A/N: Sorry for the long time it's taken me to update. My computer has gone haywire...again... :(. BUT, I'M BACK! WHEEEE!! Oh, and I'm so excited! Not only have I gotten more characters than I expected, but MY FANFICTION HERO, Cyh Scaevola, WANTS TO BE IN MY FIC!! YAY!! So, here we go.

Ayu: Guess who's back, back again. Ayu's back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.

Risa: That's it; no more listening to Slim Shady for you.

Ayu: FINE! You get the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest of both worlds!

Emma: AHHH!! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Ayu: Don't be mean. I'll force choke you in the face!

Risa: Meh!

Ayu: Whatevs mah Gangsta Homies. On wit teh show, Dawg!

Hatori sighed as he watched the groups of people go through their tests. So far there was only one other light side addition, a girl named Yasako Kisatan. Otherwise there were two other dark side girls; Sakomi and Minami. Ayumi had seemed pleased when she saw that they had joined her side.

"Man. Looks like the Dark Side might outweigh us this year." Emma said sadly. How did these people take it so darn seriously?!

He found himself shaking his head at the idiocy of this entire process. He would most definitely be killing Shigure after this.

"EVIL MISTRESS!" Hatori looked up in time to see Ayumi fall to her knees in a deep bow.

"What the-"

"That's Cyh, she's the Dark Side's psychiatrist and Ayumi's idol."

"Ayumi. Always a pleasure." Cyh smiled down at the crouching Dark Side Queen.

"T-thank you, milady!" Ayumi's voice shook with her excitement and Hatori frowned.

"She looks up to that girl?"

"Looks are decieving. Cyh's pretty messed up." Emma told him. "She can get inside your head, make you see things that aren't there; make you believe things that aren't true. She's also the one who trained Ayumi."

"I see." Hatori shook his head. This was positively insane. Nothing here made any sense. Not at all. It was enough to make a grown man cry.

"Rumor is that Ayu might get promoted this year. If Vader dies like everyone thinks he's going to." Emma added. "Then again, she told me that herself. She's really excited about this year."

"How would you know all of this about your enemy?" Hatori finally asked.

Emma blinked at him. "Oh. Ayu and I are best friends. Practically sisters." She said, showing him a picture of the two girls with an arm around each other's shoulder and wide smiles on their face. "Or, at least, outside of camp we are."

Absolute madness.

Shigure was certainly dying after all of this!

"Um, hi. Can I, uh, stand with you guys?" It was the new light side girl, Yasako.

"Yeah." Emma smiled. "Welcome!"

Hatori ignored the girl and tried to focus on finding a way to save Tohru.

"You can't." Hatori snapped his head towards Cyh who was smirking. "You can't save her. She's in Ayu's grasps now."

Shigure was certainly going to die.

Ayu: Well, that's all folks! I'm sorry I haven't updated. I can only get on the internet every thursday. I will do my best though!