Another chapter! Woot!

Anyways, I worked long and hard on this 'un, so I hope you enjoy it a lot!

Mmm... tangerines...

Anyway, back to the story.

Axel was shaking slightly, but he gripped the abomination that was A Love to Outlast All Others Forevermore Amen, You Bitches. He bit his lip, pinched the corner of his mouth, and began to read in a quaky voice.

"Leroxabal and Axel walked the chorriders of darnkess until they reached teh wUrld that Neva wuz. Axel led Leroxabal through the city until they reached the castell. (a/n: Whats i tcalled?)

"Well, here we ar!" say Axel.

"Kthxbai." said Leroxabal. Shes gave him a kiss on the chekk and walked thru teh durs."

"Poor Axel," Demyx whispered to Roxas.

The flame-haired Nobody sat in a large armchair, staring at the page. His eye was twitching.

Suddenly, several voices were heard in the hallway.

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit that is filled with people who are filled with... tangerines," came Xemnas' familiar baritone. He was singing.

"Tangerines, sir?" That was Saïx.

"Yes. Tangerines. So sweet and juicy. You know, Number XIV used to liken my eyes to tangerines. You know, because of the color..."

"Your other took anatomy classes. And you know the lyrics to that musical by heart. (Well, in a manner of speaking.) Are you sure people are filled with tangerines?"

"Absolutely, Number VII, I could not be any more certain." The Superior sounded anxious, Roxas noted.

"The lyrics go, sir, 'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit that is filled with people who are filled with shi-"

"I very much dislike that word, VII! It's derogatory!"

"It's a word for excrement! Feces! Of course it's derogatory!"

"But..."

"Say it with me, sir. Shh-ih-tuh."

"No."

"SAY IT!"

"NO!"

"SAY THE GODDAMNED WORD, SIR!"

Xemnas burst into the room, breathing heavily. Everybody stared.

"Good non-existence, Numbers XIII, VIII, IX, XII. How comes your work?"

"Er..."

"What is this? A book? It is rather pink, yes?"

Larxene, who was not at all afraid of her Superior, spoke up. "We were reading it, sir. It's quite horrible indeed."

Xemnas cocked his head to the side. "Then why are you reading it?"

"We have no clue."

Xemnas summoned an armchair. "Then let's hear it, then."

Axel looked miserable, but resumed his reading.

"Waiting inside the door was a dude.

"Hai, who r u, beautyfull 1?"

"Mai naym is Leroxabal," said Leroxabal, smeling kewtlky.

"Mai nam iz Roksas, and this is DemplgrtpfqX," said the small, kewt kid with spikey hair."

"DemplgrtpfqX?" asked Xemnas. "And who is this Leroxabal, anyway?"

Larxene sighed. She was even impatient with her Superior. "Leroxabal is the overly-perfect, stupid main character created by the author of this story, Mahou Shoujo Sparkly-chan. And by 'DemplgrtpfqX', they must mean Demyx."

"WHAT?" sobbed Demyx. "That is NOT how you spell my name! It's spelled D-E-M-Y-X!"

"Well, that's how they spelled it," said Larxene dismissively. "Go on readin', Asshole. I mean, Axel," she added sweetly.

"DemplgrtfqX was a whiny and anying piece of white trash hoo cryd ezily and had a mullet.

"Buht Roksas, we has ter do our job or l's teh Surprior will killz us!" Whiny DemplgrtfqX whined.

Lolz, thought Leroxabal. DemplgrtfqX is so whiny.

"We shall take u to teh Surprior nowz!" sayd Roksas twtly.

"TWTLY?" asked Roxas. "I DO NOT SAY THINGS 'TWTLY', WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS!"

"Shh," sniffled Demyx.

"Jusst then, Axel cAme i.

"Hey, Leroxabal, come see teh Surprior with me!" he grned hawtly and grabbed her hand. Leroxabal blushed prettily.

(a/n: I LURV TEH AXEL!!)

They walkd up to teh Surprior's oppif, hand i nhand.

(a/n: SHO KEWT!!)

They entr3d the office.

"Hai, I m Leroxabal," said Leroxabal to Xemnash."

Xemnas' brow furrowed. "Xemnash? No, that can't be right." He grabbed the book from Axel, who quickly wiped his hands on his robe.

"She misspelled my name..." he muttered in a malicious voice.

"Wy r u her? I dint invyt u."

"Im here bcoz I wants ter becum a memter of teh organization."

"Y shud I let u in?"

"Bcoz shes beautiful and smut and pwrful!" yelled Axel pashunitlee.

"Oh, I expect she shall be 'smut', alright," said Larxene darkly.

"Oh, Axel!" cried Leroxabal.

"Get on with it," muttered Xemnas. (a/n: prude. doesn't like expreshuns of lurve.)

"I m onlyy haf-Nodobyy. My mother was teh woman Roseannaelle Jessicabonitaelleko Hikaruzawa."

With thes words, Xemnas gasped.

"You lurved hur! You are my father!"

"You are my daughter... Rosabella Susannahbellissimoetteko Hikaruzawa?"

"Woo, what a name," said Axel faintly with a whistle. "I'd hate to know what her grandmother was named."

"I am no lunger Rosabella Susannahbellissimoetteko Hikaruzawa. I gut attacked bai hartluss but I didn't dying sho I just became nobody. Mai naym ish now Leroxabal Susannahbellissimoetteko Hikaruzawa."

"Daugher!" cried Xemnas, embracing his long-lust daughter tenderly.

(a/n: she gets her silver hiar from her daddy. Tehe. And her orang eyez.)"

"I thought she had violet eyes?" said Demyx.

"That happens. The author gets inconsistent. Go on," muttered Larxene.

"Father, may I be in the Organization?" asked Leroxabal sweetly.

"Of course u may,. dearest dauther!" replyed Xemmy gently. "Axel, show mai dauter hur new room!"

"Okeydokey," said Axel, wowed bai Leroxabal's beeutiez. He wuz lieking this sichuashun a lot!!11

"I do not like my situation at all," said Axel darkly.

"Shut up and read!"

"Okay, sho they went all teh wayz up to teh infurnell roomz o' darnkess, nad her room was rly pwnsome, it had Fergie posterz and a big bed w/ silk sheetz and stuff.

So... yeah.

"Hey, Leroxabal, I just realizeds ometing. I. I... I... love u."

"ZOMG! I LOVE YOU TOO!" squelec Leroxabal sexily.

They ebmraced gentley, holding each oteher. Then they're tongez anglted and thy collapsd with a moan."

"...Please let it be a one-night-stand, please let it be a one-night-stand..." whispered Axel. He had his fingers crossed, and his eyes shut.

"Not likely!" said Larxene in a singsong voice.

Roxas got up and peeked over Axel's shoulder. "I think that's the end of the chapter."

"Thank goodness," whispered Demyx.

"NOBODIES CANNOT REPRODUCE!" cried Xemnas in a rage.

"What, have you tried?"

"...Yes. BUT I WOULD NEVER DO IT WITH THAT LONG-NAMED HUMAN!"

"Ew, Superior, you've actually slept with somebody?"

"I was very drunk..."

"I thought Nobodies can't get drunk."

"Well, hasn't Xigbar proved that false?"

"True."

The three hooded beings were now in The World That Never Was. They had stopped for a bite to eat at a local Mickey D's, because the middle hooded one had gotten hungry.

"Fanksh a lut," said the middle hooded one to the tallest hooded one through a mouthful of hamburger.

"How the hell can you manage to eat so messily yet not get any food on your robe?"

"Ah 'unno."

"Whatever. Let's move." The tallest beckoned to his two comrades and they left the filthy food proprietor building.

"Hey, dude, I wanna shake now," said the middle hooded one.

"DAMN YOU!"

And the World That Never Was continued to be safe... for as long as it took him to drink a milkshake.

I promise, I will write more.

Lots more.

Lots and lots and lots more.

And now for something completely different, mah replies to your nice comments!

StageConspire: Thank you for reviewing first. I am forever grateful! Also, continue to write great stories!

TheKabbageKat: Thankies! I try very hard to keep it amusing. I also agree with the Almighty Tallest Hooded One; I don't like pannini one bit.

iheartatem: I shall, thank you! Mmm... Pringles...