Nicknames
Police Girl, this, Police Girl that. It was never Seras from him. No Way Jose. And it pissed her off. As the saying goes 'If you can't get ahead, get even', and that's just what he planned to do.
Her Master was a man of many names. But as Seras mentally listed them she realized that he had no nicknames. She supposed this made sense because nicknames were supposed to be humorous and slightly derogatory. Seras had a feeling that anyone who made fun of her Master they would end up as demon dog shit, restrictions or no.
Seras wasn't actively bloscking her thoughts from her Master so when he popped into her room and plunked his giant feet, that Seras had a problem trying to imagine bare, unlike other parts of his anatomy, on her solid oak table.
"Police Girl." For once Seras smiled at the name knowing his revenge would come soon.
"Yes, my Master?" She smiled so sweetly it was slightly sickening. She was unsurprisingly good at the whole innocent thing.
"Plotting your revenge on me Police Girl?" Alucard asked, slightly amused.
"Yes Sir, my Master." Seras answered him without hesitation.
"Since you have been blocking me out of this area of your thoughts", He faked hurt, and failed horribly, "Am I to assume you will not indulge me in the manner in which you will take such revenge?"
"It would be wise to do so, Bunnicula", Seras said the word as though it was a bad taste on her mouth, the same force that told her to always call her Master, Master, was telling her to be respectful of him. It did no like 'Bunnicula'.
"Eh…I don't really like it…doesn't flow off the tongue."
"What did you just call me Police Girl?" Asked her Master.
"Bunnicula", She replied as though bored, "Haven't you read the book? You know the one with Vampire rabbits?"
"What is the meaning behind these ridiculous names Police Girl?" Asked Alucard, a ghost of a smile on his pale face.
She shrugged, "Figure it out, No-Life-Dick." And looked back down at her Gameboy.
After a minute Alucard burst out into laughter. "This is your revenge Police Girl? Oh I'd hate to get on your bad side", his voice laced with humorous sarcasm.
Seras said nothing. Then she said, "I'm hungry, you want me to grab you a pack, Gramps?"
Then he got it. His loyal, dependable fledgling was not out for revenge, but respect.
"Yes, Seras, I would."
She smiled and phased through the wall. Her plan had worked.