A/N- I'm back! With a vengeance! Or something along those lines! Yessireebob! I thank my reviewers, Deerdryad and Goddess-of-Weirdos! Hi McKayla!

Disclaimer- Do I have to go through this again? I don't own anything in this fanfiction, for goodness sakes! And did I really just say that?!

"I win again!" Midori screeched. She was beating everybody in our little gang bad on Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Don't ask me why though, or how. Bobysue got mad. McKayla stole Oki's ice cream. Ammy snored and Waka painted his toenails all glossy-like. Issun played poker with Keki, an annoying little fairy of an OC. The Cheshire Cat was listening to Linkin Park with an evil little grin on his face.

"That was a long thing, Bobysue!" Waka cried. "Make them shorter next time! And be more random! And-"

"Shut up, Waka! I'm playing as Zelda and I'm going to beat you're butts! BWAHAHAHA!" Midori cackled evilly. "I will win!"

"That's it, Midori! I call upon... my big brother!" Bobysue yelled. Alex, Bobysue's big brother, appeared out of a poof of clouds.

"What the heck?! What am I doing in one of your stupid fanfictions, T-" Bobysue quickly interrupted.

"My name is Bobysue! And I want you to beat Midori at Smash Bros. 'cuz she's really good and I suck! Help me or I'll kill you in this fanfiction! Do it now!" Waka left. He wanted it to be about him again.

"DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO A PLACE CALLED NIPPON?!" Waka shouted to everyone that was around. Everybody ignored him.

A woman walked up to him. "Hi, my name is Joe," she said simply. Waka ran away screaming while Joe ate a cheeseburger. Joe belched.

"Omigosh!" A girl named Hitori shouted that is from a comic that Bobysue is writing. "I have to kill that guy! I think he's part of the Dark Dream Forces! Yeah!" Hitori ran after Waka so she could use her weird anime powers to kill him.

"NOOOOOOOOO! I'm not evil! I'm just a freakazoid with puffy buttons and looks totally gay! Someone help me!" Waka started crying like a baby. Hitori patted his back.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just a weird anime eleven year old girl that Bobysue made up this morning. I mean, at least you're famous Waka." Waka screamed and sobbed at the same time. Another weird thing he can do that not many people can do.

"HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!? WE'VE NEVER EVEN MET! GO AWAY!" Waka ran away, screaming and crying. Hitori ran after him, throwing bolts of light at him.

"DIE, FOOL!" A boy ran in front of Hitori, and his name is Li.

"Don't touch him! If you want to kill him, I want to protect him because we are worst enemies, now kiss me you fool!" Waka didn't look back, but they made out. He just screamed and ran.

"I HATE THIS WORLD AND NOW I'M GONNA BE AN EMO AND DIE AND I HATE YOU ALL AND I'M NOT GAY!" Waka has some issues. Waka ran into someone.

"What the-?!" The man shouted. Waka screamed that he liked hot dogs.

"Waka?!" Hideki Kamiya cried, looking at the dork in front of him. Hideki is the designer of the game that I'm writing this fanfiction about if you aren't obsessed enough to look it up yourself.

"That's my name, don't wear it out! And drink a lot of milk every day! And-" Hideki interrupted Waka's stupid antics by hitting Waka on the head.

"Owie boo boo! Dat hurt, you meanie bobinie! Let's be best friends forever!" Waka licked the tip of his nose before stealing Hideki Kamiya's wallet. Because Hideki is smart, he just let Waka have it before running for his life.

Which was smart, considering what Waka was about to do with that money and passport to Japan...

A/N- Are you all proud of me?! I wrote stuff! Waka desu baka! (Waka is idiot) Yessireebob, it's true!