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Say What?

"What?" Misty stared disbelievingly at ash

"Like I said, Brock won't talk to us. He said that our relationship is not good" the dark haired boy replied, throwing a glance at misty before turning back to Brock's image seen through the small opening offered by the slightly ajar door.

"Why would he think that?"

"Well…" Ash scratched the back of his head "…I'm guessing he's mad because he's caught us…umm…doing…" the boy stuttered as he tried to form the words in his mind and make them come out of his lips "…you know…doing…things with each other…twice"

"So…" The red haired girl raised an eyebrow towards her partner. They may be close in age but ash is such an immature person sometimes. Well, maybe that's why she was so attracted to him so much. He's not the typical, vain, playboy she sees in her sisters' magazines "…He reads those kinds of magazines you know?"

"Well…maybe it's different when you see your best friends doing it than just reading it or looking at it in a magazine"

"What do you suggest we do? Break up?" now, the water pokemon specialist turned fully to her boyfriend, arms crossed over her chest, eyes narrow and face giving off a "say-yes-and-you'll-face-a-fate-worse-than-death" look.

"NO!" Ash immediately put his hands in front of him defensively as he backed-off. For some reason, that look on misty's face kinda makes him think of whips, chains, spikes and other torture equipment known to mankind. "I'm just saying that maybe, we shouldn't act too intimately with each other whenever he's around"

Misty relaxed a little bit and gave off an exasperated sigh before turning to the figure on the sofa. "I hate this"

"Okay you know what..." ash started as he straightened himself up "...I'll talk to him. I think I can handle him"

Brock sat on the couch, flipping through the channels simultaneously, trying to look for shows that are not too romantic. Unfortunately for him, world seems to be against him as every shows features couples in one of those typical, cliché soap operas. Even documentary channels are discussing the science behind attraction. If not that, then the science behind kissing is what they teach. What the hell?!

He knows that by being this much of a snob, he's being a total jerk but, hello? He's the one desperate for women and ash and misty knows that! Why would they form a relationship right under his nose, right? Right!

"Brock…" the unmistakable voice of ash entered the living area. He watched from the corner of his eye as the young boy took a seat on the couch perpendicular to his. "Brock I know your listening…"

The older of the two simply ignored the younger one and continued flipping through the channels.

"Listen…what part of our relationship do you think is not good for our friendship?"

"Everything…." The older man finally spoke. "…everything. The smooching, the licking and the beautiful treatment!"

"Beautiful treatment…" ash raised an eyebrow "…I walked around the entire city with a rope tied to my neck!"

"It doesn't matter ash. You have a girlfriend and I don't. I'm the older one so I should have a girlfriend first!"

"What kind of twisted, insane, completely out of this world, psychopathic thinking is that!" the two men jumped as misty entered the room.

"Misty, I told you I'd—"

"YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PANSY TO HANDLE HIM, KETCHUM!!" Misty cut off her partner as she let anger take over the scene.

"You're calling him by his surname now?" Brock gave an assertive statement, trying to take control of the situation.

"Gotta problem with that?!" the red haired girl raised her fist, two centimeters from Brock's face.

Both men sweat dropped as the older one shakily shook his head in reply. If there's one thing in this world both of them can't handle then it's a hyped up misty. They'll take on the elite four any day just not an angry woman. As the saying goes: Hell hath no fury than a woman's scorn.

"Good…" Misty sat no ash (She sat on ash, no just on his lap. He is her chair) "…now, listen, I know you think our relationship would ruin our threesome friendship. What I don't get is that why you think that? It's stupid Brock!"

"It's not stupid! If you two are a couple, that makes me a single. Hence, we have one couple and one single instead of just one group of friends which is really bad!"

"We are not going to isolate you Brock" misty leaned on the "backrest" for her "chair" "Yes me and ash are together and are doing things with each other…" she tried her hardest to prevent a blush creep through her face "…but that doesn't give us the right to forget the friendship the three of us have that you helped build"

"She's right Brock" Ash strained to speak. With his girlfriend sitting on him, its very hard to say a simple three word statement.

Brock didn't make a single comment and continued to surf the channels.

"Are you jealous of our relationship?" Misty took on a serious tone.

"No!" The older man immediately replied "All I know is that you two being together is not healthy"

"Then what do you suggest we do?" ash's eyebrows knotted together in confusion.

"BREAK UP!"

To be continued

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