Okay the disclaimer
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LAUNCH
Nothing
Absolutely nothing
The titan slowly floated above the war-torn city of Verdun, with steam jetting out of its jettison tubes.
"Hey…heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey…shouldn't I be flying right about now!? Wh-what the hell gives!?"
The neko's voice chiming out of his pod, all of the, distressed, miffed, and pissed off soldiers were still stuck in their pods, waiting to be launched or…launched. Neiko leaned against the back of the pod with a groan, obviously disappointed,
"Fuck I thought I'd be flying outta here at 90 miles an hour, but NO stupid titan had to get all NYEH and screw up on us…bastard."
Anthony chuckled and just came out with what he was going to say,
"Neiko I swear to god if you launch these pods if we don't have I am going to make your next week here a living hell, okay? Okay agreed."
Neiko looked at the comp screen funny. Many various thoughts raced through his head at mach 7 as the other squad members were chatting and he blurted out like the moron he is,
"I wonder if Kelly's tits are all mashed up against the pod door or does she have like, a special pod for that?"
Anthony "knocked" on the pod door and said sweetly in a velvety voice,
"Kelly, enlighten us?"
Kelly was gritting her teeth, clenching and unclenching her fists and practically raping her shoes with her toes (vivid isn't it?) and replied in a sweeter more womanly tone,
"Anthony, sweetie, ask me again and see what happens when we get out okay Hun, and even if you imagine it…I'll know oh yeah baby, I'll know"
Neiko knocked on the door
Ping ping
"What was that?"
Ping ping
"Dane what's that?"
"I don't know why are you asking me?"
Dane yelled.
Pin PING
"I SAID FRICKIN PING FUCKING PING!"
The neko boy's voice chimed in throughout the entire launch room and ripped through the conversations. Lethe dares to ask,
"Neiko why'd you say that?"
Neikos face turned blank.
"I don't know"
The whole room sighed.
Twenty minutes of…exhilarating conversation later
Neiko's sounding metallic through the door with the entire room listening,
"…and that's how I got the senator to give me his cookie"
The whole room again, sighed.
Ch-ch
Presea shrieked,
"WHY THE HELL ARE THEIR NOISES COMING FROM MY POD?! AM I GOING TO DIE!? NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
Neiko laughed,
"No that's one of the refugees I know, he's working as an engineer."
"OooOOoo, an engineeeeer."
Presea cooedt as images of strong, knowledgeable men flew past her mind's eye, Presea's eyes started to glow as if they were backlit. Neiko sensed it, shit, wait, hell yeah! Wait, yeah HELL YEAH! Presea's about to make a total idiot of herself, recorder ON!
Neiko did his damndest to stare threw the 2 inches of titanium.
No prevail. The squad heard a giggle and Presea's voice
"So…have you been an engineer long? I can show you around the titan if you'd like then maybe…some dinner, and a movie so uhhm…what do you say?"
Presea's date, an 11 year old refugee from Belgrade responded as flat as Lethe's chest,
"No thanks"
"GUH! Y-Y-YOUR…JUST A KID?!"
"Yup"
Presea turned a hot pink, slapped her hands across her mouth and clamped her eyes shut and yelled out a muffled moan,
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!"
The child smirked and twitched his…you guessed it…cat ears.
"So Neiko how have things been going?"
"Pretty good Genis, pretty good"
The first neko replied.
Kelly was the first to break the silence as Genis worked on the pods,
"So you know each other?"
Genis brushed away some black n blue tinged hair from his eyes and blinked,
"Yup"
"How do you know each other?"
"We met"
Kelly's vein on her head started to dance and bulge, Neiko shifted uncomfortably.
"I know that, I mean how and when you met."
"Well, we were sitting in some PAC base, you dudes came, and whisked us away to…10,000 feet midair."
Kelly's vein…I have named Bill, started break dancing.
"Okay, why are you working in an adult environment? You a kid."
"I know I am and I am working here because you need my help, and if you take offense in it would now leave and let you ponder on how to get out of your most likely metal coffin." Genis said…once again flatly and blinking a pair of crimson red irises.
Bill grew a little.
Ch-ch ssh
One pod opened, Presea walked out of her pod to see a short, strangely black and blue haired, red eyed, thin-shouldered neko boy standing there with the most emotionless expression she has ever seen in her life. Still horribly shocked she inched out of the room, with a cloud of shame hovering over her blond spikey hair, with Genis staring at her like a red eyed rock.
"Not even a thank you…how rude." He muttered. Then with that Genis started working on Dane's pod.
Ch-ch-ch
Danes awkwards conversation begins..now.
Ch-ch-ch
"So…Genis…hows everythin goin for ya buddy?"
Genis looked up at the slit that Dane was talking from…then looked back to his work, cold as…the glacier the titan was headed for, oh shit…ehh later.
"Hm not much of a talker ah?"
ch-ch-ch
"So have any hobbies?"
ch-ch
"Got your eyes on any neko chicks out there?"
ch-chchchchch-shh
Another pod opened, and Dane walks out scratching his head ashamed that no conversation could be made…fucking moron Dane. Genis stared at him as he walked off, blankly, that deadly stare, and then quickly stated,
"Barely anyone has manners anymore…"
Then he started working on Lethe's pod. Begin.
Chchch
"um…"
ch-ch-ch
"Uh…how…uhhm…"
ch-ch-ch-shh
Another pod opened, and Lethe walked out like an empty zombie,
"uh thanks?"
Genis stared on as she walked off with a face that said, ' That really wasn't pleasant.'
As Genis looked at her with a smaller version of Neiko's smile,
"Your welcome."
Genis walked over to Neiko's pod and looked at the slit with a friendly voice, not like the robot he sorta is,
"Hi Neiko what's crackalackalten?"
Noises of a waking up neko emenated from Neiko's pod,
"wh-wha? Oh ohh, well I'm doing fine, how's your medicine and physical therapy goin?"
ch-ch
"Pretty good actually everything's going pretty smoothly."
Ch-ch
"Ch-ch"
"You can stop that." Genis looked a little miffed.
"Gaooo…"
Ch-ch
"So hows the others doing has Koushi been taking his pills?"
"Yeah he has."
"Good."
Ch-ch ssh
"Okay you're free to go."
Another pod opened, Neiko walked out of his pod lazily as usual,
"How's the eye treatment going?"
Genis was drying his hands of some oil and this time had a pleasant look in his face and replied with a pout,
"I like my eyes man they make me special."
"Yeah they do but number one, they can really hurt your sight and number two, it scares the women away, now do you want those cute little refugee girls avoiding you because you've got blood red eyes that seem to glow? Ah? I don't think so.
Genis looked at the smiling Neiko funny and said plainly,
"Um…I think I'd enjoy being single until I'm as old as you, by the way I've known you for a month, I forgot how old you are."
Neiko looked away and scratched his cheek and chuckled,
"Uhhm…I forgot…and I never asked, whats your last name?"
"Baishi"
"Gezuntite"
Genis sighed,
"No, my last name is Baishi, Genis Baishi"
"Oh yeah…well thanks HEY lets get some lunch I'm thinking of getting some blanmange and a-"
Neiko at that moment got cut off by an already irate, busty corporal named Kelly Meyers.
"HEY HEY HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME YOU FUCKIN MORON I WANNA GET OUTTA THIS THING!!"
"hheyheyhey" yeah, Neiko
Neiko and Genis looked at Kelly's pod with bright eyes, their wit sharpening,
At the same time they said with a smile,
"Say pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease."
"YEAH NO, FUCK YOU BOTH"
Neiko and Genis traded smiles and Genis came out with,
"Wouldn't that be a little oh maybe, I dunno kinky? Screwing and 11 year old boy, and a sadistic 17 year old?"
"Genis, please I'm begging you here PLEASE get me out, I'm scared"
Kelly admitted and Anthony 'knocked' on the pod door, eew.
"Okay, fine since you asked nicely, and I can't turn down a pretty face."
Genis said with a smile and Neiko gave him a thumbs up.
Kelly growled like the banshee Neiko believes she is
Ch-ch
A total and complete dead silence filled the room.
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Absolutely nothing
Kelly decided to break the silence, oh no,
"So uhh, Genis, how do you know Neiko?"
Neiko sighed and cradled his head in his hands,
"Ahh crap tearjerker, incoming."
Genis looked at Neiko and continued working,
"Ehh later."
Kelly's vein started dancing again,
"There won't be a later when you get me out of here I never going to see you again."
Genis looked at the slit from which Kelly was talking from funny.
Neiko smiled and started laughing maniacally and shut everyone up and got looks from everyone, even Genis,
"aaaaahaaaa…man….Kelly if you wanna milf out on Genis its okay I don't really care go crazy on him but please…..please…..don't waste my time by asking how me n him met its just gonna make us feel like shit."
Kelly's vein also known as Bill started to break dance,
" IM JUST CURIOUS IS ALL I DON'T WANNA DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU FUCKING PRICK!!"
Neiko tapped Genis's back with his foot, as his eyes glowed with his signature…..perviness. Genis looked up at Kelly threw the slit with wide, shakey, tear filled eyes as he started a low, weak whimper,
"S-so you wouldn't w-want to milf on m-me?"
Kelly almost had a heart attack and Anthony 'knocked' on the pod door.
"AAAH YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!"
'Ahhhh but he's so cute!!'
"YOUR FUCKING SICK!!"
'Ohh hes so adorable!!'
Genis….looked disappointed at Kelly's mundane and typical reaction and blew a strand of hair away from his eyes which so conveniently landed right where it usually is, right between his eye and his ear…detailed isn't it?
Ch-ch-ssh
One more pod to go…at last I'm tired.
Kelly saw Neiko who was putting up his hand and squeezing an invisible cunt, walked over and slapped him across the face.
"You fucking perverted bastard."
Neiko started rubbing his cheek and kept laughing and managed to say out loud,
"Babe you know I like it rough so don't deny it you like it when I say things like this don't you?"
Kelly turned a deep beat red and looked at Genis, who was….still looking at Kelly with those irresistible wide, ha innocent, crimson eyes and started grating her teeth as she resisted the urge to beat him senseless…the regular way not the way where she…..back to the conversation!! Kelly's eyes started bulging and she grated her teeth, and started growling like an angry cat. Genis poured more and more of it on and started his little whimper again,
"Are are are you going to h-h-hurt me" P-p-please don't hurt m-me please?"
Genis was making Kelly melt on the inside and on the outside….she was as cold as the titan walls. Neiko shifted uncomfortably, his apprentice is failing, 'Oh well he can take care of himself…can he? Well he's always been clingin onto me sorta…ever since I met him….you know I'm gonna see what he does see what he's learned' As Neiko was thinking to himself nothing was happening…Kelly was still staring at Genis and Genis was staring back….his cute, innocent look fading into his usual, natural, "I don't give a fucking shit face" slowly the wide eyes were drooping, slowly drooping into the sleepy look he seems to have plastered on his face all the time, the whimpering stopped, and Kelly seemed to be winning the staring contest the air got even drier with the ruthless cold in the air. Kelly was just intensifying her stare, staring lightning into Genis, and Anthony couldn't take it anymore,
"GAAAAH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOORE!!"
and with that, he tore open the pod door and bolted out into the hangar like an insane retarded refugee on crack. Kelly broke the stare and looked after Anthony as he was bolting out of the hallway, leaning out the door way…her chest fruit ( OH NEW WORD) hanging as she looked on, and Genis quickly got up and tugged on Neiko's sleeve and whispered, "Dude let's get the fuck outta here."
Neiko was staring at Kelly's tits….Genis slapped him and pointed up toward the ceiling and his kitty ears perked up, Neiko nodded as he boosted Genis up and then both of them clung onto the ceiling pipes, Neiko in a desperate attempt, tried to at least graze his hand on Kelly's boob. Kelly looked back ready to stare bullets into Genis and found just a bunch of tools on the floor and she gazed blankly into the white, fluorescent lit room.
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
And guess what?
Noooooothing
Until Neiko broke the silence…once more,
"dot dot dot dot dot…?"
Kelly grunted and looked behind her….spun around and looked into the room….spun around again and looked in the hallway…nothing
"Hmm guess they ran."
She muttered and walked down the hallway….springing her trap…she knew Neiko wouldn't resist it…she started swinging her hips as alluring she could, started biting and sucking on her finger and started humming a sexy ass tune. Neiko was whimpering like a dog doing his damndest to fly out of the room……with Genis using every fiber of his being to keep Neiko with him in the room…in safety. Neiko's thoughts raced at hyper speed…or as fast as I can type,
" AW COME THE FUCKON IT'S A SIGN DON'T YOU SEE RIGHT THERE!? SHE WANTS ME AND THAT'S HOW SHE'S SHOWING IT!! THAT'S HOW SHE IS SHOWING IT!! CMON LEMME GO LEMME GO LEMME GO!! PLEASE!? LEMME GO YOU MOTHER FUCKER CMOOON!! GAAAAAHHH THERE SHE GOES…………I CAN STILL CATCHUP CMON LEMME GO!! GAAAAHHH YOU FUCKIN WHORE!! LET-ME-GOOOOOOO!!"
wow that's long…
Genis was holding on for dear life now, his feet planted on the pipe and leaning back as far as he dared clutching onto Neiko's uniform like a frightened child, because he was a frightened child...
That's really long….ew.
Neiko's droopy sleeper eyes widened and shook with the desperation of his pervert soul, desperately vying for Kelly's D cup mounds., yet some part of him knew it was a trap, but he wanted some, but when Kelly's humming wasn't audible anymore he camled down and him and Genis walked the other way down the hall to a very secluded and closed off space in the titan where Neiko's "people" reside. He and Genis walked past the guards taking off their hat…and helmet quickly flaunting their kitty ears and having to cover not only their neko ears and regular human ones because of that loud ass alarm signaling the cargo bay door was opening. After all the loud….screeching and bustling of engineers, Neiko kinda…sorta I think whipped out his service revolver (sorry I forgot the name)
"FUCKING ALARM THINGY!! DIE!"
and with that he shot the speaker box…silencing the room, and the people in it. Neiko perked up his ears and blankly and walked on muttering quietly to himself,
"Well there goes my salary for this month….wait…do I get a salary?"
Genis looked up at Neiko with a rare smile and started laughing quietly with impish eyes,
"You know Neiko,"
He said between little fits of eerie laughter,
"That they've missed you and they were really bored before I left and-"
"THEM?! BORED?!"
"Yep…bored."
"BORED?!"
"Bored"
Neiko's face flashed from scared as hell…to a teary eyed neko boy…correction, scared as hell, teary eyed neko boy, they were ready for him. Genis looked straight ahead with the devilish smile he and Neiko posses straight ahead right toward the refugee holding…area thingy. Many people didn't know what Neiko…okay what the hell is this? What the fuck am I writing? the Christmas Carol? Pssh….read on people…read on.
The airlock leading to the holding area opened and led down a narrow hallway to a single stark white metal door not even shiny just white with the walls completely stripped of any protrusions such as pipes or light bulbs like all the other walls n such on the titan. The floor was also completely white…yeah strange isn't it? Neiko and Genis walked quickly down the hallway…Neiko still scared as fuck, stopped halfway down the hallway with a pathetic whimper, and Genis…laughing maniacally pushed threw…slowly…he wanted to soak it in, and when the soulless neko and the jester neko nothing was in the room…only a bunch of neat, empty bunks in rows, like in a barracks, nothing was there.
Neiko's face turned to being curious and looked around…he spun and looked around in a circle, nothing, spun around again…nothing, spun around once more, nothing.
"WELL HA! TO YOU LITTLE MAN I GUESS THEYYY ARE SOMEWHERE ELSE"
Neiko sat down on one of the bunks and to a deep sigh,
"Man…I thought those little demons would rip me to pieces"
Genis replied flatly, horribly disappointed,
"Yeah I wish they were though, there kinda funny."
"Not for me"
Yeah but…ohh…"
"What?!"
"Err…run, run, run"
Neiko got up, with a smile and panicked eyes…more like bolted up, and grabbed Genis by the hair and ran out the door, as fast as he scuttled. Just when they both got clear of the door, a huge clang met their ears and as they turned around they saw a huge round dent in the door.
"Holy fucken shit"
"woah…"