Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto OR Kelly ((aka Liam Sullivan))….. If I did…. I wouldn't be writing this right nowand I wouldn't be quoting the ALL MIGHTY KELLY!! I luv her/him to death! And also if I owned Kelly, she would be a vampire also:D
Summary: Sasuke cheats on Naruto. This causes Naruto to kick him out. He moves out of his apartment. Now he has no place to live…… but can Kiba help with this problem?????
Genre: Drama, Comedy, Romance.
Rated: M for violence, language, yaoishonen-ai, stuff, graphic sex
Warnings: You have been warned. If you hate Sasuke, you are so welcome to read this!!!! If you love Ino, click that back button on your browser!!! KibaNaruto in this again, yaoi, male pregnancies, violence, language, stereotyping (I am so sorry if I offend someone in this fic
Pairings: KibaNarutoSasukeNarutoSasukeInoGaara/Sakura
Key:
"talking"
thinking
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authors note)
-actions- (in the intermission)
New Title, setting, or Intermission
OMG!!!! I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH! I moved and haven't had the internet in over 3 months!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS!!!!!! ILY!
NO BOOTY CALLS.
Naruto was sitting down, watching T.V.
Oh boy. . .
"Kiba, I'm bored!!!" Naruto whined and he tackled his lover.
"Well, go type on your SECRET COMPUTER!!!!" Kiba screamed paranoid.
"I love you!" Naruto said on a whim playing in Kiba's hair.
"Yeah, ok." Kiba said scribbling in his notebook ((diary!!!! xD)
Naruto frowned and began to suck Kiba's cheek. . Which was very random.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"
"Nertherrg ((Nothing))"
"STOP THAT TICKLES!!!!!!"
"Nerr. . .((No))"
Kiba threw Naruto a credit card with a shit load of money on it! "Go buy something!" and screamed and his face was being sucked.
"Fine. . ." Naruto happily took the card and left. . .
OMG SHOES!!!!
Naruto was happily walking down the street when he spotted this shoe store.
This is what has been running though his mind:
Shoes. . . shoes. . . shoes. . . OMG! SHOES!!!
So he called Saruka and Hinata down fer sum shoe shoppin'!!
(HEY HEYHEY
"Lets get some shoes. . ."
"Dido." Sakura said with sunglasses on. . . shifty eyes)
". . ." Why did Naruto invite Hinata again?? She is sooooo emo.
Anyways, they were on they're journey!
For shoes.
Meh. . .
As they entered the store. . .
They spot SHOES!!!
(Woopty FUCKING Doo)
"These shoes rule. . ."
"Oh hell yeah."
". . ." Hinata is a fucking MUTE OK!?!?
Intermission
Greggy: WHERE IS MY FUCKING WATER!!!!!
Aidan: Here, Sir-Master-Sir!!! -gives water-
Greggy: Thank you. . .-slurps water-
Aidan: -sigh-
Greggy: Go away now, Slave!!!!
Aidan: -runs-
BezeercGreggy, why is Aidan wearing slutty man clothes??
Greggy: I raided your closet.
Bezeerc: STAY OUT OF MY CLOSET, SHET BAG!!!!
Greggy: Whatev
Bezeerc: You're starting to sound like Sen
Greggy: . . . .FUCK!!!
Sierra: WHO SMOKED ALL MY HEMP!!!!
Bezeerc: -coughs violently-
Sierra: . . . . I hate you.
Bezeerc: MUST I REMIND YOU THAT I HAVE GLAUCOMA!!!!
Sierra: Greggy has Glaucoma. . .
Greggy: You called?
Bezeerc: OH SNAP! –runs-
Greggy: MY EX BF IS A CYBERSPACE COWARD AND HE PLAYS WITH HIS ASSHOLE IN THE SHOWER!!!!
Bezeerc: Ewe, really? Does he?
Greggy: Yep.
Aidan: HEY!!! YOU SAID YOU WERENT GONNA TELL!!!!
Greggy: I lied.
Aidan: T.T
End Intermission
"Lets go home baby!!!" Sakura shouted as Naruto stole candy out of the shoe store.
"Oh, yeah, sure ok!" Naruto said below a whisper.
". . ." Shut up Hinata!
Finally Home!
"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed hauling 15 bags of shoes in the house.
"What. . .the fuck, Narut—ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FAWK!!!" Kiba flinched as Naruto fell over head first on the cold hard ground.
"I love you too. . ." Naruto said under all those shoes.
BOM CHICKA WAH WAH
After the whole mishap with the shoes, and the crying, and the screaming. . .
Kiba exited the bathroom only in a towel. . .wrapped around his waist, hanging for dear life. .
Oh the torture Naurto MUST be going through.
MEANWHILE. . . . .
Sasuke was long out of his coma. . . It's been like what?
3 weeks?? Who really cares! FUCK SASUKE! WISHED HE DIED!!
No not really, I wouldn't want Sasuke to die. . . I just think he's an ass prick.
Back to the story. . . . .
Sasuke was sitting up in his hospital bed, gazing out of the window like a retard looking at pie. . .
His ebony hair not shiny like it used to, his eyes tired. The mark on the back of his head is gone and his soul crushed. . .
Only one thing crossed his mind the whole time he was there. . .
Naruto
Sasuke looked down like the pitiful emo he is and looked at his hands. Just think. . .
If he didn't sleep with Ino because he was a horny bastard and wanted nothing but sex. . he would be fucking the blonde in their room right now. . .
Yeah right. . . they're relationship wasn't gonna last anyway!!!
Sasuke slammed his head down on the pillow in frustration and yelped in pain because he's stupid.
BACK TO BomChickaWahWah
Naruto stared, amazed at the water going down Kiba's firm torso.
"Stop staring at me, or your eyes will fall out." Kiba smirked throwing the towel at Naruto
Who in return, gave him the finger. Kiba chuckled and sat down next to Naruto. . .
NAKED!! (-gasms-) Naurto didn't notice thisuntill Kiba touched him in that one place that makes his pants a little too tight, and it made his pants a little too tight. DAMN YOU KIBA AND YOU SEXYNESS!! DAMN YOU!!
YES YESYES!!!! THIS IS A CLIFFY FER THE LEMON BISH!!!!!!!
And now a short from your favorite loved ones!!!
Greggy: -being all emo-
Sierra : What's wrong Greggy
Greggy: I like a boy butbutbut!! I dunno if he likes me the same!!!!!
Aidan: faag
Sierra: Shut up Aidan!!! I KILL YOU WITH MY MIND!!!!!
Aidan: O.o
Greggy: But that's muh nickname. . . HOW YOU KNOW!!!
Sierra: Fag is your nickname now!? Where have I been?
Bezeerc: In the trash can!
Sierra: STFU!
Greggy: Back to me please. . .
Sierra: Whats his name!
Greggy: Ed
Sierra: Wow. . .
Bezeerc: WHAT A FAG NAME!!!
Greggy: You're a fag. . .
Bezeerc: Shupfoo'!
Aidan: . . .
Sen: -hugglesGreggy- We're gonna be separated!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Greggy: DAMN! I love you Sen and Fancy Pants!!
Fancy Pants: I love you too babe!
Sen: I love you Greg!
Greggy.Sen.Fancy Pants: -hugging and crying- I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
Fancy Pants: MCG 4EVER YO'
Greggy: MCG. . .
Sen: MCG. . .
END
This is it! I am so sorry for the FUCKING late delay! Love me?? N/Eways in the next chapter. . . Sasuke gets out of the Hospital and Naruto's not too happy. . . ANDANDAND!!!!!! The lemon shall continue!!!! xDD PEACE AND LURVE!!! ((DEDICATED TO MCG))