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I freaking HATE my computer now.. I can no longer use Microsoft Word because I need a damn Product Key. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!! But, after it stopped working I found out, and when I tried it out.. It didn't work. And now I don't have spell check or ANYTHING! I AM VERY UNHAPPY AT THE MOMENT!! WORDPAD FAILS MISERABLY.
Disclaimer: I. Do. Not. Own. Naruto.
Chapter Summary: OH MY. Sasuke gets out of the hospital. Oh shit. Naruto doesn't know about this... yet. And he also found out that he's gonna be popping out babies soon! How unethical.
Genre: Humor, Drama, Romance, and now; Angst.
Rated: M for; Violence, Language, Strong Sexual Content, Man Sex, Stereotyping and more.
Wanrings: If you love Sasuke that much, read at your own risk. Hate Ino? Well.. too bad? If you're a flamer, you're welcome to flame. Constructive criticism wanted. But, karma will bite you in the ass one day. Remember that.
Pairings: Kiba/Naruto, a bit of Sasuke/Naruto, Sasuke/Ino, Possible Gaara/Sakura OR ??/Sakura
Key:
"Talking."
Thinking.
'Flashback'
(author's note)
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New Title, Setting, or Intermission
Hallo! I'm sorry I haven't updated in a long while. Maybe two months? Correct? Well, my Word stopped working for me.. I think it hates me! If it does.. it sure can hold a hell of a grudge. Because it's killing me here, WordPad is not as easy as it is dull, either.
"Yep, you're a prego." The Almighty Tsunade chirped.
"NO!!" Naruto and Kiba said in unison.
"Yes..." She shows them the test results and everything.
'Oh fuck.' Kida thought.
Confusion and Regret?
It was too late to say or do anything.
Naruto was with child.
And it was his.
This was going to be a bitch to explain to people.
Tsunade was long gone, tending to other patients.
Naruto just sat there, off in space. Kiba had left.
Not in the room, not with him.
He was gone.
He didn't know it could happen.
Maybe he didn't want Naruto the way Naruto, himself thought he did.
Now there was no way out.
Naruto just sat there.
Maybe if he knew about this..
Maybe he and Sasuke would still be together.-
No..
There was no Him and Sasuke.
There was no him and anything or anyone.
Or so he thought.
"Ummmmmm.. Kiba??" Kiba looked at Naruto. "About last night… what……what does that make us?" Naruto looked down blushing.
Kiba remembered last night…. It was actually one of the greatest nights he ever had!!
"Well…. What do you think…" Kiba asked keeping his eyes on the road…
Sad..
He should have known it wouldn't last long between them.
He was sure now, that it meant he only wanted him for pleasure..
Oh, how wrong he was.
Damn You Uchiha!!
Sasuke..
Let me tell you something about Sasuke..
He's an arrogant. Self-absorbed, stuck up, emo prick!.
And that, my friend, was a compliment.
Seriously, I hate this kid.
I have no idea what in God's name Naruto had ever saw in him.
He was mean.
He had too much pride. Pride is a sin, you know.
He was a total dick!
How about we just cut that off.
And make him a she? Shall we?
Might get sued, never mind then.
Right now, he was too busy touching himself in the mirror. Admiring his..
Um, ew.
"Ah, I'm horny. Too bad Ino isn't here."
Ino... Ino was at home. Getting laid.
By who?
A vibrator!
A vibrator?
Yes, a vibrator!
She had so much more of an orgasm!
That's nice to hear?
Back to the story.
It had been about 3 hours since he left the hospital.
But, right now he missed his Naruto deeply. 'Ah, it won't be long before I can fuck him again.'
(I'd seriously want to know who would hit that? Who would have sex with Sasuke? Leave it in a review! xD)
There was a mischievous glint in his eye, apparently he was planning something bad.
Very, very bad.
Alas! To Kiba!
Kiba was in shock that a man of all inhumane things could get pregnant!
Maybe he really was that good.
Who knew?
He had a revelation. He'd stop bitching out and toughen up.
He's going to be a father.
Oh, how unethical.
And damnit he was going to be a damn good father and husband!
He'd try his best.
Oh, this was going to be very interesting...
Back to Naruto
Maybe he'd move in with Sakura..
What Naruto had failed to notice was Kiba busting back into the room.
His heart was racing!
He wanted this. He wanted this so bad!
"Have you made a decision?"
Naruto said nothing. Not able to look Kiba in the eyes.
"I.. I think you should. Keep it."
Keep it?
'It'... What is 'it'
Its' inside of him.
Destroying his life? Or simply making it better?
The thought of not. Knowing...
He didn't like it. Not one bit.
Before Naruto could react, Kiba took him in an almost bone-crushing hug.
"Please tell me you'll keep it."
Naruto was in shock. Kiba wanted to keep a bastard child?
No, don't call it a bastard.
Call it Bob! Bob was such a nice name.
Kiba put a warm, loving hand on Naruto's stomach.. It was flat.
Not yet.. wait at least another month.
Naruto did all he could do.
He cried.
Intermission
Greggy: Bet you didn't expect me! Did ya' bitch!
Elmyra: I thought... I put you to sleep.
Greggy: Yes, I'll have to thank you for that! It was a damn good nap! -pats her back-
Elmyra: ...
Greggy: Don't be like that.
Sierra: I. NEED MORE SMUT IN MY HEAD! Dx You torture me with your long and boring crappy drama blah!
Greggy: They needed a more dramatic turn in their life! They're going to be parents..
Sierra: To a child whose parents weren't even married when it happened!
Greggy: My parents weren't married when "it" happened.
Sierra: Oh shit! Sorry!! Dx
Greggy: You may be sporting confusion on who the author of this story is.. I AM THE AUTHOR. THAT GIRL, I FORGOT HER USERNAME. WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS 'CAUSE SHE STARTED SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE VEEERRRRYYYY IMPORTANT TO ME! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! She gave me this chance to be a aspiring author. So, her fic, "Girl Fight", is it? Will be on a hiatus. And possibly deleted. Remember, she gave me this account around.. After the first chapter!
Sierra: You need to start making more dramatic fictions?
Greggy: Yes.. Yes I do.
Elmyra: I'll be in the neighborhood, scaring little children. And possibly eating babies.
Greggy: OK, love you! You're my best friend! I wanna go baby-eating with you someday!-sparkle-
Elmyra: Um, you're creeping me out!
Greggy: Will I ever be friends with that conniving wench again? Maybe.. Most likely no. We haven't talked in over a year.. Continuing with the story--
Sierra: WAIT. Wait. What ever happened to everyone else? Like. Bezeerc? Or.. Anise.? Or even BLOODLUST!?
Greggy: To answer that question, Sierra. I don't even know...
Chelsea: Muh girlfran is sexy! xD
Greggy: .. On with the story..
End Intermission
Sasuke hadn't heard from anyone in over 3 weeks.
Let alone see anyone in about a year. Maybe Naruto was even hotter than before..
Maybe... Maybe he'd found someone else.
What was he thinking!
Naruto would never leave him! Ever!
Sasuke's fists clenched. Teeth gritted.
Then again.. That idiot he was with.
Maybe.. Kiba had taken advantage of what was his.
Maybe.
No.. he had to stop it!
But, what could he do!
He couldn't kill him. He'd be put in jail.
Or maybe worse.. He'd be someone's bitch?
Oh, that's a lot worse.
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Ino walked down the empty, old street.
Alone.
It wasn't dark.. Yet, it wasn't light either.
Looks like it was going to rain.
She was on her way to what?
.Kiba's house.
'I'll just see for myelf if he's as good as he looks.'
Ah, Ino sounds like such a slut.
She stopped in front of an apartment building.
'If I remember.. one more block.'
Oh, 'twas sad she didn't know what was in store for her.
She quickly but, slyly walked up his driveway.
He probably wasn't even home.
Knowing him, he'd probably be out at the Gym... Or maybe playing some shitty game.
What ever, she didn't have time.
She knocked.
She didn't expect to see him.
AH! I am such a bitch! XD
What will happen to poor little Ino? And seeing who? AHHH I'M SCARING MYSELF!! By the way.. If it seems I have made any grammar or spelling mistakes.. Please tell me.
.x.
Sierra: -hurls curses at Greggy- &!&#&!
Greggy: Dun cuss me out.
.x.
Sierra: You left it HERE!? IT WAS GETTING GOOD!! -attacks with a pitch fork-
Greggy: OH MA GAW-- -ducks-
Sierra + Angry mob: -all holding pitchforks and knives and burning things-
Greggy: I.. I swear! I'll update soon! Dx DON'T KILL ME!!
Elmyra: Hehe. Review. Or you'll wish you had..
Sierra: Oh, stop being such a bitch.
Elmyra: .. I... You... Whaa??..
Greggy: Shocking? I THINK NOT!! -gets owned by a creepy man-
Sierra + Elmyra: Ouch.
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