LOVE SICK PUPPIES!
Agent Pendrell sat in the cafeteria with his lunch and closely watched Scully and Mulder walk past him. But of course his actions went unnoticed by the woman he wanted, but it didn't go unnoticed by someone else waiting in the room.
"That guy over there is eyeing my Dana." George Myers said pointing at the direction of Pendrell, "Can you distract Agent Mulder for awhile Dean?" He asked.
"Whatever you're thinking… Don't." Dean Fuller answered, "Can't we just have our lunch in peace."
"No!" Myers replied with a snap, "Come on."
Fuller shrugged his shoulders and wondered as he always did how Myers managed to talk him into anything, "Agent Mulder?"
Mulder turned around and winced since it was one half of the Laurel and Hardy team, "What do you want?"
"I wanted to ask your advice on something." Fuller said trying to think of a conversation starter to draw Mulder's attention, "Do you have any idea on how to get rid of ghosts?"
"What kind of ghost is it?" Mulder asked.
Mulder was hooked. It was successful and Mulder was totally wrapped up in the crap that Fuller was talking.
Scully rolled her eyes and went to sit back down but was quickly intercepted by Myers. He started talking to her and suddenly started laughing, "That was really funny." Myers tried to get Scully laughing.
Pendrell saw the young agent laughing with Scully. He felt his heart sank even further when Myers leant over to give a kiss and then he briskly walked toward Pendrell and gave him the finger. Not to be outdone, Pendrell stood up and walked over to her before she sat down and kissed her to then quickly dashed for the cafeteria's exit without giving her a chance to react. She just stood there in shock and almost everyone else had caught a glimpse of what had happened.
Mulder joined her at the table, "Are you going to sit down?" He asked Scully, who's jaw was dropped and she was not responding, "Scully?" He asked, "Agent Scully?" Still no response, "Scully? Hello? Anybody home? Earth to Scully."
"Mulder?" Scully asked.
"Yes Scully?" Mulder asked back, "Are you alright?"
"I just got kissed." Scully put the tray of food down.
Mulder looked around, "By who?" He asked.
"Twice." Scully said.
"Twice?" Mulder felt a tinge of jealousy, "Who?"
"George Myers." Mulder nodded at this revelation, "And Pendrell."
Mulder threw his head back and laughed. So that was why Fuller was talking to him, he was being distracted, "Oh man, don't tell me this is going to be one of those weeks." Mulder said.
"It's not funny." Scully said.
MAD DASH!
Pendrell was busy getting another analysis done for Agent Mulder and Scully. They had marked it as urgent. He had finished making two copies of the results. He was too busy setting closing down the computer application to see Myers grab the first copy of the test results and headed out of the lab.
"Hey." Pendrell said, "What are you doing?" He grabbed the second copy and chased after him.
Pendrell managed to squeeze in between the elevator doors and get in the same lift, "This is my job."
"Scully is mine." Myers said.
The other people in the elevator were trying hard not to listen to the two agents arguing. Myers went to press the button of the elevator and Pendrell grabbed Myers' folder and pulled it from under his arm before throwing it up and allowing the contents to spill everywhere. Pendrell then pressed every single elevator button before getting off the next floor.
But Myers, who was on the elevator floor trying to gather up his file's contents, had just enough presence of mind to grab Pendrell's ankle as he exited which sent him sprawling forward as well as his file.
Myers had a smirk on his face which Pendrell could see as the doors closed. Thankfully the papers hadn't gone everywhere and he was able to gather up the papers quickly.
He'd hoped that the button pressing would give him enough time to run down the stairwells to the basement. A couple of agents got out of his way as Pendrell brushed passed them. He wasn't sure whether or not he was going to get there in time but he sure as hell was going to give it his best shot.
Finally he had reached the basement but was almost out of breath. He heard the elevator bing when it reached basement level. Myers got out just in time to see Pendrell step into the X-File office.
Mulder looked up as Pendrell burst into the office noisily. He sounded so out of breath.
"Agent Pendrell?" Mulder said.
"Hi pant can you pant give me a pant minute?" Pendrell tried to catch his breath.
"Did you run down here Agent Pendrell?" Mulder asked as he waited for Pendrell to stop panting.
Pendrell held up the manila folder, "Results… Agent… Scully… Wanted."
"She's not here." Mulder said, "Scully's talking to AD Skinner in his office."
Pendrell threw his arms out and left the office where he was stopped by Myers, "Congrats I guess you won." Myers said in a defeated tone.
"I was missing a couple of papers." Pendrell made his way to the elevator door, "I must have dropped them on the third floor when you tripped me."
Myers laughed, "Well… Bad luck."
Myers saw Pendrell's smile when the doors were almost closed, "Damn you." Myers banged on the doors but it did no good. While Myers made his way through the stairwell, Pendrell smiled victoriously on the ride up.
He ran straight from the elevator to Skinner's office. Because he knew Myers knew that he was still in the hunt, "Where's the fire Agent Pendrell?" Skinner said.
"I need to get these lab results to Agent Scully." Pendrell held the folder up.
"You missed her." Skinner said, "She's not here."
"She's not?" Pendrell couldn't believe his luck.
"No. She's gone back to her office."
Pendrell almost cursed AD Skinner. He almost bumped into Myers as he walked past, "Forget it." Pendrell said, "She's waiting for me at the lab."
Myers decided to knock Pendrell's folder from his hands and make a dash back to the lab. Another triumphant smile crept across his face when as he tidied up the folder's contents.
"So did Agent Pendrell catch up with you?" Mulder asked Scully.
"Umm no, he didn't." Scully answered.
"He wanted to give you the lab results personally." Mulder said.
Just then a loud crash resonated around the small basement office as Pendrell came crashing through the door, "Agent Pendrell." Scully said with an astonished look on her face.
His face was covered in sweat and he could hardly breathe, "Your pant pant test pant results Agent pant pant Scully." He put the file on the desk and bent over to catch his breath, "You should be pleased with the results."
"Good work Agent Pendrell." Scully said and got worried when Pendrell's face changed from red to white. Suddenly, Pendrell felt cold and sick to the stomach, "Are you alright Agent Pendrell?"
"Just a little out of breath that's all." Pendrell managed to get out just before losing his lunch all over Scully's shoes, "Sorry." Pendrell said, "I really am. Good thing though, I do feel better."
"Out." Scully said, "Out! Get out!" She made her way to the bathroom to wash her shoes, "Why do they have to be attracted to me?" She asked thin air.
A/N: Hope you people like this story… It's just a silly idea. Got to love crushes.