A/N- I'm back! I just had about eight Snickers so I'm nice and hyper, which is what I need while writing randomness! Thank you for the reviews, Deerdryad!

Disclaimer- Me no own Okami, Waka, Oki, Hannah Montana, Crest toothpaste, a bus, Ammy, Issun, Caps lock, T-mobile, Anna, random keys, my best friend McKayla, the ice cream truck, Powerpuff ice cream, Spiderman ice cream, or the Cheshire Cat...

"It is way too crowded in here!" Waka screeched. "And why are we in a giant metal monster?! And why does Oki love Hannah Montana?!"

"I dunno." The author responded. "It seemed stupid and off topic." The gang was all crammed in a giant bus that had Crest toothpaste ad on the side of it. Why are they called the gang now? Why, because the author got bored of writing all of their names of course!

"HELLO! I am a talking wolf that is actually a goddess!" Ammy shouted at the top of her little lungs. Issun was, for once, shutting up.

"GAH! I DON'T ALLOW TALKING DOGS/WOLVES ON MY BUS THAT HAS A CREST TOOTHPASTE AD ON THE SIDE OF IT! GET OFF OF MY BUS!" And that was when the author turned off Caps lock and got on with the story.

"OMG! That is so hot! Where did you get that?!" Oki asked a teenage girl who was looking through her purse and texting on her T-mobile cell phone.

"AH! It's a gay guy! With funny hair!" The girl screamed. Her name was Anna. Why? I dunno, ask her parents!

"HEY! GAY GUYS WITH FUNNY HAIR AREN'T ALLOWED ON MY BUS EITHER! GET OUT!" While the author was turning off Caps lock again, the gang was getting kicked off of the bus.

"I'm not gay!" Oki shouted. "I'm just not all there in the head, y'know?" So then they walked to the beach. Issun started talking again.

"Loiahjdshfsdahgasjf;h;alfjjgjak;fudhalkfnkafdkhtgfkd vfeauhfoidshafoigyhsjb e97r90w hfr." Waka said calmly. Everybody stared at him.

"AUTHOR! Stop pressing random keys! And give yourself a name already!" Everyone shouted at the author.

"Fine, poopies! My new name is Bobysue!" And so, the author is no longer the author, but her new name is Bobysue and that is her new name. Bobysue disappeared in a puff of smoke.

And so, they came to be- "HEY!" McKayla, Bobysue's best friend screamed. "Get on with this story! I have better things to do with my time than read what you write! Like, writing my comic and drawing and... yeah!"

Well, they got to the beach in the end. And Hannah Montana was there. Oki screamed.

"HANNAH MONTANA! OMIGOSH, IT'S YOU!" Oki hugged Hannah Montana as hard as he could, but then he killed her accidentally. Oh well.

Waka went surfing. He sucked. And he couldn't swim. So Ammy had to save him a lot of the time. Issun got a tan. Or something. Oki mourned the death of Hannah Montana.

"AH! The ice cream truck!" Waka shouted. "And they have... could it be? Powerpuff Popsicles with gum for the eyes! Yay!" Waka stole one of those while Ammy got a Spiderman one.

"OHOHOH! LOOKIT, AMMY! THERE'S A CAT!" And so, that was how they met the Cheshire Cat...

A/N- I'm sorry, but I'm suffering from major writers block today... I will write more after I get another review!