Finally! Someone did something! Then again, this was posted so long ago, I don't really know if it would be seen by, like, anybody! Thank you Satta Kurosama! Here goes!

Hi Kitty! I'm reviewing! Whee! Anywho! Questions!

Gaara- Why don't you have eyebrows?

Naruto- Have you ever tried to shave off the whiskers?

Naruto- Why do you wear and orange jumpsuit? Isn't it kind of

conspicuous?

Sakura and Ino- Why do you like Sasuke so much? He's an ...

Sasuke- Why are you an ?

Neji- Is the ponytail a Hyuga thing? And if you can see through things

and

what not, what's to keep you from being a mjor perv and none of us

knowing

it?

Woot! Questions!

Okay then! Kitty Otaku here to help you with all your needs! Lesse!

Gaara! You have a question!

(Gaara is carried in by sand. Lazy bum.)

G: Why don't I have any eyebrows? Well, it's actually quite an embarrassing story. The first time I fell asleep, the Ichibi shaved them off. They never grew back. I have a hunch Rock Lee has an eyebrow stealing jutsu, but that's just me.

K: Next question then! Naruto! Get your ramen eating butt over here!

(Naruto is dragged in by a strange looking bodyguard.)

K: Thank you Matt! Now Naruto, the question would be: Have you ever tried to shave off your whiskers?

Naruto: Shave off my whiskers? No! They're the closest thing to facial hair I have! Did you ever notice that nobody gets facial hair around here? I have to look macho! If I do, then Sakura will stop obsessing over that teme Sasuke, and go out with me!! Dattebayo!

K: One more question, Naru-chan!

N: What? And don't call me Naru-chan! Dattebayo!

K: (mutters) Well, that's better than Believe it! (louder) Hokay!! Your other question is: Why do you wear an orange jumpsuit? Isn't that kind of conspicuous?

N: Actually, Sasuke-teme told me when we were younger that orange was the color that all the best ninja wear, so, because I'm gonna be Hokage one day, I decided to take his advice and wear orange! But… It got me beat up a lot on the harder missions… (sighs)

K: (cough) Right, I didn't sic anyone on you. Eheh heh heh… (rubs back of head) ANYWAYS! Next we need Sakura and Ino! Matt! I need you to restrain one of them so that they don't kill each other.

Matt: Sorry boss, my muscles aren't really working all that well. You know I hate going outside. Um… Use Near! He's smart! He'll just, like, hit a pressure point or something.

Kitty: Thanks. (eye roll) Ino! C'mon out here! Sakura! You too.

(Both walk in, glaring at each other.)

K: The question is simple. Why do you like Sasuke so much.

Both: Because he's SO cool!

K: (sweatdrop) Right. Next! Please! Sasuke! Get out here!

S: (strolls in coolly, with gangster theme in background.) What? I'm trying to be emo here.

K: Actually, that's just the question. Why are you such an ass?

S: I'm not an ass! I told you, I am an AVENGER! (chidori)

K: Righto. If you don't want a lawsuit on that emo little ass of yours, I'd put the chidori away right now. (angry lawyer in background)

S: Whatever. (strolls away with whatever shred of dignity he has. Sakura and Ino follow.)

Kitty: Jeez, what is with these people? Next question! Neji! Get on out here! We need to know some stuff about the Hyuga residence!

Neji: (walks in, Byakugan at the ready.)

Kitty: Is the ponytail a Hyuga thing, or does it just make you feel pretty?

N: Hey! That's not in the letter!

K: Whoops! My bad! (snickers)

N: Actually, it's just to keep my hair out of my face when I'm training. It doesn't work very well, though. I suppose it was just fate that my hair is prettier than yours. Limp mess. You need some good shampoo.

K: Uh, right. And, uh if you can see through things and what not, what's to keep you from being a major perv and none of us knowing it?

Neji: I have never been so offended! Accusing me of looking through women's clothing! I am not a major pervert! I just happen to be immensely fascinated. (sniff)

Kitty: Right, well, I suppose we can wrap up this tiny segment, can't we? Please, fans, if you are offended by anything I may have said, I did not mean to do so. Also, because I forgot in the beginning:

Matt: She doesn't own any characters from Death Note or Naruto, they're just here for your amusement. (goes back to Gameboy)