The Sannin Cells
Summary: What if the Sannin never split up? What if Orochimaru never turned bad? What if each of them took up a cell of children? What if one Sannin fell for their student…?
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Chapter 7: The Random Dream

"And these nine ninja have promised to entertain us tonight!" The village leader's voice rang. Orochimaru looked at the four young ninja as they rose up, eyebrow raised. Oki cleared her throat.

"I'm all alone…All by myself. There is no one here beside me!" Kakasha appeared to be trying to interrupt while following the pacing Oki. "I'm all alone…Quite all alone. No one to comfort me or guide me." Giggles broke into the crowd as Oki continued her pacing and singing with Kakasha following.

"Why is there no one here with me on the long and winding road to lift my heavy load? If there was someone here with me, how happy I would be…But I'm alone. Quite all alone. All by myself, I'm all alone.

"I'm all alone." Kakasha decided to agree, "She's all alone!"

"All by myself."

"Ex…Cept for me!" Kakasha replied to that as she nodded and followed. Orochimaru couldn't help the chuckle.

"I cannot face tomorrow."

"She cannot face it!"

"I'm all alone!"

"Though I am here."

"So all alone."

"So very near."

"No one to share my sorrow."

"You know, it seems quite clear to me…" Kakasha had paused in following Oki. "Because I'm workin' class…I'm just the horse's ass…She sells me down the river. So what am I? Chopped liver?"

"But I'm alone."

"OH NO YOU'RE NOT!"

"So all alone."

"I'M 'ERE, YOU TWAT!"

"All by myself, I'm all alone."

The other seven made a semi-circle around Oki, making everyone, including the Sannin, crack up laughing.

"She's all alone!"

"I'm all alone!"

"All by herself!"

"All by myself!"

"There is no one here beside her! He's all alone!"

"So all alone!"

"Apart from us! No one to comfort him or guide him."

"Each one of us is all alone. So what are we to do in order to get through? We must be lonely side-by-side. It's a perfect way to hide!"

"We're all alone!"

"We're all alone!"

"Yes, all alone!"

"So all alone! Each by ourselves, we're all alone…"

Oki sat bolt upright from the gravestone she was leaning on. She looked around, startled from her dream. "What…The fuck…Was that?" She asked herself.

I couldn't resist. The other stuff comes in later on. I just had a dream exactly like this, but we were all in our bathing suits entertaining at the pool—don't ask. See ya'!

!-Derenti-!