I own nothing just having fun
I own nothing just having fun!)Next up is a Duet! Ayame and Shigure! They are singing Like a Virgin by Madonna!!
(Ritsu) Why aren't you singing My humps?
(Ayame) My dear Ritsu….we need Hatori and he's still passed out from the shock!
(Shigure) Can we Begin? I can't wait!
(Yuki) Let's get this over with.
(Ayame and Shigure)I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I was
Until I found you
(Momiji) Ayame…..I love your singing!
(kyo hits Momiji) SHUT UP YOU STUPID RABBIT!!
(Momiji) OOWWW KYO"S BEING A MEANIE TOHRU!!
(tohru) Kyo…..he's just a little kid.
(Kyo) No, he's not!! He'll be in the 9th grade next year!
(Tohru) …………………………….what?
(haru) It's true Tohru, I'll be in your school next year too.
(Yuki) She's shocked. (Tohru ran up to her room)
(shigure)I was beat incomplete
Id been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
(Akito) Kagura's gone finally! Hatori actually listened to me this time.
(Kagura stirring) wha….
(akito) OH HELL NO! (hits her and she falls unconscious again)
(Kyo) You know something Akito……..I am never going to say this again though. Thank you for being here.)
(Akito) I know wait HEY!
(Ayame)Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine
(Hatori wakes up) Hey who………..OH GOD! (He passes out again)
(kisa) Yuki-kun is grandpa ok??
(Yuki) yes kisa-chan.
(Shigure) Would you like some candy?
(hiro) no she wouldn't like any candy from a perverted man…..
(Ritsu) I thought you two left?
(Hiro) Kisa wanted to see Hari-san sing.
(akito red eyes) SHUT UP AYAME!!
(Kureno) Akito let's go back to the main house..
(Akito) NOOOOOO!! I am going to rip Shigure to shreds!
(shigure) what was that you didn't touch Tohru now did you….my poor flower!
(Kyo) WE ARE NOT AS PERVERTED AS YOU!
(Ayame) FEAR NOT GURE-SAN I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THESE NON- PERVERTED FIENDS!! Uh oh Ayame they caught you saying that aloud. Quick save yourself!
(Yuki) He does know he's speaking to himself in third person doesn't he.
(Kyo) I Doubt it!
(Shigure)Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last
(Rin) I think we should play America's next top model next.
(Shigure) You would win America's next top Prostitute for sure.
(Rin) asshole.
(Akito) well it is true with all that…………..(stops after a glare from Haru)
(haru) Don't say it!
(Akito) I was just saying………..
(Ayame)You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold(Ayame starts Swinging on a pole that appeared out of nowhere)
(Hatori) Finally I'm awake ………Somebody shoot me please!
(Shigure) Now Hari! That is no way to treat your family!
(Hatori) yes it is idiot!
(Ayame and Shigure)Oooh, oooh, oooh
(Shigure)Youre so fine and youre mine
Ill be yours till the end of time
cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ive nothing to hide
(kyo) MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!
(Arisa) SHUT UP ORANGY!
(Kyo) YOU SHUTUP YOU LAME EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN!!
(Akito) Kyo-kun you should have never said that! (he waves his hand over Kagura and she wakes up)
(kyo) SON OF A…………..! (Kagura starts chasing him around the house!)
(Ayame)Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me
(RIN) SHUTUP NOW BEFORE I T I TAKE A GUN TO YOUR HEADS!
(Kisa) Rin? What is wrong?
(rin) Nothing sweetie (Grabs Haru and throw him to the floor) I feel much better now.
(Haru) owww! What was that for?
(Rin) For being an idiot and gay!
(Ayame and Shigure)Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
cant you hear my heart beat
for the very first time?
(Kisa) FINALLLLLY IT'S OVER!!
(all) kisa?
(kisa) why are you all looking at me?
(Shigure) uh I think you should go home and rest come I will take you!
(Haru) So who is singing next?
(Ayame) HATORI!! YAHHHHH!! WOOOOOH YOU ROCK! (Not anyone clapping)
(Shigure) I WANT HIS BABIES!!
(Akito) ummmmmm……...yeah right……………
(Hatori) I think I'm going to commit suicide.
(Ritsu) OH HARI-SAN IM SO SORRY FOR MY SHELL FISH BEHAVIOR!! (haha notice he still says shellfish.) I WILL KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT FROM NOW ON!
(Haru dramatic pause and stare ) right……………..
(Rin) So Hatori is going next?
(Hatori) Yes
(Unknow person) You think you can have a Karaoke night without me?
(Tohru) Welcome!
(Unknown) Yeah well I'll be going after Hatori and you better like it!
The end! Who do you think this person is? R&R Oh yeah it could be a character from kingdom hearts………..I know random but still.