A/N- Hmph. No reviews. That makes me mad. So now... hmhmhm.
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"Hi, I'm Waka, and this is Ammy, and the Cheshire Cat, and Issun, and the corpse of Keki, and Link, and Sora, and McKayla, and Oki, and I think that's it. Oh wait, and there's Midori and her name means green!" The random Japanese person stared at him for a moment.
"Nani?" Waka ran away screaming, unable to understand Japanese. Bobysue knows it. Sort of. Ammy doesn't. Nor does the Cheshire Cat, the corpse of Keki... and the rest of those people. Link does.
"Konnichiwa!" Midori shouted. "Sayonara! Hi! That's all I know of Japanese! And my name! It means green! I can fly!" Ammy stared at her for a moment.
"I'm a prisoner of love, prisoner of love!" The Cheshire Cat began singing, and people began gathering, for he sounded just like the original, who happened to be a girl. "I'm just a prisoner of love, a prisoner of love! Ke-" Waka hit him on the head, unable to understand Japanese.
A girl walked up to them and bowed. "Konnichiwa, Cross Yuki-" She began, but Issun interrupted, having found out how to stop not talking. The girl from the anime Vampire Knight walked away, slightly disturbed.
"I CAN FREAKING TALK AFTER HOW MANY FRIGGEN CHAPTERS?! WHAT THE HACK!? I'M GONNA FRIGGEN KILL YOU, YOU STUPID AUTHOR!!" Bobysue ran away from the bug, more disturbed than Cross-san.
"OMG!" Oki screeched at someone. "That girl had green hair! What the heck is up with that?! And that girl has purple hair! And why are their skirts on their uniforms so dang freaking short?! And also-" The Cheshire Cat began cutting himself, and Oki watched in fascination. McKayla began licking her pencil flavored ice cream.
"Let's all go to the Tokyo Tower!" Ammy burst out, eating a rice cake. "It sounds like a pretty place to live from now on since we can never live in one place for very long since we're restless and hate staying in one place and here are some reasons that I love myself: I'm pretty, I'm hot, I'm a wolf, I'm a goddess, and everyone loves me, including you, you silly little author and you silly little reader, who are probably both video game addicts and this is a super long and slightly strange sentence and I like my house because its prettier than yours and I'm sleepy so we should all give our parents a chance to kick us out and make us go to college and we mustn't forget that iPods are a gift from heaven and so is anime and ice cream and chocolate and many people live in New York City, but the author of this fanfiction doesn't, and neither has she ever been there in her life, but she went to Hawaii and while she was there an earthquake and it was the biggest in the history of Hawaii and she went to a Hilton hotel and it was really nice there and why am I talking about Bobysue when I could be talking about myself or peanuts or David Archuleta or even my cat and we can't forget that this is a stupidly long paragraph and an even longer and stupider sentence and this all sucks so bad that Bobysue should just end this dang old fanfiction so we can do something else in some other fanfiction, because we're all getting tortured in here and Waka's eating Sora and so we should all go to sleep already, because that's what the author considers fun and her aunt's moving in today and sushi tastes weird on my opinion and Microsoft is funny with cats and this is the end of this stupid paragraph."
"Wowee." Waka stopped eating Sora long enough to stare at the paragraph. "Dat's big."
"WHAT THE -- IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!" Sora screamed. "THIS GUY IS EATING ME! WHAT THE FREAKING-" Bobysue smacked him.
"Shut up." And so they began making their way to the Tokyo Tower...
A/N- I want at the very least three reviews or this story will be destroyed! I will delete it! So review or feel my wrath! No flaming!