Hinata, you're hot!
Chapter two
By: Shikami-chan07
A.N. Alright, it's the chapter two!! For the disclaimer, I suggest you look on the first page, 'k? Don't want any lawyers here…
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On with the chappy…
Next day…
Naruto woke up, stretch, then chuck the annoying alarm clock at the wall. Next, he looks around the unfamiliar room.
'What the heck… oh yeah' Naruto thought, before he went to go to the bathroom.
(Flashback)
The enchanted key was hovering above ground when Naruto finally caught up with it.
"Damn key… holy shi--!!" Naruto muttered as looked at his new home- mansion.
"It's as big as the Hyunga and Uchiha compound put together!!" Naruto awed. He got over his shock, and thought 'Well, my dad is Minato Namikaze'. But does it have to be so big? He shrugged and went to the gate. It was locked. Naruto tried to use the key, but then he realized that the key had a blood sign. He quickly bit his thumb then spread his blood on top of it.
The gate swung open, revealing a magnificent, but small, waterfall. Around it, exotic flowers covered the area, colors boasting blues, purple, red, yellow, and orange. In another area, a training area dominated most of the ground, with wooden thick poles, some high trees, targets, and a small pond. Naruto grinned happily as he saw his own personal bathhouse, so he wouldn't be disturbed at the local bathhouse, when Jiraiya peeped in on the women. 'Women always seem so damn stronger when they're naked' Naruto thought as he rubbed where a woman smacked him during those times.
"Damn ero-kitsune," he said to no one in particular, "could of healed this, but no-o-oo."
"Well, I want my kit to have the good times in life, and those are one of it. You know that you liked when that female smacked your ass…" the Kyuubi no Kitsune replied in Naruto's mind.
"God, fuzz-butt, don't scare me like that!!" Naruto yelled in his mind. Over the years, the Kyuubi and Naruto have gotten along, now that the fox got over 'planning to kill him'. In fact, the Kitsune decided to help Naruto become stronger. Now, the Kyuubi's like an uncle to Naruto, teasing and taunting him, but he means well.
"Bah, stop calling me that, you brat! I'm Kyuubi no Kitsune! If I weren't in your body, I will be ruling with the other Demon Lords, instead of being stuck in here, which smells like that shit you love so much!!"
"YOU JUST DID NOT DISS RAMEN!!" Naruto roared in his mind. The great fox only smirked, and went back taking a nap, completely ignoring his kit's "Damn fox"'s or the ever popular "Poor ramen never hurting anybody…".
Naruto then notice it was getting late, so he finish putting his stuff away, took a bath, then went to sleep.
(End flashback)
Naruto finish eating his breakfast, and head out the door, going to the Hokage building to take his jounin test. When he was half way there, he saw a raven-headed young man, arrogant smirk, and an always-there scowl.
"Well, well, well," said Naruto, "If it isn't my Sasuke-kun."
"Dobe," said person growled, "I heard that you gotten stronger. Fight me." Before Naruto could say anything, Sasuke was already in a fighting stance. Naruto decided he had time, so he quickly gotten to his fighting stance. Sasuke didn't hesitate when he yelled out:
"GRAND FIREBALL NO JUTSU!" Fire then came pouring out of the raven-haired's mouth. Naruto did some familiar hand seals, and two kage bunshins poofed into existence. A crowd now surrounded, and Naruto notice they were mostly female. Unbeknownst to Naruto, they were around them because who could resist two insanely hot guys fighting each other? He recognizes Kakashi, who was being Kakashi, standing right next to big breasted women. Then he notice Sasuke giving him some weird looks while he was fighting him. Naruto smiled sinisterly, and began making hand seals.
"Orioke no jutsu: yaoi style!" he cried. As the smoke cleared, Sasuke saw two naked men- Naruto and Kakashi having hot and heavy smut. Sasuke's nose began to twitch, then a fountain of blood gushed out of his nose, making him fly backwards a hundred feet away from the group.
"NOOOOOO!!" the female group cried, as half of them chased after Sasuke. In all their minds, 'No wonder why…' Naruto stood there, shocked that the Uchiha, the guy that girls been chasing after him…was gay. Kakashi, on the other hand, was freaking out.
"All those times when he wanted me to train with me at home…alone (insert shuddering here). Thank kami I didn't-"
"Hey Kakashi-sensei! Been I while, huh?" Naruto said, still freaked out about Sasuke being gay (1).
"Yeah you're right, Naruto." Kakashi eye-smiled. Then he remembered Naruto's jutsu. "Oh, and by the way…NEVER USE THAT JUTSU AGAIN!!" Kakashi roared.
"Heh, heh, my bad, sensei, but I was always curious, with all those girls chasing him, he never wanted anything to do with them, and I never believed that 'I don't want to marry anyone in this village' crap. Plus, you're the first guy I saw, so yeah," Naruto shrugged, before he remembered something,"Oh yeah, I just remembered!" he got a small, orange book out of his pack," I just don't understand how you can read this, it's so boring--!?" Kakashi was now rubbing his face against the book, like it was a precious baby. Naruto sweat-dropped, and turn to leave, realizing he was late.
"See ya Kakashi-sensei…" Naruto shook his head, and left Kakashi have "alone" time with "Icha-Icha make-out tactics-chan".
When Naruto finally got to the Hokage Building, walked into Tsunade's office…and he saw Tsunade doing paper-work (!?).
"Okay, who are you, and what did you do to the Hokage?"Naruto said, taking out kunais.
"Shut-up, gaki." She muttered, annoyed. 'Oh c'mon. It's not like you seen me not… (Sigh) never mind'. "And by the way, I'm only doing these papers because their yours, so put away your weapons, or do you really want me to show you I'm Tsunade with the flick of my finger?" Naruto visibly shudders, remembering when he was 12-years-old, he was beaten by Tsunade when she flicked him with her chakra-induced finger. It was also the time she gave Naruto the First Hokage's necklace to him, which he still wears today.
"Okay, no need to be violent kaa-chan." Naruto said, scratching the back of his neck nervously. "So, when do I take my jounin test?"
"At noon," the elder blonde said, "Your test will be fighting against jounins in taijustu, genjutsu, ninjustu and kenjutsu. So, you have two-hours to get ready. Dismiss."
"Hai, Tsunade-sama," said the Kyuubi-container, surprising Tsunade with the formal addressing. Naruto then disappeared in swirl of fire and leaves, surprising her even more.
'This test will be interesting…' the blonde Hokage thought. Then sighed when she saw a mountain of paperwork that seem to came out of nowhere.
'Dammit…'
TBC
A.N.
(1) I have nothing against the lifestyle. In fact I find it hot, but won't happen in this story.
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