A/N: OH MY JONAS!! (Yes, I am indeed a Jonas Brother fan. Get over it if you're a hater.) I'M ACTUALLY UPDATING!! IT'S A MIRACLE!! Heh. I hope you'll all still read and everything. And I hope my writing still satisfies. As much fun as writing the drabble up top is, I am no longer going to make it longer than the actual story. So, here it is; the conclusion of the madness.

Ayu: Well, I am afraid I can no longer hate Tohru.

Risa: WHAT?! WHY?!

Ayu: Because I'm changing into a gulp good person.

Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Ayu: Well, not completely, but it's enough. The last, what, year or two have given me time to grow up and I've come to realize that my incessant hatred of all things pure is just...well...stupid. Y'know?

Risa: I-I-I feel like I don't even know you anymore!

Em: Ayu, WHY?! Sobs

Ayu: I'm sorry. But, Goku, you still love me right?

Goku: Duh! You cook good food!

Ayu: Alright, well, here goes. Last time on Star Wars Gangsta Camp:

"I'm pregnant, and you're the father!"

"Noo! You can't leave me! Please! I need you!"

"You skank! How dare you sleep with my brother!?"

"Don't go meet that guy from the internet! He'll rape you!"

Ayu: Oops...sorry...that was from Degrassi.

Goku: What's that?

Ayu: You don't want to know. Ok. Here. On with the story.

"Oh, wow Hatori, thanks." Emma grinned up at the 27 year old doctor who wanted nothing more than to slam her into the window and beat her brains out. However, Hatori took a deep breath and forced himself to take control of his recently emerging violent urges.

"Ooh...do I sense a developing pairing?" Risa asked.

"No, Risa. That's obviously not the pairing. The authoress is testing her capabilities and is there for using a pairing that she never really imagined before this fic. (A/N: Due to popular request, this fic will be HatorixTohru. You better love me, ppl!)" Ayumi sighed while rolling her eyes.

"Oh."

"Yeah. Oh." Tohru mocked.

"Tohru, you have quite a bit of potential." Ayu smirked. "We can get you an add on roll if you prove to be good enough."

Tohru smirked wickedly, causing Hatori to become even more uneasy than before. "I can't wait."

"You love her, don't you?" Emma sighed wistfully.

"WHAT?!" Hatori demanded. He had never even considered Tohru in that way!

"Well, the only way to save her is to become an add on Jedi Master." Emma told him. "I'll teach you the ropes as best I can." She nodded to herself. "For love."

"But-" Hatori shut his mouth and sighed. Reasoning with these people was about as useful as telling Momiji not to eat too much candy because it was bad for him.

'Why? Why this? Why me?' Hatori's head throbbed and he had a feeling that this entire ordeal would be one neverending headache.

"For love!" Emma nodded once more. She then looked out the window. "THERE IT IS!!" She pointed to a huge building in the middle of no where.

There was a loud cheer as everyone flocked towards the window to gaze at the place that was to be their home for quite some time. The bus began to slow and everyone stayed seated but Ayumi, who stood and made her way down the isle. "Clarissa, Tohru, follow!" The two other girls stood and followed after the shorter girl. After Ayumi and the other two had left everyone else began filing off the bus.

As they made their way out of the bus, Hatori considered his feelings for Tohru. He didn't feel...he couldn't...it would be wrong...right?

"Alright, any new additions come this way please!" A man called. Hatori headed over to him along with a few kids and Tohru. God...he hated his life...

And Shigure. He definitely hated Shigure.

"Alright now, you're going to endure a series of tests that will determine where you belong." The man said to them. "Some of you will go through more tests than others. First up...you. The adult."

The adult? Was he going to eternally be referred to as "The Adult"?! Hatori sighed and stepped forwards.

"What is your name?" The man asked.

"Hatori Sohma." Hatori answered.

"Well Hatori, your first task is to attempt at using the force. I want you to try to use the force to pull that stick to you." The man pointed to a stick, and, with a sigh, Hatori stuck out his hand and will the stick to come to him. Within a second, the stick was gripped firmly in his hand.

"G-G-Amazing!" The man said, clapping. "Now, I want you to take this lightsaber and activate it. Your side will be determined by the color." Hatori complied once more and when the lightsaber turned on it was a deep blue.

"You will be a Light Side Jedi add on. Please, prove your worth and do not make us demote you from your status." The man nodded and motioned for Hatori to go over and stand by Emma.

"Amazing!" Emma breathed as he drew close. "That's almost as good as Ayumi did! Maybe...maybe you'll be able to stop her!"

For Tohru.

But why?

A/N: There it is, people. Ok, so, here's the deal, I need some more add ons. So, if you'd like to be an add on -for either side- just tell me

1. Your name
2. Your Side
3. Your position
4. Physical qualities
5. Personality traits
6. Anything else you find important

And please, you all know how I love reviews! Thanks for reading and everything!!