Disclamer: I dont own naruto but I do own sasuke,sakura and mostlikly yur girlfrind

someone ass

me shut up if you had a gf wtf are you reding fan fic nerd

someonetoshay

someone els just fucking start the story

meshit ummmmm... ok

summery what if instead naruto had to steal a ramen scroll and sakura liked him instead and he blush

when he see henata and faint and sasuke wasent emo dont worry he still hates logs :)

sasuke: I hate you so much!! :(

mehey no emo or I will replace you

sasuke: you wondent

me your fired :)

chapter1 casts story

naruto well playing in this movie is fun but me having a fetish on henata is okbut like sakura as you now I like the the plot but like most fan fic people they make me like some one elsbut I like sauke

wait did I say sauke I mean sakura

fanboys yyyyyeeeessssss

narutowell I hope I get sakura or im gana kill that guy

guy:hey hes gana watch this for pionters

naruto shit he gana see this holly

guy and this show is gated g for everyone to see

naruto ...so when will he read it

guy with the rest mabyfirst cause your the main roll

maby in an hour

naruto ok I gana get that video

guy ill keep him bussy what he wereing do you remember

naruto he wereing nija cloth ok ..bye

guy ok look for nija cloth lookingif I dint now any beter every ones wereing nija cloth

goddam mother fucker

guy2 were still recording

guy...

littlegirlmommy whats a goddamm mother fucker

momwhat are you watching dam cartoons

and a godam motherfucker is what your daddy is when he found out I was pregnet

littlegirl ok

mean wile back at batmans laier

were is the joker he stolle the dimond

upps srry worng story

ok back at pokemon stadeuom

goddamit get it right freking voiceover

ok back at yur moms hose

yo derectors mom nice blowjob

meim gana rip your fucking ass off and stuff down your mouth so the next time you shit you shit inside your self and trow up asshole

guy2 were recording

Me so it not like moms are watching right know

meanwhile back at littlegirls house

meshut the fuck up ok

mom...

littlegirlwhats thats mean mom

mom...

mean while back at yurmoms house

I told him not to tell dam that voiceover

me...

three hours later

narutohahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

aw that the stuff shit dam tv god there adicting

but still can voiceover relly have sex

voiceoverfuck you im real ok I just gata hid it this box ok

snake he get out this is my box

voiceover srry

narutoanyhoo I got to get that tape back

sakura

sakuraoh yes I love this movie cause naruto wont be after me

guy3isnttrue that you like narutoand just say you like sas...

BOOM

medam the movie haent even hit the stores but it sure hit that guy

sakura was holding the displaybox and thure it at hIM dont woory it just a movie cover

wew wew wew wew

ambulinceguy1dam did sauke think he was a log

ambulinceguy2 eww you can she his brain I bet he told sakura she likes naruto haha...

ambulinceguy1 ya hahah...

wew wew wew wew

ambulinceguy3 dam what happen to them

methey said she liked naru...

shit run!!

wew wew wew wew wew

ambulinceguy4/5 so what happened

let me guss they all said sakura liked

meif he new what we said and what happen woodent it be better to shup up

I gana kick the se out of you

guy4wait if this movie is rated M why fuck would you cenord it

why this guy try not to kill them selfs let go to sauke

sasukeI liked the movie but I just condent be emo sooo I quit

guy3 but dint he fire you

sasukeno what are you talking about ok maby a lit...

worker1 hey becalfull or your gana drop the logs

worker2 dont worry Im not gona drop the...hey baby nice ass

sakurawhat did you say die!! sakura punch

worker1/2 crap the logs

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh logs...

sasuke nnnnnoooooo I dont like logs

wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

everybodyhahhahahahahahahahahahahahhah

three hours later

lol aaaawwwww good stuff

ok while sasuke stops crying let see what happen to sakura

sakura what did you say

guy2 well you can see your boob in part 2

sakura shit I got to get my tapes backs

kakashi hahaha boobs

meI thought it was mooo

irukaya kakashi there goes you little ass taking peoples words agin

kakashi why did you bring ass in this you fag

irukafuck you kakashi

kakashi hey the property rights of team 7

iruka what are you talking about

kakashinaruto abridge ep3 thats a 300 fine pay up

irukahey kakashi I have pics of you without your mask

kakashiwee ya get thouse photos

irukathe third shold me

kakashiI gana kill him

iruka you cant he dead

kakashiso that doent mean shit I will just double kill

aka overkill

irukayour sick kakashi

kakashiyou havent seen shit

KNOW thounend year anel rape justu

iruka my ass I cant sit down

kakashifor a thound years

iruka nnnnnooooooo

someone that not funny at all that mean

now sasuke

sauke what the they got that on tape

shit I got get that tape

sakura

I ned that tape I gata run

narutogot to getc that tape rrruunn

saske

gata run

123 BAM

sasuke hit naruto he flip frome the hit and hit saurka then there lips hit

naruto yes

sauke haha

sukrayes

wait wtf

saukehey your talking uot loud

saurkajust kiding

naruto dam but

saurka I said jk

naruto jk mmmmmm jack in the box

sasu&saku huh?

Narutonever mind so you guy coming to get your tapes

sauke how you now

narutowell I now you dont want your log cry on tv and sakura nice boobs

BAM

narutoow I cant fell my bs

sakurayour lucky I like you naruto

naru&sasu wtf

sakura let talk after this

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

let sing& and skip ok

wake me up when september ends like my farther come to

i just put this song in cause 8i was listing to it weird ya

were here

naru&sasu&saku ok let go

james bound music

sauke were that music comig from

NARUTO! Turn off the tv

naruto but james bond

sasukeit sucks ok it the new actor and new actors sucks

narutowhat like yiur replacement for the move

sasuke who is it any way

naruto shino

saukeI gana kick his ass

narutowho shino why he dint do any thing ya just mean god beat up a guy for taking your job he din eeven want it god plus he wood kick your ass I swere

sauke no dumbass the maker

naruto oh him

mewhy do I have a urge to kill sauke oh shit james bound is on I gata get home

music plese

dunt dunt dunt...

meya james bound rulles after tacos thouse tacos rulles brano deos beatch

sasunarusaku shit run got tapes

uh no

saurka:screw it naruto allredy saw my boobs

naruto boobs

iurka why dose naruto get to say boobs

cause it funny when kids say it it not funny when adult say it

kakshi:toshay

iurkabut jeriya get to say it

well hes a perv and it allways funny when perv say it

later that day

naru I love you

saku I love you

lets kiss

oh my god he gana kiss her ya naruto

shinoxsasuke lets fight

sasuke who put the x in the middle

me shit

run

shino die sasuke

sasuke die shino

shino you chould have had a v8

naru ...

saku whant wrong you dont love me

naruto no it not that some stole my line

SHINO im gana kill you you now what you chould have had a v8

THE END wait gata ends this with a cool catch fraze

"LOGED"

sasuke FUCK YOU

ME:PLEASE REVIEW I WANT TO NOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT