Part something of my Saso-Dei fan fic! Forget about the poll thingy. Okay...so not as many people like it as I thought..I've now read the fight between Deidara and Sasuke. It has givin me an idea. Yes people, I've now corrected my sister who was the one who told me Dei was supposed to be a girl. It's over. Don't push the subject. I made Dei a girl in this one cause I wanted to. For more than the manga reason. Jeez. Enough! I now know that Dei is a guy in both. My story. Go AWAY flamers. Don't like it, don't read. MY reviews are already full of ONLY complaints. You guys are making me sad. Also, if you are like, 21, please conside the fact that I am a LOT younger than you. Therefore, I have less experience.

Disclaimer: All Naruto characters recognized in this story aren't mine. If they were, I wouldn't be here typing a story. I would be drawing them for the anime.

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Chakra Control, Period 1. Deidara's POV

Chakra control is pretty cool. My bombs take a certain amount of chakra for each type of explosion, so this was pretty important. I took a seat at the back of the class, to the left of Sasori. A lot of guys stared at me as I crossed the classroom, they whispered to their friends. Girls did the same, but with a different look on their face. The only people that didn't were black haired guy in front of me looked like he was sleeping, the girl on my left that had pink hair. DISGUSTING! And the person behind me that had brown hair that was tied up in a bun with senbon keeping it up. I couldn't decide if it were a girl or boy. The teacher stood up.

"Okay class," the teacher said. "I'm Iruka Umino and I am your instructor for Chakra Control. Role call!"

He took a paper from his desk a read off names. Booooring. I looked around, nobody was looking at me. Sasori was an exception. I took off my right glove and put it on the desk. Then i shoved my hand in my pocket, got some clay, and started to mold a butterfly. I took my hand out my pocket, put it on the desk and covered it with my left hand. The teacher kept calling names.

"Sakura Haruno!"

The pink haired girl raised her hand.

"Deidara Kaolin!" [1

I didn't pay attention. My beatiful butterfly was about to be finished. Ah. Finally done. I put my glove back on and put the butterfly on it. Then pitched a shruiken straight at me! I looked up.

"AAAAAHH!" I yelled. In my panic, I threw my butterfly at it without thinking.

"Oops."

Fireworks flew from the butterfly on contact with the shruiken.

"Deidara! That's detention for a week! Pay attention."

Then he continued with role call.

"Haku Kori!" [2

The guy behind me raised his hand. Iruka called some more people...and then:

"Sasori Ningyozukai!" [3

Sasori raised his hand lazily.

"Okay then. Everybody's here. We will start the semester with a group project!"

Half the class groaned. Including me, discluding Sasori. He just looked bored.

"Pick your partner." Iruka continued. "This way, you'll learn to socialize.Anyway, after you picked your partner, I'll tell you about the project."

I stood up and stretched. A whole bunch of girls ran up to my desk, except for that Haruno girl. She took one look at me and walked to the front and talked to this raven haired dide. Then they all started talking at the same time.

"Hey do you have a girlfriend?" and "Would you be my partner!?" was all I could really catch from all the girls blabbering. Bunch of gender confused idiots. I couldn't take it anymore.

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Sasori's POV

The group of girls gathering around Deidara was getting annoying. I give her five minutes before she blows.

"AWAY lesbians, un!"

Make that five seconds. Deidara pushed aside some of the girls and marched over to my desk.

"Sasori, un?" she said while giving the group of girls an evil look. "Would you like to be my partner?"

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[1Porcelain clayis one of the purer forms of clay, basically composed of kaolin. I found this information on the internet. I found that in Japan, pottery is made form Porcelain clay, which is stated above, that is made of kaolin. I gave that last name to Deidara because, 1. He doesn't have a last name, and 2. He uses clay and he's in a Japanese anime. (Yes I know I'm calling Deidara a he right now because I'm talking about Deidara in the Anime/Manga) I know it doesn't sound too nice, but hey! It makes sense and I had to give her something!

[2 Kori is the prenuciation for a Japanese kanji for ICE.

[3 Ningyozukai is a puppeteer that performs in a banraku, a Japanese puppet theater.

I did a lot of reasearch for this chapter. I hope you appreciate it. Anyways, school is starting soon. The next chapter will be up next week. I hope that you people will brighten up. Otherwise, I will just ignore your reviews until they leave. Anyways, I'm sorry for my mistake. I was blindly following my beloved sister, I'm sure some of you would do the same. A cookie for Leo, who actually gave me a civil comment. I shank the person who called themself Nada, a very rude comment.