A/N: Yay! More lists.

VAMPIRES:

Jasper

Alice

Emmett

Esme

Edward

WEREWOLF:

Jacob

HUMANS:

Bella

Carlisle

Billy

Rosalie

No confusion. Goody.

Don't own Twilight or Rent, as usual.

Jacob set his camera down finally on a stray chair, "Life is so unreal."

"Tell me about it," Jasper nodded.

"'Eviction or pay.'" Jacob quoted.

"Pfft. Rent," Jasper scoffed, he positioned his guitar next to Jacob's camera, "Is my music really all that bad?"

Jacob gave him a knowing look.

"Thought so."

Jacob shivered, a rare event, "We're hungry and frozen!"

Jasper glanced down at all the people walking by the apartment building, "This life that we've chosen…" He jokingly licked his lips, causing Jacob to giggle.

"You wanna pay the rent when Carlisle comes up?" Jacob asked.

"HELL NO! We're not gonna pay last year's rent, either!" was the response.

Jacob burst into a fit of laughter. When he regained himself he said, "I'm gonna start a fire. For once. Wanna help?"

Jasper pointed to his teeth, "Remember? Keep that thing far away from me. Kthx."

"Jazz, c'mon. Just hand me crap to put into it. You don't even have to be near it."

"Here's some of my old posters," Jasper tossed a few to him, "Mind if we burn some screenplays?"

"JASPER, DON'T!"

"It's your funeral," he reasoned.

"Don't even. Gimme those," Jacob snatched his beloved work from the vampire's hands.

SWITCH SCENE: ALICE BRANDON'S OFFICE.

"Quiet, Bella! Geez. It's me, Alice. … Don't change the subject, love. I know. No, you won't throw up! NO! … You are not calling Jacob!"

END SCENE: SWICTCH TO EMMETT MCCARTY ON A STREET.

"Ergh," Emmett clutched his throat.

A ten-gallon plastic pickle tub could be heard in the distance.

Emmett slowly tapped his foot along with the beat. He could hear Jacob's cry of, "Where could Emmett be?"

"Gettin' dizzy," Emmett said to himself.

He could see the figure with the pickle tub coming over to him.

"Honey?" it said.

END SCENE: SWITCH TO A PHONE BOOTH THAT CARLISLE IS IN.

"Tanya? You sound sad. Yeah, I don't think they will, either. But I try to— I know you don't like it. But, Tanya, I've known him for— Yes. Love you, too."

END SCENE: SWITCH TO JACOB AND JASPER'S APARTMENT.

Jasper was playing a cute version of "Dixie" on his harmonica.

"The music ignites the night with passionate fire!" Jacob shouted.

Jasper lowered the harmonica from his lips, "Um… never again. Ever."

The phone rang.

"The narration crackles and pops with incendiary wit," Jasper said as he watched Jacob cross over to the phone.

"Bella? You're equipment won't work? That sucks, what do you want me to do about it? OKAY, FINE! I'M COMING!" Jacob went to grab his coat.

"Jake! Carlisle is—"

"But Bella is—"

"We're not gonna pay this year's rent? Or next year's rent? Or even last year's rent?" Jasper reasoned.

"You got it. Se ya later," Jacob slammed the door behind it.

Jasper rested his head on his arm, "'Cause everything is rent."