Oookay…
Here it is: Chapter 3. And lest you think this is a fic attacking poor Vegetable Brain, think again. I shall also be poking at Piccolo, Trunks, Yamcha, and of course, Hercule! But for now, let's focus on the not-so-jolly green giant, shall we?
Chapter 3
"Gee, Piccolo, it was really nice of you to come visit," Gohan said as he stepped away from the door to allow Piccolo to enter.
"No big deal, kid. Just stopping by to see how you've been these last couple years." Piccolo then walked over and sat down on the couch next to a playpen holding a sleeping eight month old Goten. "And to see the new arrival," he added.
"Cool," Gohan replied. "I'll just tell Mom you're here. It'd probably be better than her just walking in here and having a heart attack."
"Or giving me one," Piccolo murmured under his breath.
"What?"
"Uh… nothing!"
"Okay. Well, I'll go tell Mom, then." Gohan rushed outside to where his mother was hanging the laundry.
"Mom! Piccolo's here!"
Chi-Chi stopped her hanging and straightened her outfit. "Well, then. I suppose I better go say hello."
Gohan and his mother re-entered the house through the back door, and heard what sounded to be the T.V. on.
'That's weird," Gohan thought. "I didn't know Piccolo watched any kind of T.V.'
They entered the room to find…
"NO! TONI, HOW COULD YOU?! DAVID WAS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU! WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON HIM?! WHY?!?!" Piccolo cried out, clutching one of the couch pillows and sobbing into it. He suddenly felt two pairs of eyes on him and looked up too see Gohan and Chi-Chi, their jaws almost hitting the floor in shock. A purple tint rose in his cheeks (A/N: He has purple blood, so he blushes purple, remember?) before he finally spoke up.
"Uh… I… I can explain…"
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