AN – I know a lot of you have been wanting me to update this story, but as you know it's just a one-shot

AN – I know a lot of you have been wanting me to update this story, but as you know it's just a one-shot... But i decided to add to it, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAST CHAPTER, THIS IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY!! NOT AN ALL HUMAN STORY glad we got that settled )

Anyways this is a short story in which Bella, Emmett, and Alice spend the day scheming and having fun.

Day o' Fun

Ring, Ring, Ring, "Im coming Im coming, I said to no one as I ran upstairs to get my phone,"

I picked it up, "Hello?" I said.

"Hey Bella, its Alice and well me and Emmett are home alone and we're like really bored so like we're coming to pick you up in like a minute so yeah see you!" Then she hung up.

"Oh joy," I said, then I heard the roar of an engine outside, "Damn that vampire speed," I said as I looked out the window only to see Alice's bright yellow Porsche.

In seconds she was in my up in my room and sitting on my bed.

"Why thank you for coming Alice, Im glad I invited you, why don't you come in and sit on my bed," I said sarcastically.

"I didn't need you to invite me silly, because you're just coming back to my house anyways." Alice said.

"Yeah, yeah, I know the drill," I said.

In the time it had taken me to finish that short sentence Alice had packed me a bag and was dragging me downstairs.

"Im coming Alice, you don't have to pull me." I said

"Fine, Ill carry you then," She said happily as she picked me up and ran out to her car.

Once I got in Emmett asked, "Geez Bella, I didn't know you haven't learned to walk yet, we'll have to practice that this afternoon."

I whapped him upside the head. "Oh shut up." I grumbled.

When we pulled up in front of the Cullen's house it was pouring rain.

I stepped out and ran to the door as fast as I could.

When we were all inside we sat on the living room floor in a circle.

"So Bella, watcha want to do?" Alice asked.

"Erm I dunno, watch a movie or something." I replied.

"Nah," Alice said.

"Maybe we should play Truth or Dare," Emmett suggested.

"Thats cool." Alice said, "Bella what do you think."

"I don't really have a choice do I?" I asked.

"Nope, not really," Alice said, and Emmett nodded.

"Ill go first," Emmett replied, "Bella, truth or dare?"

"Erm... truth I suppose.." I said nervously.

"Ok, before you and Edward like 'saw the light' did you ever like Newton?" He asked with a mischevious glint in his eye.

"EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW Emmett NO!! You sicko! Why would you ask that?"

"Erm, I dunno..." he admitted.

"You're so weird Em, ok Bella its your turn," Alice said.

"Ok, Alice, truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"Ok, come here, I'll tell you in your ear." I said.

"Okayyyy..."

"Go upstairs to the bathroom to 'fix your makeup' in 2 minutes use a random phone and call the house, I'll make Emmett get it, then pretend to be Rose and tell him something..." I whispered.

"Naaaaaaaah, I don't want to," Alice said, then she winked at me, I knew she would do it

"Fine then," I said trying not to laugh.

"My turn!" Emmett yelled.

"Actually its my turn," Alice said, "But you can have it this time, I need to go fix my makeup. Ill be right back."

Emmett was about to start talking when the phone rang, he got up to go get it.

"Hello?"

"Oh hey Rose."

"You're in Colorado? Why?"

"Oh yes, those purple ones?"

"I see, well I'll be there soon ok?"

"K, love you too, bye"

When he came back into the living room he said, "Oh well I've got to go get Rose, she's in Colorado, bye!" And then he left.

Alice then came running down the stairs laughing her head off.

"That was a great idea Bella!"

"I know, now that he is gone we should talk something of his and do something to it!"

"Oooh evil fun yaaay!" Alice bubbled.

"Maybe we should turn all his clothes pink?"

"OOOOOOOH, I know I know I know!! We should bedazzle his 'lucky boxers'

He loves them!"

"You're so evil Alice! I like it!"

So Alice and Bella go and bedazzle Emmett's "lucky boxers" with pink and silver jewels.

"All done," Alice shouted.

"Thats a good thing too, cause Emmett's home...," I said as I scrambled downstairs with Alice.

Emmett walked thru the door several seconds later, "Hmm is Rose home, I didn't find her in Colorado, thats odd."

Alice gave me a look and we both tried not to smile.

All of a sudden Alice picked me up and swooped me out the door, then I hear Emmett bellow, "ALICE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!"

AN- Hope you liked it!! Just alittle story to help my writers block ) REVIEW!!