A/N: IT'S ME AGAIN!! And by me, I mean the cool one of us. – I take resentment to that.- I take resentment to your face. Well, here goes. Kairii out!

Chapter 3: You're Stuck With Us Now

You know what the great thing about being me is? I find it easy to cope with unnatural things. Jaden, however, does not.

"WE'RE WHERE!! I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A DREAM THE WHOLE TIME!!" She cried.

"Blah blah blah…" I sighed. "That doesn't matter. The real question is, can we bend?" I asked.

"Well, I dunno." She paused. "How do you bend?"

"Um…Mr. Squirrel, how do you bend?" I asked a little squirrel on the ground.

"Kairii, how many times am I gonna have to tell you that squirrels don't talk?"

"Remember Prince Caspian? They do talk. Mr. Squirrel, how does bending work."

"Well, first off, my name is Rythen, not Mr. Squirrel."

"Forgive me, Rythen." I said apologetically.

"Forgiven. Now, to answer your question, only you can know how you bend." Rythen told me.

"Oh. I see."

"Please tell me that squirrel did not just talk!" Jade groaned.

"He did! Rythen, would you like to travel with Jaden, Aang, Toph, Katara, my lover, and I?"

"Why not."

"Nice to see you've invited yourself to join us." Toph muttered.

"Hey, Kairii can come with us if she wants!" Sokka defended me. Because he's so in love with me and all.

"Says who?" Toph demanded.

"Says me!" Sokka growled, getting all protective and sexy. I couldn't help but grin. He just couldn't help but fall madly in love with me. That was understandable. I am awesome.

"Hey! Stop fighting!" Aang yelled, standing between their glaring match. Katara did a dreamy sigh and I rolled my eyes. She was SO obvious. –Oh, and you're not?- You know what Jade; shut up!

"So...uh...now what?" Jade asked.

"We travel with them. Duh!"

"Kairii, I'm not going to allow you to stalk them mercilessly." She sighed.

"She's not stalking us! We want her here!" Sokka insisted. He's such a man. –Eww...you're disgusting...-

"See, Sokka says they want us here." I told her in a matter of fact mannerism.

"But shouldn't we-?" I cut Katara off.

"Nope. You're stuck with us now!" I grinned happily.

"Greeeeeeeat." Toph sighed.

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"Where are we?" Jade complained as we continued to walk through the wood.

"Um...the middle of nowhere, duh!" I told her in a loud whisper. Rythen was sleeping on my shoulder, and I didn't want to wake him up. He might get cranky.

"No we know where we're going." Aang assured us.

I shrugged. "'kay, nya."

"Nya?" Toph asked in a critical voice.

I nodded. "I'm gonna say it at the end of all my sentences, nya."

"Why?" Jade demanded. She and Toph were both shaking with anger...or...something of the like.

"'Cuz I wanna, nya!" I smiled widely.

"Oh, she's just so cute and wonderful!" Ahh, it's so wonderful to finally be appreciated for what I am. I should have warped to meet Sokka much sooner.

-Okay...y'know what; I can't take it anymore! No more! I'm cutting this chapter short!-

JADE! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

-Can and am. I am so sick of listening to you be annoying! And no more listening to the Best of Both Worlds anymore either!-

But, Jade!!

-Nope. Sorry guys, but this chapter is done. Finito. Buh-bye!-

YOU'RE SO MEAN!