A/N- Hi. I like sugar. It makes me happy.

Disclaimer- Me no own no Okami, Waka, Twinkies, England, tour buses, baggage, metal detectors, Over the Rainbow, Ammy, Issun, Oki, McKayla, fudge-swirl, the Cheshire Cat, Legend of Zelda, Narnia, the Wicked White Witch, monster truck rallies, Glad, Princess Zelda, Harry Potter, Things You Would Never Hear Okami Characters Say, blackwolf2dragon, My Little Pony, Barbie, Japanese anime, iPods, deja vu, Sora, Kingdom Hearts, Organization XIII, or Pig Latin. That's a longer disclaimer than usual.

"WOW!" Waka screamed. "How do they get the filling in these things?! I mean! Lookit!" Waka chomped on his 68,927,429,735th Twinkie. The gang was waiting for their flight to England. Why are they going to England? Well, to see the big, red tour buses of course! Duh!

If you want to know how they got through baggage and the metal detectors and all that jazz... well, you'll never know, 'cuz I ain't telling ya.

"Somewhere over the rainbow! WAY UP HIGH!" Waka screeched, breaking Ammy's eardrums. Issun started talking rapidly in Pig Latin. Oki tried to steal McKayla's ice cream, who was unwilling to part with her fudge-swirl. The Cheshire Cat disappeared, except for his creepy grin. Midori had changed into a wolf, too, and was scaring people by telling them weird facts about Legend of Zelda. Keki, the evil, annoying fairy, was trying to lick her nose.

Wow, that's a long paragraph.

"WE'RE going to Narnia!" Keki shouted. "We shall destroy the Wicked White Witch and become the most fabulous people in all of the monster truck rally!"

"FINE!" McKayla screamed. "If you want my ice cream so bad, take it!" She then shoved the ice cream down Oki's mask. McKayla ran away. Oki got sad.

"Don't get mad, get Glad! All rights reserved." Midori cried. "And don't forget, Princess Zelda can grow a mustache by her own will! She can beat you all in that sort of a race! LALALA! All rights reserved."

"I wanna meet Parry Hotter!" Ammy shouted. "Oh! Wait a minute... it's Harry Potter! Who the heck is Parry Hotter?! Those words don't end up having a red line under them from the spell check! Betcha didn't know that!"

"And also, if you like this, check out Things You Would Never Hear Okami Characters Say, by blackwolf2dragon!" Waka grinned, waving his arms.

"I wanna My Little Pony!" Oki whined, tugging on Waka's shirt. "And I wanna Barbie! I want the one with the cute halter top! Or the summer one! Maybe the one with the swimming pool... please! I wanna Barbie! She's pretty!"

"Well, we don't always get what we want, Oki. After all, I want to be in a Japanese anime show, but that's not too likely, either." Waka got out his iPod and started listening the longest flute solo ever. Oki sucked his thumb.

"We are now boarding! We are now boarding!" A woman called above the noise. The Cheshire Cat appeared.

"You know what deja vu is like? Want me to teach you?" The Cheshire Cat grinned at the reader, whoever they might be.

"You know what deja vu is like? Want me to teach you?" The Cheshire Cat smiled evilly at the reader, whoever they might be.

"HELLO! I AM SORA!" A boy in strange clothes with spiky brown hair screamed. "I AM A FREAK FROM KINGDOM HEARTS AND I'M GOING TO SAVE THIS WORLD FROM ORGANIZATION XIII!"

"Let's go to England together, Sora!" Waka and Sora skipped off to the plane together. Everyone else walked regularly. Well, except for McKayla, who was scared she was gonna miss her flight.

A/N- Yessireebob! I like cheese! I know how to say that in Japanese! Chizu!