Me: Sup ma Gangsta Homies?!
Risa: Would you stop that already!!
Naruto: Chill Dawg. The A Dawg is just trying to keep it real! Y ya gotta be a playa hata!
Emma: Really you guys, stop.
Me: Ya know wa:
Naruto: Not gonna happen!!
Me: Fo Sho, N Dawg.
Emma: Can I kill her? Please?!
Me: YA KNOW WHA?
Naruto: No. Wha?
Me: I got a review sayin' tha this is all crap and Tohru isn't stupid! Well, one, this is meant to be crap. This is one of my crap go crappy stories.
Risa: What?!
Naruto: What, are you a blonde now too. Instead of happy go lucky she said crap go crappy, Dawg.
Me: And two, um…yeah…Tohru is pretty stupid…
Naruto: Fo Sho, A Dawg.
Risa: Yeah. I agree. What about you, Em?
Emma: Oh, Erik!! I love you so completely that it's scary!! I mean, just because you're older than my dad doesn't mean we can't be together!!
Me: Um…
Naruto: O.O
Risa: I LOVE YOU TOO ERIK!!
Naruto/ Ayumi: O.O
Ayumi: Ok…um…here's a list of how I feel about Tohru…
Why I Think Tohru's Cool
She's trying to break the Sohma curse
She's really sweet to all the Sohmas except Akito
Why I HATE Tohru
She gives brunettes a bad name which causes Risa to call me one
She's completely blind to Yuki and Kyo's affections
She didn't say "Oh, it's ok Kyo! I love you even when you are a monster!!" (I would have said that! He's awesome!!)
She makes leeks even though she knows Kyo hates them
Kyo's completely and totally in love with her (Which means he doesn't love me!!Lol.)
She reminds me of Emma
She reminds me of Emma
She reminds me of Emma
She reminds me of Emma
She reminds me of Emma
She reminds me of Emma
Me: Yep. There's my list.
Risa: Ha ha ha!! She reminds you of Emma!
-five minutes later-
Emma: Hey!! I'M NOT LIKE TOHRU!!
Me: Um…yeah…you are… That conversation ended five minutes ago…
Naruto: JA EEZE! Get wit teh times!
Me: Ok. Let's start teh stori.
Risa: You misspelled that.
Me: WT... … … … … I just remembered; I can't say that on live television….
Risa: You can't say what?
Naruto: The letter F.
Risa: Ok then…well, you still misspelled that…and we're not on live television…
Me: Or are we…
Emma: ARE WE?!
Me: No. And boo hoo! I wanted to spell it that way!!
Risa: -sticks out tongue-
Me: -glares evilly-
Risa: EEP!!
Naruto: Anyways….
Me: Um…yeah…um, reviewer, please don't think that I'm like totally getting mad about that review or anything…I'm actually trying to handle the review with the best sense of humor I can…So…I'm sorry…I'm not trying to offend you…so…yeah…on with the story!
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Hatori sighed as everyone on the bus except he and Tohru were singing some song that had to do with whatever camp they were going to.
"HE WILL JOIN US OR DIE!!"
Hatori rubbed his temples. He was in the solo back seat of the bus, Tohru in the seat in front of him. A girl with long blondish brown hair walked onto the bus and sat beside Tohru.
"Sup ppls? You guys pumped?"
"Um…huh?" Tohru asked her timidly.
"You know. Hyped up? Ready and rearin?" The girl said.
"Um…what does that mean…"
"ARE YOU UNDER THE INFULENCE?!" A guy on the bus yelled.
"DARK SIDE!!" All the other kids yelled.
"IS THE FORCE CHOKE YOUR BEST FRIEND?!" Another guy yelled.
"DARK SIDE!!"
"DO YOU WEAR ALL BLACK WHILE YOUR LIGHTSABER'S RED?!" A girl yelled.
"DARK SIDE!!"
"STOP THE RAP!!" A girl yelled. She stormed towards Hatori in rage.
"Ooh…" Several kids said, looking at Hatori sadly, as if this were his last moment to live.
"That's my seat, punk!" The girls said.
She had long black hair and blue eyes that seemed to cut through you like a blade.
"Aw…give 'im a break, Ayu. He's new." The girl who sat with Tohru said.
"Ah. Well, then, we'll explain the rules to him. But only once. Thank you, Risa." The girl with black hair said.
"Rule 1: I always sit in that seat. Penalty:"
"FORCE CHOKE!!" The other kids yelled.
"Rule 2: I'm in charge. It's my way, or you'll find yourself stranded in a black hole. Rule 3: If you mess with my minion," At this point she gestured towards the girl sitting with Tohru. "you have to deal with me. Got that?"
"YES MAM!!" The rest of the bus yelled.
"Now, get out of my seat."
"I'm a grown adult. I'm here, because I have to be. I'm not going to succumb to your childish bullying wills." Hatori said firmly.
"Hey, the new guy's challenging Ayu!"
"Ooh…he's dead…"
Hatori watched as the girl took a sharp intake of air, and glared.
"Do you seriously think you can do something about it?" Hatori asked condescendingly.
"I warned you." The girl lifted her hand into the air, and closed it as if closing it around his throat. As she did, his air supply was cut off.
She lifted him into the air and threw him to the floor. She then sat in the seat, crossing her arms over her chest in a cocky manner.
"DARTH ELFIOUS!!" Risa yelled.
"What?"
"Just…trying it out…"
"Um…hm…"
"How about…DARTH AUTHORESS!"
"Better…but…"
"DARTH DATENSHI!"
"I…don't know…Hey, Xan, what do you think? Darth Authoress or Darth Datenshi?"
"Darth Datenshi, ma Gangsta bio-" A boy started to yell.
"Finish that sentence and I'll castrate you."
Hatori climbed into another seat, this time he was next to a blonde.
"Who is she?!" He asked, more than a little upset.
"That's Ayumi. She's an add on." The girl said.
"An add on?"
"Yeah. There are only a few add ons and she's one of them. Add ons are characters who aren't part of the original Gangsta rap, but are added in. You see, we don't stick straight to the rap. We also add in our own stuff. I'm Emma, by the way."
"Hatori. So, she's special?"
"Heck yes. She's the Dark Side's best add on. Risa over there is her evil minion, so she got the role of an add on too. All the Dark Side boys love them. Their the little Dark Side Queens." Emma said bitterly.
"What about you?" Hatori asked.
"I'm a Light Side add on. I'm just a little below them. Only, on the Light Side."
"Light Side, Dark Side, what the heck?!" Hatori growled in frustration.
"You don't know anything about the STAR WARS GANGSTA RAP do you?"
"No."
"Thought as much. The Dark Side, or the Sith, are evil. The Light Side is good. Both use the Force for different reasons. The Dark Side, for their own evil ambitions. The Light Side, to help people."
"I see."
"Now, you'll probably wind up being a jedi, or a soldier, because you seem more like a Light Side guy to me. A jedi can use the force, and fight with lightsabers, whereas soldiers just use blaster rifles."
"Dear God this is complicated."
"Yeah. I know."
"So, what about Tohru?"
"Oh, you mean the girl next to Risa? It's too late for her. They've already Force persuaded her to the Dark Side. Only someone with strong Force persuade could save her now." Emma said sadly.
"So…Tohru's…"
"She's one of them."
"Oh dear God, what the heck am I gonna do?!"
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Me: Yep.
Naruto: Yep.
Emma: YAY!! I'M IN THE STORY!!
Risa: -Cackles evilly-
Emma: Eep! What's so funny?
Me/ Risa: Nothin'.
Emma: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! REVIEW BEFORE THEY KILL ME!!