A Quick 'Thank You!'
First off, I just want to say thank you for everyone who's read this story and liked it enough to favorite, story alert it, or even give me a comment. Reading the stats to see who's read this story really makes me want to type this and (unfortunately) finish it. I'd also like to thank my loyal (but lazy) beta'r who took the time to read this story. If you liked this story series, please read my other stories I have up to see if you like anything else I've written. I'd highly suggest you daily check my profile in waiting for my newest story, "Sasuke's 'Family'" that will come out as soon as my beta'r finishes checking it. She finally got power yesterday! :3
Onto the Intro for the Main Attraction!
All right! This is the fourth and final chapter for this series –sniff-! So, first off is that I sadly can't find the Author's Notes for the entire series of this, so you can't see what I screwed up on... but I do remember I worded something so that it read that instead of one friend dying, it was multiple friends that were having funerals. And, here's the yaoi-ish alternate ending for the second chapter. Enjoy!
Bit of back story to this- Well, I cut off Naruto's speech when he's unable to reply to Sakura and saying he's sorry, so my beta'r Allayna replied with this: "Gay. Pregnant. Please enter something here." WELL -cough- she should have known better then to write those kinds of things to end the sentence because, with my imagination, this was created in the dark, damp, and moldy recesses of my computer. So, yaoi fans of SasuNaru or NaruSasu can initiate a fangirl squeal right about now before reading the actual story. It's not hardcore yaoi, just suggestive and funny. People like me who cannot stand it should just skip this entirely, but hey, it's still worth reading somewhat. And there's a bit more of me talking after the ending.
Key- Italicized writing is what actually is written in the chapter and non italicized is the alternate ending itself.
The a Lot More Awkward But Not So Sad Ending
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He reached out, touching her shoulder with his bloody hand; the blood had already clotted, but some pieces of glass still remained buried in his skin. She looked away, almost to tears, struggling to speak.
"Are you…" She couldn't finish, tears rolled down her face freely, her hand came up to cover her face while she cried into it. Her body shook violently that he thought she'd fall to the floor.
"Sakura-chan… I'm gay, and Sasuke's actually alive. I'm trying to get pregnant with him to help restore his clan."
Sakura stared at him, obviously distressed at what he had said. Her tears were momentarily forgotten.
"Naruto, are you alright? You're saying the weirdest things..."
"He's not lying." A voice said from inside Naruto's apartment defended; Sakura went pale. Sasuke, alive and breathing, came into view for both of them to clearly see.
"S-Sasuke?" Sakura asked, her voice barely above a whisper. He could see Sakura was going into shock.
"Yes?" Sasuke purred, hugging Naruto from behind and nibbling Naruto's earlobe absent-mindedly.
"Sasuke, not in front of visitors!" He protested, turning to stare at the Uchiha; Sasuke frowned back.
"Fuck visitors, I still want sex."
The sound of something heavy hitting the ground brought their attention to a passed out Sakura on their doorstep. Both men stared at her for a stunned minute before pushing her out of the doorframe with a broomstick to both prevent them from getting disease from touching her and in order to close it before doing what Sasuke had suggested.
LOL LEMON
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What, you think I'm going to write that smut? I felt sick just writing that much but I did it to be funny and that's all. No more Allayna! -smacks her hand-
End.
Again, I just want to thank everyone who's read this story. Without you, I would have never decided to write this!
-runs away and kidnaps this story in order to burn it whiling trying to deny the fact that she just wrote a piece of yaoi-
R & R if you want.