Haru's turn to sing! ( I own none of the music or characters or just fruits basket! I'm just having fun!)

kyo) Say Haru why aren't you singing Who's your Daddy?

(Haru) That is a good question...

(Yuki) So why aren't you?

(Haru) Well I Searched the internet for the lyrics but I couldn't find any in english!

(Ayame) SO HE HAS CHOSEN!

(Hatori) What has he chosen?

(shigure and ayame) GIRLFRIEND BY AVRIL LAVIGNE!!

(Yuki) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(tohru) I like that song!

(rin) I Hate it to the pits of hell!!

(Ritsu) Well I never heard it , but it sounds nice...

(Kyo) It's not...

(Tohru) but...

(Ritsu) OH MY GOD TOHRU I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR KYO's SHELLFISH BEHAVIOR! (notice he says Shellfish...)

(Hatori) Can we just begin?

(haru) OF COURSE! THIS GOES OUT TO YUKI!!.. not that I don't like you tohru I am just mad that he doesn't want me!

(yuki) HEY!

(Haru)Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

(Hatori) I'm living with idiots...

(Haru)Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(Yuki) I don't like you and I'm not gay...and that's that!

(Haru)You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

(kyo) Tell me please tell me He did not just say he's a princess!

(yuki) You think this is any better for me BAKA NEKO!!

(Haru)She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

(Ayame) DON'T TALK ABOUT YUKI's GIRLFRIEND THAT WAY!

(Tohru) uhhh...(She heads up tp her room because she just too ashamed to call Haru her friend)

(haru)Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

(Rin) You need help and fast!

(shigure) I'M NOT GAY!

(ALL) TT...

(Yuki) Ummmmm Shigure...?

(Shigure) Yes?

(yuki) never mind.

(Haru)Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(Ayame) Why don't you go out with Rin? She's your age and she's a Boy!

(Rin) Bas...

(Shigure) tsk tsk...

(haru)I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

(Yuki) When this Karoke ends I'm putting a restraining order out against you!

(Haru)Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

(Yuki whispers to Kyo) Can you kill me now?

(Kyo) NO! NOw you know how it feels to be chased around by Kagura!

(Yuki) Damn...

(Haru)In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

(Yuki) Suicide...

NO WAY!

(All) THANK GOD!!

(Hatori) WHo is going next??

(Kagura) MEEEEEEE!! KYO- kun) Come to your Wife!!

(Kyo) Where The hell did she come from?

(Yuki) THIS ISM WHAT YOU GET!

(Shigure) now don't be rude!

(Kisa) What are singing Kagura-chan?

(Kagura)ummmmmm... It's a surprise!

The end

I hope you like this R&R!