Hinata, you're hot!

Chapter five

By: Shikami-chan 07

Challenger: we'll see how many girls Hinata will let share Naruto, shall we?

Shikamaru's baby girl: sorry it took so long to upgrade! If you can read this, Gaara cookie for you! And thank you for pointing my horrible grammar- do you know any beta-readers?

Kingkakashi: Your vote(s) are counted! And I'm glad you like my ways of doing things!

Disclaimer: Authoress looks at empty pockets, then at Naruto, then at her empty pockets again. Naruto sweat drops while Shikami-chan loses all control of her tears.

On with chappy…

Uzumaki Naruto was surrounded by pure, pitch-black darkness. His heighten ears (Kyuubi's gift to our blonde hero) picked up a faint crying. He followed the sound, blinded by the darkness.

When Naruto reach to source of the sounds, he found out it was a small child, neither boy nor girl. Naruto's heart ached for the glowing child, as its hair covered its face. As he bent down to touch the child, the "child" immediately sprang up; its spine arched up like a cat ready to attack. Its hands formed into claws, the creature's eyes were sickish yellow-green. Black goo was oozing out of its mouth, which was curled into a wicked smile.

"Come to me, Uzumaki," its' voice sounded like acid, and it made the air around Naruto smell like decaying life. The temperature dropped enough to make Naruto shiver.

"Come here…now that's a good boy…" the creature said, while licking its lips while Naruto approach the hideous creature. Just as Naruto was in ten feet of the creature, the creature attacked the blonde without a warning. Naruto closed his eyes, knowing the end…

"KAI!!" Naruto bellowed, before the creature landed on him. When Naruto reopened his eyes, he was once again back in the training grounds, the afternoon sun shining brightly, whereas the phantasm was dark and somber. The crowd behind Naruto, that was watching, drew out a relieved breath, having to know that 

Kurenai's "One Hundred-Years of Death" was nothing to mess with. Kurenai was surprised that somebody, much less Naruto, was able to cancel out the genjutsu. Kurenai, although surprise, was also curious how Naruto was unaffected by a powerful genjutsu.

"Naruto," Tsunade said, with a smile so bright that rivaled Naruto's," I am pleased to announce that you are officially a jounin. Please report to the Hokage's office tomorrow to get your jounin materials." Tsunade leaned up, since Naruto gotten taller, and kissed her adopted son's forehead. Naruto blushed, yet smiled, as Rock Lee yelled:

"NARUTO, IT IS OFFICIAL! YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH MADE YOU A JOUNIN LIKE TEAM GAI!!" Naruto smirked deviously. An idea walked up to his mind, raped it, then ran away with it…and Naruto liked every minute of it.

"LEE!" Naruto yelled, surprising the hell out of everybody.

"NARUTO!"

"LEE!"

"NARUTO!"

"LEE!"

"NARUTO!" with those said the crying two ran straight at each other and did the unspeakable: they hugged while being under a waterfall-genjutsu that seemed like no one could cancel out. Sakura, Ten Ten, Ino, Choji, Sasuke, Kiba, Shino, Kakashi, and even Kurenai all fell backwards, foaming at the mouths. The ones that did not fall were Shikamaru, Neji, and Gai. Gai was exclaiming how that speech was beautiful to Lee, while Shikamaru and Neji grumbled about Naruto cheating and giving him 100 yen from each. Naruto chuckled, and counted his bets (1).

The first to recover from Naruto's trick was Kurenai. She watched as Naruto was laughing, his voice deep with age. She gazed at him until Naruto looked at her way, which made Kurenai blush. Naruto smiled, and walk to her way.

"Thank-you, Naruto-kun," Kurenai said as Naruto helped her up.

"You're welcome, Kurenai-chan, I mean, uh, Kurenai-sensei," Naruto said, mentally smacking himself for saying something like that. Naruto smiled at Kurenai, hoping she won't be offended. Kurenai smiled back, which relieved and warmed Naruto.

"Its okay, Naruto-kun, you're a jounin now, I'm no longer your sensei."



"With a body like yours, you can always be his sensei in other ways, baby." A certain demon said in Naruto's mind.

'Shut up, shut up, shut up…' was all that Naruto could master up to say to the "Ero-Kitsune". The said person (or demon-lord) chuckled while going back to his nap. Naruto smiled, knowing Kurenai was to pretty to have to be called "Kurenai-sensei". Then Naruto thought, 'But I thought Hinata's the one for me…'

"That's right! I'm a jounin now, just a couple of more steps to become Hokage!"

"Don't you mean '' future blondaime?" Kakashi said out of nowhere.

"Hey, don't make fun of my future title, old man."

"I'm not old; my hair happens to be silver," the Cyclops protested, before ruffling Naruto's hair." Well, I got to go, see you, blondaime." With a whirl of leaves, he was gone. Naruto turned around to see the Konoha ten standing there, recovering from the unfortunate eyeful they encountered earlier.

"Heh, heh, sorry for that. Didn't mean for that to happen!" Naruto said, rubbing his neck. They laughed, like old times.

"Hey, Naruto, you want to go for some ramen?" Kiba asked. To his and everyone's surprise, Naruto shook his head no.

"Sorry, dawg, but, I, uh, have to go somewhere else tonight."

"Oh," said Kiba, "Maybe some other time, huh?"

"You got it!" Naruto said with a wink, which made some girls, and Sasuke's, heart swoon.

After all the guys left, the girls- Ten Ten, Temari, Ino, and Sakura- lingered around, while Naruto was ready to get ready for his date. Naruto now noticed, and said:

"Hey, can I ask you guys a favor?"

"Of course, Naruto-kun!" they replied in almost unison.

"Well, ya see, I have a date with Hinata tonight, and I was wondering if you can help me get ready for it…"

T.B.C…



(1) Naruto took bets with Neji and Shikamaru earlier that he could get a 100 yen from each of them by betting he could make everyone faint.

(A.N.)

LOL, I know, I'm so evil to make a cliff-hanger! Well that should spice things up a bit, doesn't it? Will they help Naruto-kun for his date, if they do, who will help? Found out soon-review-and this is the last time you can vote before chapter six comes out! And because this was such a short chapter, I'm going to give you an extra bonus story since you guys were so good to me!

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NARUTO RANDOM FUN TIME!! :

Karaoke

It was cherry festival time in Konoha. Everyone was dressed up in kimonos, and there were always fun games and rides there. The most look-forwarded, and most despised, was the karaoke contest.

"For our first contestant," announced Tsunade, her voice slurred by sake, "is…Uzumaki Naruto, 'future Hokage'?

"Alright, that's me!" Naruto announce, punching the air. He muttered something to disk jockey, who nodded, and pressed a few buttons.

"
machine chorus:
If you are what you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The camera's here
and the microphones and they wanna know
Oh oh oh oh
If you are what you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The crowd is here
and the lights are on and they wanna show
Oh oh oh oh yeah



Naruto
Yea, uh
A fresh cool young Lu
Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2
Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue
The world brought me to my knees
What have you brung you?
Did you improve on the design?
Did you do something new?
Well your name ain't on the guest list
Who brung you? You
The more famous person, you come through
And the sexy lady next to you
You come too
And then it hit me
Standing outside of heaven waiting for God to come and get me
I'm too uncouth
Unschooled to the rules
And too gum shoe
Too much of a newcomer
And too uncool
Like Shadow and Lavelle
I battle with it well
Though I need a holiday like lady who sung blue
Go back what ever you did you undo
Heavy is heaven
The devil on me two tonnes too

machine chorus
If you are what you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The camera's is here
and the microphones and they wanna know
Oh oh oh oh yeah


If you areeee…what you sayyyyy…you are
Then have no fear…"

Naruto reopened his eyes, and saw everyone going wild for him. He decided to take a quick bow, then sprint to his seat, flushed and happy.

"That was Naruto, make some noise! (More applause) Alright, our next contestant is…Gaara no Sabuku (sp?)." Gaara did the same as Naruto, then he took center stage. He took a deep breath, and sang:

"From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight

Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive

Chorus:
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died

And I'm singing

Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive
Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along

Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
(I'm alive)



Chorus x2

And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
When nobody died...

Chorus

We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day when nobody died…" When Gaara finished, he notice that everyone was singing along with, which almost made him smile. With a calm face and cool grace, he walked back to his chair, suddenly remembering that HE did not sign up for this completion…

(There, I hope you liked it!

p.s. Naruto's song- "Superstar by Lupe Fiasco"

Gaara's song- "If Everyone Cared")

Lates.