Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did do you think I would be typing this story?? You guys are just. . . UGH if you think I do. . .
Chapter Summary: Sasuke gets out. OH MAH GOSH!! Naruto wants to kill himself now. Kiba is being a really big. . . . Ummm. Let's get to the story. :D
Summary: Sasuke cheats on Naruto. This causes Naruto to kick him out. He moves out of his apartment. Now he has no place to live…… but can Kiba help with this problem??
Genre: Drama, Comedy, Romance.
Rated: M for violence, language, yaoi, shonen-ai, stuff, graphic sex
Warnings: You have been warned. If you hate Sasuke, you are so welcome to read this!! If you love Ino, click that back button on your browser!! Kiba/Naruto in this again, yaoi, male pregnancies, violence, language, stereotyping (I am so sorry if I offend someone in this fic)
Pairings: Kiba/Naruto, Sasuke/Naruto, Sasuke/Ino, Gaara/Sakura
Key:
"talking"
thinking
'flashback'
(authors note)
-actions- (in the intermission)
New Title, setting, or Intermission
DAMNIT I did it again. HIT ME IN THE HEAD PLZ. I'm sooo sorry. I've been sick. My internet is not working at the moment. I'm MOVING (AGAIN) UGH!! You still love me right? DAYUMM BBY. On with the Le 'Storeh.
WARNING: THIS ISN'T REALLY THE STORY. I'M JUST FOOLING AROUND FOR THE SUSPENCE. THE REAL STORY WILL CONTINUE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
TO THE PEOPLE WHO SAY I FUCK UP THE STORY WITH MY FUCKING AWESOME INTERMISSIONS. . . .: Hay, here's a suggestion. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE THE INTERMISSIONS THEN EITHER A) DON'T EVEN BOTHER READING THIS STORY, PERIOD. OR B) SKIP THROUGH IT LAZY ASS. Don't complain how I set up my story!! IT'S MY STORY. So you could just GTFO my intrawebz.
LALALALAALALALAAL. NOT THE STORY JUST HAVING FUN..
Intermission
Greggy: OH GAWD! I just realized how long it took for me to update.
Miserable: -not paying attention- Umm, what?
Bezeerc: WOW. Sen, you're an idiot.
Miserable: Not Sen.
Bezeerc: Riiight.
Greggy: Bez that seriously isn't Sen.
Miserable: Sen's a hoe bag.
Bezeerc: Who the hell are YOU!!
Miserable: I'm from MCG. Who the fucks are you?
Bezeerc: Umm. . .
Miserable: That's what I thought.
Greggy: See, unlike Sen. Miserable is REAL. Like me.
Bezeerc: Mhm. Go on.
Greggy: And Sen is like you. You're both a figment of our imagination.
Bezeerc: WHAT?! –Tear-
Miserable: Can someone get him to shut the fuck up?
Greggy: Tried. –Throws away the knives-
Kori: -walks in- SUCKIN' ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTIN' ME CALLIN' ME ALL THE TIME LIKE--
Greggy: NO! NO! NO!! THIS SONG! I ain't trynna fuck ya man--
Miserable: Oh god, on with the story.
Sierra: NO!
Greggy: I DON'T LIKE ED ANYMORE!
Sierra: Aww, why?
Greggy: I don't know. He is a penis face.
Miserable: Meaning. . .
Greggy: Ok. One day he's like "Oh I love you!" and the next day he's like: "Umm, go away."
Miserable: What a dick.
Greggy: I guess the saying is true. . Once you go white, you never go back!
Sierra: WHAAAAAAAAAT? O.o
Greggy: Whatever. I got my eyes on someone else now baby!
Miserable: Who?
Greggy: Some guy. . .
Sierra: Who??
Greggy: Some Russian guy. . .
Miserable & Sierra: WHO!?
Greggy: -talks to self- Though he says he's not Russian. . .
Miserable: . . . Fuck you.
Greggy: WHAT!
Sierra: Fuck you hard in the ear.
Greggy: Aww, I love you too.
Bezeerc: -dancing like that one guy from that one car commercial-
Miserable: OHMYGOD!!
Bezeerc: -lands in a chair and slides back into a desk-
Sierra: YEAH BABY!! –Pours a bucket of water on Bez-
Greggy & Miserable: -Stares- . . . .
Sierra: Let's not talk about this, shall we.
Greggy: -was secretly video taping the whole thing and uploads on the internet- BWAHAHAHA I'LL MAKE MILLIONS. . . . . MILLIONS!!
Miserable: He . . . he. –Attempt at laughing-
Kori: Um, yeah I LOVE YOU ALL. BYE BYE.
Greggy: Bye Kori!
Chelsea: -GLOMP ATTACK!-
Greggy: OMG.
Miserable: I HATE YOU CHELSEA!
Chelsea: I'mma lesbian.
Miserable: Yes, we know this.
Greggy: To my readers, I am terribly sorry that it took me sooo long to update and then I FINALLY do, it's this shits. –frown-
Miserable: . . .-legally changes name to Elmyra M. Bones-
Greggy: You have NO sympathy do you?
Elmyra: You know that was dead long ago, my friend.
Chelsea: Can we do the story?
Greggy: Next chapter.
END
Once again. I am terribly sorry, I was just venting. Forgive me? And I've realized how illiterate I was in the past. Things will be made up in the next chapter. See you then..