Plans

Plans

Fortunately, Scully was able to see Agent Jack come into the office. She talked into the phone loudly to the person she was talking to. Jack waited patiently for her to finish with her call.

"Alright then." Scully spoke into the phone loudly and clearly, "I'll see you on Thursday." She hung it up, "Hi Jack. Didn't see you come in."

"I just came to see how you were doing?" Jack asked, "I know you've been really annoyed by everyone at the moment. Especially my friend Tony." He was really concerned about her.

"It's alright." Scully lied, "I should have told everyone I have a boyfriend. So I guess it's my fault."

Agent Jack eyed her suspiciously, "I think that would have helped." He was sure it was untrue, "Is that who you were talking to?"

"Yes." Scully answered, "He's been away… But he'll be here on Thursday so everyone of them can meet him."

"What's his name?" Jack asked.

"Dennis." Scully answered quickly.

"What's he do?" Jack questioned.

"He's DEA." Scully said.

Jack's heart sunk. He thought he'd actually have a shot at Scully. But that wasn't the case, "Oh drat, I thought I'd actually have a shot with you." He said.

Scully raised her eyebrow at that, "Really Agent Jack." Scully said, "Honestly, I thought you were gay."

"No." Jack responded with a laugh, "I don't know why people keep assuming I'm gay."

"Perhaps because I've seen you flirt with Mulder… Come to think of it. The only male you haven't flirted with in the FBI is AD Skinner." Scully said.

"Well now consider yourself flirted with." Jack stepped closer to her.

"I just told you I have a boyfriend Agent Jack." Scully said, "So back off."

"Ok… Ok." Jack said as he exited the office, "Just to let you know… I always get my man… I mean woman. I mean whatever."

"Just get out." Scully said as he walked out of sight, "God give me strength."

George Myers brought Dean a large drink and the nicest, freshest looking doughnut there was. Fuller knew that he was getting BUTTERED up for something.

"I want you to do something for me." Myers said.

"No… Whatever it is… The answer is no. No way. Absolutely and positively no." But Fuller knew that it was pointless. When Myers had his mind set on something, there was no way he'd take no for a response.

"I want you to spy on Mulder and also keep him busy tomorrow afternoon." Myers said, "Come on… Think of it as surveillance training." There was no way he would take a no.

"Alright." Fuller said, "But that's it. That's it."

Fuller finished his doughnut and drink and was walking back to his work when he was intercepted by Agent Pendrell who was on his way to the cafeteria.

"Can I have a word with you Agent Fuller?" Pendrell said.

"Sure." Fuller said.

"I know you're good friends with Agent Myers." Pendrell continued, "But I also know how much of a pain he is. So I would really love for you to report to me any plans that Agent Myers has regarding to Agent Scully… Ok? Can you do that for me?"

This was getting ridiculous. But he could do that he guessed, "Ok."

"Why thank you Agent Fuller." Pendrell said before leaving.

Fuller had just managed to sit down and turn his computer on when he was interrupted by Agent Tony. He really felt like banging his head against the keyboard. Why couldn't they just leave him the hell alone? He didn't want any part of this, so why were they all pestering him?

"Can I help you Agent Tony?" Fuller asked hesitantly.

"Yeah… I know you're close to Agent Myers." Tony said, "And this is not protocol. But I was wondering if you could keep me informed of Myers' plans he has regarding Agent Scully."

"Sure… Why not?" Fuller said throwing his arms up.

"Really?" Tony asked, "I expected you to put up more of a fight."

"Agent Pendrell's asked me to do that as well." Fuller answered.

"Really?" Tony asked, "Can you keep me informed about his plans as well."

"Sure." Fuller answered, "Though I can't promise you that he'd divulge anything to me since I'm close to the competition."

About five minutes after Tony leaving the area… Fuller was soon greeted by Agent Jack. At this rate he was never going to restart his work.

"Agent Jack." Fuller greeted him cautiously.

"Agent Fuller." Jack said, "Can you do me a favor?"

Again he felt like hitting his head, "Yes?"

"I want you to run a search for me." Jack said, "On a man named Dennis."

"Last name?" Fuller asked.

"Don't know." Jack answered, "But he's DEA."

Fuller typed on the computer and there was a slight pause as the result was displayed on the screen, "Dennis Bryson… Worked in Oregon as well as undercover on drug busts. Good agent."

"So he is real." Jack said.

"Yep." Fuller replied to the rhetorical question.

"Can I ask you something else?" Jack asked, "Since the enigmatic sexy Agent Scully has a boyfriend. I need your help in stopping Agents Tony, Myers and Pendrell from causing anymore problems and keep me abreast of the situation."

Fuller didn't respond right away and instead he just began banging his head against the table continuously. He didn't care that it was hurting.

"What are you doing Agent Fuller?" Jack was dumbfounded, "Stop that."

"I'm trying to knock myself out." Fuller said.

But since all it succeeding in doing was giving himself a minor headache so he had no choice but to stop doing it. Jack watched him carefully before leaving, "I was sure the J Edgar Hoover building wasn't located in the Twilight Zone."

On Wednesday… Fuller had decided to make himself scarce from his duties as spy and informant. If things had gotten any worse, Fuller thought about posting everything on the message board and it'll save time of having to find everybody he had to report to. This was beyond ridiculous so he took his laptop and found the deepest, darkest office there was and continue his work there. He was sure that Skinner wouldn't mind him doing that. This option would allow him to work uninterrupted by everybody.

Fuller set up his laptop and coffee and was now ready to work. He began typing away at the keyboard ferociously when his foot kicked something under the desk, "Ouch." A female voice yelled out, "That hurt."

Fuller wheeled his chair back and looked beneath the table, "Agent Scully?" Fuller asked. The light from the laptop made her barely visible, "What are you doing here?"

"Hiding." Scully answered, "Don't you dare tell anyone I'm down here."

Someone turned the door handle so Fuller closed the laptop and put it down beside them, "Don't tell anyone I'm here either." Fuller whispered.

The light came on, "Scully." A voice said, "What are you doing down there?"

"Mulder?" Scully said.

"Agent Fuller?" Mulder asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Scully?" This was just too much to take in for him and the cup of coffee slipped from his hand and spilt it's contents on the floor.

"Agent Mulder?" Fuller stood up, "Agent Scully?"

"Agent Fuller?" Scully said, "Mulder?"

"Scully?" Mulder replied.

"Agent Mulder…" Fuller said.

"Agent Fuller." Mulder replied.

"It's not what it looks like." Fuller defended himself.

"Then what is it Agent Fuller?" Mulder questioned.

"We're down here hiding from everyone." Scully answered.

"This is where I hide to." Mulder said, "Great spot. I think we're the only ones who know about this office." Fuller nodded, "Can I ask you a favor Agent Fuller?" Mulder asked.

"Let me guess… You want me to report George's plans to you." Fuller asked.

"Amazing!" Mulder exclaimed.

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A/N: Alright... I've made the mistake as referring to Agent Fuller as Myers on a couple of occasions. Thanks Daniel Addiction. I hadn't realised I had.

So now it is all fixed up.