A/N- UKYA! OH! I'M HERE! Yes, the bonus chapter I promised you is now here. Tainted Lullaby. Why in the hack did you read ten chapters of something that you didn't like?! What the heck!? NO freaking flaming!
Disclaimer- THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE! Me no own no Okami,
And now it was time. Time for their fates to be decided. Heaven or heck? Which one, which one... "Omoidaseba haruka haruka!" The Cheshire Cat started singing. "Mirai wa... doko made mo kagayaiteta!" Waka hit him with a baseball bat.
"DO NOT SING!" Waka screeched. "I HATE IT!" McKayla smiled evilly at him, thinking about finding some scissors so she could cut off his hair.
Waka's fate. "Next!" The man at the front desk shouted. He took one look at Waka. "You're going to heck because you have the most idiotic hair in the history of ugly hair. Please wait on that chair." Waka skipped happily to the chair and sat down.
Oki's fate. "Oh, yes, well. We think that you're going to be cast into outer darkness, which is the place that we put people that we don't know what to do with. You have to take off you're mask or you'll die and come back here and we'll have this same stupid conversation and I really don't like it so next!" Oki sat on the floor, sucking his thumb.
McKayla's fate. "OH! You are going to heaven for lots of use of ice cream and stuff! And you wanted to cut Waka's hair off."
"Do they have ice cream in heaven?"
"Of course they do, you idiot. Don't forget that they're is an entrance fee. It's twenty bucks or you can say beep beep beep." McKayla stared at him for a moment. She stole his ink pen and wrote all over his face before sitting down.
Sora's fate. "HIYA!" Sora screeched. "I WANNA GO TO THE LAND OF FINDING NEMO! NEMO IS ONE LETTER OFF FROM EMO, DID YOU NOTICE THAT MISTER GUY! OMG, YOU'RE A STRANGER! MY MOMMY TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO YOU! GRAH!" Sora pushed past the bodyguards and into outer darkness.
The angel secretary guy stared at him and sweatdropped.
The Cheshire Cat's fate. "Oh. You're from Alice in Wonderland, right? Well, for being freaks and stuff, you guys automatically go down to heck. Bye bye." The Cheshire Cat sat down next to Waka, slightly disgusted at him, because Waka was licking his toenails.
Hannah Montana's fate. "YOU'RE GOING TO HECK, YOU FREAK! GYAR!!" She sat down next to the Cheshire Cat, who was unsure of who to be more afraid of.
Keki's fate. "A lot of people are going to heck today." The man observed. "Oh, what the heck. Go and get yourself to a Motel 8. I don't feel like talking to an annoyingly small fairy today." So Keki went to Motel 8.
Link's fate. "OMIGOSH!" The angel secretary guy dude person screamed. "You are, like, my favorite video game person! WOW! GO TO HEAVEN!" Link sat down next to McKayla, who was busy listening to Linkin Park.
Issun's fate. "Did you know that the world just ended and that I don't have any toes and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."
"Wow." Was all he said. "You can go to heck now."
Dravis's fate. "I already know where I'm going." Dravis sat next to Hannah Montana and Waka and the Cheshire Cat.
"Ah, Midori, the evil O/C. A pleasure to meet you. You are an inspiration to us all. Go to heaven." SO, Midori got to go to heaven. She clung to Link's arm and cackled evilly.
Ammy's fate. "Oh. Amateratsu. A pleasure to meet you and stuff. You have this automatic pass that sends you on your way to the land of the fake cats and cheese and stuff. Have fun with it." He handed Ammy a card. She went in an elevator and was never seen again.
"NO!" Waka screamed. "BOBYSUE! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT SHE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN! I LOVE THAT FREAK OF A WOLF!" He started pounded his hands on the floor.
A smile was shown. The evil was here. Clara was back.
A/N- Hm. I'm thinking about starting a new series about when they go to different worlds and stuff. That's a lot of blahs, isn't it? Thank goodness for copy and paste. R&R. No flamming.