A/N: I'm so happy that you people like my story!! This chapter promises to be as funny as the last…I don't think the chapter is very smart though so I wouldn't trust it. Hey, I tell ya what, I'll have a little contest thingy for you. The first person to find the actual lyrics to the STAR WARS GANGSTA RAP (BUM BUM BUM That's always gonna be capitalized like that in this fic) especially what Yoda says, will get to be part of the pre chapter thingy that I always put in here…so…yeah…good luck.

Risa: Hey, Ayu, why do people say "chappie"??

Me: Um, well, I have no clue. I just picked it up from them…

Risa: Oh.

Emma: Hey!! Why don't I get to talk very much in your fic?!

Me: We got Deathstar!

Naruto: Deathstar!

Emma: Hey, listen to me!!

Me: I'm blowin! I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids can I go to the Haji station?

Emma: STOP IT!!

Risa: She cannot hear you annoying one.

Emma: WHY NOT?!

Me: Headphonesme go def…dawg

Naruto: Yeah, dawg.

Risa: Aren't you gonna yell at him?

Me: Nah. That's only in reviews, dawg. Get with teh times! The N dog and I are the Gangsta item of the century, yo.

Naruto: Fo Sho, A dawg.

Me: You best believe it, N dawg.

Emma: You sound so stupid, you know.

Me: Shut your mouth or I'll beat you dawg!

Risa: Don't you mean E dawg?

Me: Nah. You and Emma don't deserve letters in front of your dawgs.

Emma: ok then…question, what is an "item"?

Naruto: BLONDE ALERT!! BLONDE ALERT!! Take cover A dawg!

Me: An item is a couple little miss blonde know nothing dawg…JA EEZE!

Naruto: JA EEZE!!

Me: Oh, and for those readers who are wondering why Naruto is appearing in a Furuba fic, it's because of We're Trapped WHERE?! Which is my other favorite fic that I'm writing.

Naruto: FO SH- Hey, wait, that still doesn't tell them why I'm in this fic.

Me: Yah. I kno. I really don't have a reason. Just felt like doing it.

Naruto: Oh. FO SHO A DAWG!!

Me: Yeah. Let's hope Hatori can be as Gangsta as me.

Risa: You are so not Gangsta…

Emma: You're just weird.

Naruto: Don't be insultin' the A dawg you playa hata!

Me: The dawg on a leash, yo!

Emma:…bow wow…

Risa: You sound so weird.

Me: Blame teh boredom, yo.

Naruto: Fo Sho.

Risa: Just start the chapter.

Me: This is teh second chapter of GANGSTA CAMP, Yo!!

Naruto: FO SHO!!

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"A Gangsta is someone who goes around and graffities walls –cough- Kyo -cough-, and destroys things, and steals people's money, and-" Yuki began ranting.

"Hey now! That's not entirely true. Just because some Gangstas are like that, doesn't mean that all of them are. Actual a lot of Gangstas are just rappers." Haru explained.

"So, they wrap candy?" Tohru asked.

"No! RAPPERS! As in rap music." Kyo said with a roll of his eyes.

"You can wrap music?" Tohru looked very confused (big surprise there).

"NO!! IT'S- WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?!" Kyo yelled in frustration..

"Because." Haru said.

"That's not a good enough reason darnit!!"

"That's all I had." Haru said shrugging.

"I can't believe this is happening. This isn't happening. I'll wake up any minute now and discover that Shigure spiked my food. Yeah. That's what will happen." Hatori tried to assure himself.

"You're not asleep, Hatori. Face it. We've all died and gone to hell. That's what happened." Yuki said dejectedly.

"Gad really must hate me." Hatori said, shaking his head in misery.

"Yeah. Maybe Akito does." Haru said with a sigh

"Not funny." Hatori reprimanded.

"I thought it was." Haru said.

"Well, Harii didn't and he's the adult so what he says counts!" Momi declared.

"Suck up." Kyo mumbled.

Momiji stuck his tongue out at Kyo.

"We're here." Hatori said, irritated as he stopped in front of a place with a big sign that read, BAND CAMP.

Kyo took in a deep breath and got out of the car, leaving Yuki and Haru laughing and yelling immature things like "Have fun, band geek!" at him.

"You should stop laughing. Your stop is next." Hatori said, causing the two boys to go pale.

"We are going…" Yuki began.

"To die." Haru finished.

The two boys looked at eachother in fear.

"Um…Hatori…?"

"Not now Tohru. I'm driving."

"But…I still don't know what a Gangsta is!"

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Me: Well, that's the end of that.

Risa: Good God.

Me: See Ya, dawgs! AYUMI OUT!

Naruto: NARUTO OUT!

Both: GANGSTA YO!!

Me: Oh, and yes, I do realize that I suck at being a Gangsta, yo! Just deal with it.