Shinobi Highschool for Gifted Individuals Chapter 5: Blood, Weasel, Lunch, and Sculptures, a naruto fanfic

I DROWN XxPoisoned DreamsxX in cookies! And cakes, a lifetime of cakes!! The first person to say that they loved this story! This chapter is dedicated to you! Anyways, Please people, bare with me. School is starting tomorrow. That means the story might get a tad better, due to the fact that boring classes means more time to think! I hope that you guys had a wonderful summer, because school's gonna torture you with P.E. Also, the time it takes between the chapters might get bigger of smaller, depending on my workload of homework and how wonderful my thoughts are...Enjoy! (This is going to be a mega uberly long chapter folks.)

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Sasori's POV, still.

Her face was reddening with each passing moment. I didn't know what to say. I usually worked by myself. Two person project or not, Iruka always gave me permission. Nobody ever asked me to do a project with them anyway. The strings on my neck freaked them out I guess.

"Sure."

I guess instincts take over even a puppet's body. Deidara's face slowly returned to normal color and she sighed.

"Thanks, un." she whispered. "You saved me from the lesbians."

The corners of my lips twitched slightly. Deidara walked back to her desk and smiled triumphantly at the 'lesbian' fangirls. However...they just stared back at Deidara with hearts in their eyes while her smile faded. Then all of a sudden the girls chourused one word that irritated me to no end. (A/N: No, not exactly me, I'm okay with IT. It's Sasori in this story that's straight. No offense.)

"YAOI!" they screamed.

Then they had nosebleeds and fainted.

Deidara's POV

Blood leaked on the floor. Beautiful red blood. Like the day my parents died. Delicious. I couldn't help myself. I sat down on the floor and put my hands in the pool of the wonderful red stuff. My white gloves turned red while they soaked up the liquid.

-FLASHBACK! while Deidara cleans the floor.-

"Dei-chan!!" my brother called. (This is still in Deidara's POV, when Deidara was nine and their parents are already dead.) "Hurry up and get ready! I have to take you to school, remember?"

"Shut up, Akio!" (A/N: I know, I know. Deidara has a little sister, but in here, she has an older brother. I also forgot the sister's name, but I forgot. I know it started with an A..I made it more boy-like) I yelled putting on my pants. "I'll be right out, un."

I ran through the hallway and sat down at the table. Akio was at the stove cooking something.

"Aniki?[1 What's for breakfast, un?"

He chuckled.

"Your favorite. Metallic, red-striped pancakes."

"Yay, un!"

Akio took out a kunai and held his wrist over the stove. He slit his wrist and the blood fell onto my breakfast. He flipped the pancakes onto a couple of plates. Akio never put blood on HIS pancakes. I wondered why. He sat down with his plate.

"Itadakimasu Aniki, un!"

-End FLASHBACK-

I smiled to myself. Stupid fangirls, didn't need to yell that idiotic word in class. Anyways, the floor was now spotless and the mouths on my hands were busy turning my gloves white again. I stood up, shoved my hands in my pockets and sat back down in my desk. I just haven't hit puberty yet. Don't need to rub it by mistaking me for a guy.

Author's POV

Sasori stared at Deidara as she sat back down at her desk. The floor was spotless, the Yaoi fangirls came too and went to pick their partners. Iruka looked up from his book that suddenly appeared to see that everybody was seated.

"Okay, I now assume that you have choosen your partners. I've decided to prevent further bother to myself, the partner you have chosen will be your partner in this class for the rest of the year. As for the project today, you and your partner are to be injected with a minor poison. You both have to learn to recognize each other's chakra and try to work out the poison without an antidote. However, it you fail to work out the poison in your partner, well, you'll find out what happens. Any questions?"

A small dark aura swirled around Iruka, so nobody raised their hands. Save for Sasori.

"Yes, Sasori?"

He put his hand down.

"Has Tsunade-sama approved of this?"

Iruka nodded yes. Everybody sighed in relief. Ten minutes later...everybody had been injected, we were givin a container to put the poison in, and the project had started.

Sasori's POV

Deidara and I sat in the space between our desks. I looked around, then at the teacher. He was reading his book.

"I hope you don't mind. The liquid is really annoying me." I told her. I held my wrist over the container in pulled the plug on my wrist. She stared at me with a wide eye as the poison drained straight into the container.

"Turn around. I still need to get the poison out of you."

Deidara pouted at me.

"Sasori, you made the project BORING, un. HOW am I supposed to learn anything, un?"

She turned around, taking the already poison filled container with her.. I sighed.

"You act like a brat."

"Hmph. You're one to talk, un. You act like a know-it-all, un."

I sighed again and scanned her chakra system with my hand. When I was done, I went back over and jabbed a few places here and there. Deidara cough out the poison into the container, and we were done.

"Ow, un." Deidara said hoarsely. It made me feel bad that Deidara had a sore throat and I had nothing but a container full of poison. Wait, feel?! Puppets don't feel. I gotta snap out of it. It took us a total of twenty minutes to finish the project. We walked up to Iruka's desk with the container full of poison. He looked up from his book.

"Sasori. Finished early as always." He said looking up at the clock. "Class will be over in five minutes, why don't you and Deidara-san go and get ready for your next class? You're excused."

Deidara and I bowed and left the classroom.

Author's POV

Sasori and Deidara went to their locker to get ready for P.E. And justu excersize, since they didn't get to go back to their book lockers afterwards.

"So where's the gym, un?" Deidara asked Sasori.

"Just follow me." He said, closing his locker. "Come on."

Deidara stared at Sasori's hair. Red...it almost looked like blood..delicious blood. Sasori walked into the gym with Deidara, still staring at his hair. (mouth closed mind you) He walked into the boys locker room, still with Deidara following. Sasori circled the room looking for his locker. On the way, he saw Deidara standing at the entrance.

"Dei! What the hell! This is the BOY's locker room!"

She looked at Sasori like he was crazy.

"I know that, un. I just don't want to go to the girls locker room cause it's pink, un. Anyways, it's not like there's six thousand boys attending this school. A majority of them are girls, un."

Deidara walked over to a locker that didn't have a lock on it, opened it, put her books in, and put a clay lock on it. (At my school, if it doesn't have a lock, it doesn't have an owner. Just like Deidara's first locker. Remember how it didn't have a lock and Tsunade had to give her one?) Sasori raised and eyebrow.

"And just HOW are you supposed to change your clothes?"

"Pfft. I don't care if you watch, un. I don't have anything to hide. It's not like I don't wear something underneath, un."

Then she just turned to the locker and took off her shirt, leaving a tomato red Sasori to stare.

"I can feel your eyes burning holes in my bra Sasori, un."

Sasori's face turned a bruised color as he turned around. Then he started changing.

"I can't HELP it, brat. I mean, a girl doesn't undress herself in the BOY'S locker room everyday."

Deidara giggled.

"Quite the contrary, un. Remember, my locker IS in this room after all." she said removing her jeans.

Sasori had finished changing and turned around to see Deidara putting on her gym shorts, panties still showing. His face turned black. The sound of metal clanging and a lock clicking rang in his ears.

"Come on Sasori-kun."

Sasori yelped as he was pulled out of the boys locker room, into the gym by a blond with a gloved hand. He got a good look at Deidara without long sleeves and in shorts. She had small cuts on her wrists and her legs held athletic muscles as if she was used to running a lot. Sasori was released when they both got to the middle of the gym.

"I love PE, un!"

The gym held an obstacle course, a track going around the entire gym, five ropes up to the ceiling, a balance beam, and a set of barbells. The obstacle course contained, in order, a rope bridge, bamboo stilts, a string cage, a slide that electicuted you if your skin touched it, a rock climbing wall, and maze at the end. (It looked like the Mickey D's playground but bigger and with a LOT more tunnels. On the floor of the gym, it was divided into two parts, one marked R, another marked L. A purple haired teacher stood in front of them tapping her foot as two groups of students rushed over to the lock rooms. Two minutes later, both groups came out of the two doors and crowded in front of the teacher. She looked very impatient.

"Alright you little munchkins. I'm Anko and that's what you're gonna call me. Any rude words coming from your pieholes will send you straight to the principal's office, if you're lucky. Otherwise, it's straight to Ibiki's detention room got it? You'd better listen and obey, otherwise I might just deal with you myself."

The class nodded their heads.

"Okay then. Obstacle Course. ALL of it. Line up! Last five run around the gym ten times!"

The class positioned themselves at the starting line, Sasori and Deidara precisely in the middle of it.

"On your mark! Get set! GO!"

"Tsukuyomi!" was heard throughout the gym. Everybody, including Anko, discluding Deidara, Sasori, and a black haired kid with a ponytail hipnotized. Deidara and Sasori charged through the course, racing the black haired boy while the others lagged behind, walking dizzily as the justu wore off. After running across the rope bridge, Deidara did cartwheels on the bamboo sticks, sometimes slipping, only to grab a stick and swing herself back onto the tops of the bamboo. She was laughing like a hyena. Sasori couldn't help but smile at her childish acts. When the three got the the string cage, Deidara just jumped through the blanket of string like it was water. Sasori and the kid followed close behind. She snaked through the strings intertwining throughout the cage, found the exit, flew down the slide, ran towards the rock wall, and waited for them. Sasori sighed when he saw Deidara jumping up and down waiting for him to reach her. They climbed up the rock wall and all three of them stood in front of the slanting entrance of the maze. Deidara had a maniacal smile plastered on her face. She shoved the black haired kid inside the tube, and laughinging hysterically, she dove in after him. They slid and crawled through the maze, and apparently, Deidara had found the right path. Soon they stood in front of Anko, waiting for the rest of the class.

"Itachi, good job. Deidara, I heard about your skill from the principal, excellent. Sasori, you followed right behind, nice work. You may lie down until the rest of the class is done."

Sasori collapsed down on the floor, stomache down. His joints were going to need some serious oiling when school was over.

"Damn it."

Deidara flopped down next to him, sitting legs spead, arms behind, grin on her face.

"That was the most fun I ever had, un!"

"Absolutely wonderful." the black haired guy said. "I'm Itachi. Nice to meet you."

Itachi extended his hand to Deidara. She took his hand and shook it.

"Deidara, un. Nice to meet you too."

Itachi kept his emotionless face on as he looked from Deidara to Sasori.

"Nice to see you again, redhead."

Sasori just put his head to the floor. Deidara's grin grew.

"Awww! Sasori-kun! That is a perfect name for you, un!"

Deidara grabbed Sasori and hugged him like a stuffed animal. His face turned crimson for two reasons. It was steadily going black.

"Anyway, un." she said. (She still didn't let Sasori go) "Are you a boy or girl Itachi?"

"Boy."

Sasori started coughing at Deidara's question.

"Sorry Sasori-kun, un."

Deidara put him face down on the floor like she found him. He was pounding the floor and coughing so much that even Itachi stared. After the little scene.. the rest of the class slowly came to the middle of the gym. Each one of them had their hair standing on end with black splotches on their faces.

"A-all right class. Time for some fun." Anko said. "Today were playing Dodge."

"What's Dodge, un?"

"Simple." the teacher replied. "You dodge weapons. Now everybody line up and get your supplies."

Everybody trudged over to Anko and recieved a pouch that contained ten kunais and ten shruikens.

"Okay. A-M on the left, N-Z to the right. When we're all in order, I'll explain the rules and start the game." (I think you can guess what the R and L stand for now right?)

The class split up between the two sides, Deidara went off the the left, while Itachi and Sasori moved to the left.

"Alright munchkins. Here's how it goes. You throw weapons accordingly, you ONLY may aim for the arms and legs. You cannot use other weapons aside from the ones I gave you. Feel free to throw as hard as you want to and bleed as mucha as you want to, there are more than enough to last twenty lifetimes bandages in the emergency equipment closet. You're also permitted to pick up weapons from the where ever as long as you don't steal them from the hands of team mates. Remember to block! The team with less blood on the floor at the end of the game wins. However, I'll tell you guys the results tomorrow at P.E." Anko looked at the clock on the wall. "We have fifteen minutes. (Remember how P.E. HAS to be forty five minutes cause the state law? That's why this P.E. is longer that the classes in which I made half an hour long.) GO!"

The charcoal weapons flew through the air, cutting a few, some landing on the floor, wall, and ceiling.

"Yay, un!" Deidara yelled. She dodged plenty of knives, but she occasionly moved her wrist in her way of a weapon on purpose. Blood flowed down her arms like rivers. Itachi was in the middle of the gym, at the frontlines with not a scratch on him.

'This is so boring.' he thought.

Sasori's POV

I sighed and stepped to the left as half a dozen kunai flew my way. Then I reached into my pouch and flicked a shruiken into a the arm of a boy with an orange mask. He ran in circles screaming his head off.

"Tobi is a good boy! Leave him alone!" (That was Tobi speaking.)

I looked over at Deidara. She was skidding around, picking up weapons, and throwing them at an incredible speed. Her high ponytail flowed like water through the air, her legs were fine, but her arms! They had kunais lodged into them and were painted red with blood! Why wasn't she blocking? I flung a kunai at one of her arms and legs. Deidara took out a kunai from her arm and blocked her leg, however, she just let the kunai lodge itself into her arm and add another river to flow.

'So she WANTS her arms to bleed? So be it then.'

I threw the rest of the weapons in my pouch at Deidara. She blocked most of them but left the last kunai to scrape her arm. She turned my way and waved her kunai embedded arm to say hi. As she did so, her arm collected a few more weapons. Deidara took a fistful of weapons from her arm, jumped from the battle, and flung them at me. I side stepped and dodged them, and so the weapon war started. We cleared the floor of weapons after a while. Then Anko blew a whistle VERY loudly.

"Hey maggots! Clear the floor! Come over here for bandage. Remove the weapons after you get to the front of the line."

The class went over to the linen closet.

Author's POV

Everybody, save for Itachi and Sasori, lined up. Itachi had not a scratch and Sasori didn't bleed. Deidara lined up at the end while the two boys leaned against the wall next to the boys locker room. One by one, the girls and boys got bandaged and went to their locker rooms. When it was Deidara's turn, Anko had her eyes open wide.

"What the hell happened to you? Did people team up? Are you okay?"

Deidara looked up at Anko.

"I'm fine, un. It's just that...it tastes good.."

She removed the many weapons from her arms and licked some blood off.

"But it's too much Deidara. I'm going to have to bandage it you ninny."

Anko roughly grabbed her and tightly bandaged her arms. Deidara winced a little but didn't object. After all, with that much blood, it's bound to seep through sometime right? Deidara walked over to Sasori and Itachi, bending her arms to wave off the effect of the tight linen.

"Hurry up Dei. The guys are long gone. Jutsu excersize starts in five minutes and it's on the other side of school."

"What, un? Why the hell didn't you tell me?!"

She grabbed Sasori and ran into the Boy's locker room with Itachi following behind.

"Why is a girl going into the Boy's locker room?" He asked. "Also, isn't it a coincidence that I share Justu exersize with you guys?"

Itachi was changing facing the lockers. (HE didn't want his emotionless record to be ruined by a blush) Sasori had finished changing and was sitting on a bench waiting for them.

"Long story short, un. I hate pink. Yup. Quite the coincidence Itachi-san. And Sasori-kun. I think I might need to slap your head 'round if you don't stop staring holes on my clothes."

"How the hell-? Just hurry up."

Sasori turned around as Deidara changed back into her jeans.

"Okay, un. I'm ready!"

The trio rushed out of the locker rooms and ran down the hallway of classroom. After thirty-seven classrooms passed, Itachi and Sasori stopped Deidara and they walked into the classroom. Three seats were empty, one on the far right and two in the middle.

"The only seats left are in the front, un. I HATE sitting in the front." (All three of those spots are in the front.)

Sasori sighed. "It's not so bad. Come on, brat. Just sit down. Were lucky Kakashi isn't here yet."

"Sorry guys. I just like quiet when I'm learning, and seeing how you two fight so much, I think I'm going to sit over there.."

Itachi headed to the corner, which suprisingly turned dark and mysterious. Deidara groaned and sat in one of the chairs. Sasori mimicked her and took out a book.

"What's the book for, un?"

Sasori threw a book at her and it landed neatly on her desk. Deidara inspected it as if it were going to bite her.

"Skip Beat, un?"

"You might want to read it for whenever Kakashi is late."

Deidara's POV

I took the book Sasori gave me and started reading it. This girl named Kyoko had a crush on this guy named Sho, a childhood friend. When they grow older, Sho asks her to run away with him to Tokyo where he can become a star in show-biz. Seeing how she loved him, Kyoko followed him as they left home to Tokyo. As the years passed in Tokyo, Kyoko realized that Sho was continuously giving her the cold shoulder. She investigated this by visiting him at work. When she saw him, she was horrified at the sight, Sho was with another woman. He was cheating on her! After making a scene, Kyoko swore to have revenge against him. She changed her appearance, lived on her bosses premises, and joined show-biz to try and get revenge. Along the way, she meets a man named Ren Tsuruga and starts to dislike him. I knew this guy had some relevance to the story, but that's as far as I got. Kakashi walked in and I closed my book.

"Sorry I'm late. I got chased by rabid fangirls."

It seemed to be true as there were random kisses placed on his face.

"Alright. Iruka told me that he partnered you guys up in his class, so I will pair you up with the same partners for our class assignment. Stand in a part of the room with your partner."

Sasori and I stood up. I was about the walk to the front, when he grabbed my wrist and dragged me across the floor to the back.

"Wai do we have to be in the back, un?"

"Just watch."

"Today, tomorrow, and until the next semester, you will be dueling your partners in order to strengthen your justus, increase the span of your chakra, and of course, develope your abilities." Kakashi said. "We'll start with..Sakura and Sasuke. Please come to the front and you may start your duel whenever you're ready. Also, seeing that this is JUSTU excersize, you may only use jutsus that are chakra based."

Sasori leaned over and whispered in my ear. "Kakashi picks the people in the back last." I smiled.

The disgusting pink haired girl and the emo boy that looked like Itachi walked up. They both bowed and jumped backwards. 'Sasuke' made furious hand signs and accumulated chakra into his hand.

"Chidori!"

The girly sighed, made hand signs and her hand started to glow blue. But it wasn't the neon that Sasuke was giving off. He charged forward, she disappeared and reappeared behind him, ran up to him and smacked his neck. Sasuke fell over unconsious. Pinky bowed to Kakashi and dragged Sasuke to her place in the room.

'That was fast.' I thought.

Author's POV

After Kakashi called a few more people up to the front for a some quick duels, the bell rang right before he called on Sasori and Deidara.

"You two will duel first thing tomorrow." he said, then he turned to the whole class. "Your homework will be to create al least two original jutsus on your own. Dismissed!"

The class collected their belongings and exited the classroom. Deidara walked out the classroom with her collected friends.

"Lunch time, un!"

Sasori sighed. "Geez, brat. You act like it's a special holiday or something."

"But it IS special! The first lunch of the year has GOT to be good, un."

Itachi just slightly lagged behind the bickering couple as they headed into the cafeteria.

"I'll go grab a table." Sasori said.

"Are you sure?" Itachi asked. "Do you want me to get your lunch for you?"

Sasori shook his head. "Nope. I brought my own lunch." He went over to the middle of the room and took an empty table.

"What's wrong with Sasori-kun, un?"

Itachi shrugged as they both grabbed trays and lined up for lunch. On the line, there was various cooked meats, small cakes, vegetable cups, and glasses of water. After they took what they wanted, Deidara and Itachi sat down with Sasori, who was burning holes into his lunch. Itachi sat down on one side, while Deidara sat with Sasori on the other side. He silently started to eat his lunch. (Seeing as there's only three people, there is still a lot of space left.)

"So watcha got there Sasori-kun, un?"

"Rice and nutrient pills."

"Is that all, un?"

"It's all my body needs."

A couple of guys crept up and stood behind Itachi. "How come, un?"

"I can't eat anything else."

Itachi knew what Deidara's next question would be and how Sasori would respond, so he interjected.

"Deidara-chan. How did you avoid my sharingan? No normal person could possibly throw off Tsukuyomi."

Deidara turned from Sasori and smiled at Itachi.

"It's a secret Itachi-san, un. Who are those guys behind you?"

"Sasori, I think you are familiar with these five. Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi, and Zetsu."

Each person stepped up as there name was called. Kisame had a shark-like quality, Hidan looked most normal, Kakuzu had many stitches on his neck and face, Tobi was the boy with the orange mask that Sasori had hit with a shruiken, and Zetsu had a green ribbon around his neck holding a venus flytrap-like charm and half of his face was black, the other was white.

"Nice to meet you." They chorused. Then they all sat down.

"Hey Itachi, your luck ran out this year. Our lunch is earlier than yours. But we get to stay with you guys since we have free period right now."

Itachi glared at Hidan, as if he had said something rude. (Which happens to be true)

"You should learn to shut your trap, idiot." Kakuzu said. "I'm not going to sew your arm back on this time."

Kakuzu and Hidan had started bickering before you knew it, causing people who sat near them at the table to scoot over. Sasori and Deidara were squished together. Kisame chuckled. "You two look perfect together. I thin-"

He stopped talking as Sasori shot him a devious look. Deidara glanced at Sasori and her face gained a little bit of color.

"Hey Sasori-san, I don't think that you've met Tobi yet." Zetsu said. "Yeah, the 'good boy' has had nobody to talk to but us."

"Tobi is a good boy Zetsu-senpai!"

"Tobi, be a good boy and say hi to Deidara-chan and Sasori-san."

"Hello Deidara-chan! Hi Sasori-san! Tobi is nice to meet you!" Tobi squeaked.

Deidara found this orange masked boy very annoying.

"Hi, un." Deidara said.

"Hello."

"Deidara-chan? Tobi wonders why you say un at the end of your sentences!"

"Dunno, un."

"How come you don't know-?"

"SHUT UP!" she yelled. "Do you know how annoying you are, un?!"

Itachi and Kisame quietly finished their lunches and crept away before they became 'involved.'

"But Deidara-chan! Tobi is a good boy!"

"Tobi, I think it's time to finish your lunch." Zetsu said.

Deidara shoved her hand in her pocket and fished out some clay. She poked it furiously and pitched it at Tobi's face.

"KATSU!"

Tobi blew up and he was set on fire.

"BUT TOBI THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD BOY!"

Hidan and Kakuzu paused their heated argument to laugh and point at Tobi, who was now running around the cafeteria, being chased by the lunch ladies who were trying to put him out. At the table, Deidara and Sasori pushed aside the people squishing them to finish their lunch.

"Finally. We can eat lunch in peace, un."

"True. True."

"Hey, we'd better get going. Anko's gonna kick our asses if we don't." Hidan said. "See ya later!"

Kakuzu and Hidan left the cafeteria and went to the gym. Sasori, Deidara, Zetsu, and Tobi (Still running around on fire.) were left. Zetsu wolfed down his steak and stood up.

"Seeing that there is only five minutes left till the bell, we're going to get ready for our next class."

He walked over to an incoming Tobi, grabbed him, shook him back and forth to put him out, and dragged him out to the lockers. Sasori had finished his lunch rather quickly, and Deidara was finishing her glass of water.

"Ready to go? Art doesn't require us to bring anything."

"Yeah. I'm ready, un."

She put her tray in the stack and they both went off to art.

As they arrived in the classroom, the teacher, Kurenai, gestured them to their seats.

"Alright class, today, we are doing clay sculptures. You may create a scupture of anything you like, as long as you're able to tell me your inspiration! On your desk is a container full of clay, you have all of fifth period to finish your scupltures, so take your time."

Deidara's POV

Clay! Awesome! Anyways, Sasori is sitting next to me agin, but this time, I don't want him to see what I'm making. It'll be to embarressing to show it to him. I started to shape a cylinder, before rubbing out a section seperating the two-thirds of it on the bottom from the third on the top. Soon I had a human like figure standing on my desk with arms and legs. I looked over at Sasori and examined his hair. It was very intrictate, so I was going to hve a hard time sculpting it, but I think it'll be worth it. I also glanced at what he was making, but I couldn't identify it. But then again, I'd find out later wouldn't I? I turned back to my work.

Sasori's POV

Art takes time to create. I was about to make my clay into the shape of a puppet, but after seeing Deidara steal a glance, I decided to create something different. Instead of making the knobly body, I smoothed it out and made it slightly, but not too curvy. It would be an easy task, but I want it to look just as good as the original.

So, how do you like it? I have spent countless hours, day nd night making it for you guys, so please at least take time reading it. I put some of my personality into Deidara, such as the loving of the blood, energeticness in PE, my love for Skip Beat, (Which I recommend you read) the dragging of my friends, my hobby of asking questions, and annoying the hell out of my elders. I made Itachi a minor character for now. Also, I apologize Tobi lovers, I have set him on fire. I blew up Tobi because I take Deidara's side of the story.