XxPoisonDreamsxX - Yuppers. This female's on a role! Yay! 20's!
S-J - 17? Yeah, I think that's good enough. That was a really rushed chapter. Vampires hunt human, but what is it that werewolves desire? Lols. Yeah, maybe a tad poetic. It was an accident though! I'm afraid I can't go any faster.
Shashuko the Paisley Maiden - Glad to have you so! Thank you!
marufu-chan - I'll try. Thank you!
alchemist of the night - Heh, Mwe is a berry tough kitty widdy! My sister made her out to be.
Laura - Thank you, thank you! And to you too!
DeiLicious.FriDei - It just came to me in a dream. I just typed in "japanese puppet" and "japanese clay" in on wikipedia. Lol, Ps2... I will!
dull spork - There, I updated. Will you spork me anyway? Good luck on convincing him!
jadedfox2 - I nuu! I just thought it was about time. I will, after the disaster arc!
scorpion-master25 - Glad you liked it! I nu it was ne!
I typed this on a different program so the border will be different this time.
BAD LANGUAGE AND PERHAPS STRANGE TERMS! NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 10! Lol, not kidding. And I don't own anything here but the sweet little kitten.
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Deidara crept into the courtyard, peeking around the tree. She was being cautious of a certain group of blonde-haters. When she saw the coast was clear, she walked out from her hiding place and made her way to the bench.
"Mmm, un.." the blonde moaned, her head aching. "Why?"
"Why what bitch?" a high pitched voice squeaked.
"Wha-?"
But before Deidara could speak, she was pinned against the tree behind the bench. Hidden from the school building.
"What are you doing, un?" Deidara said, her vision gaining gradually.
"I'm going to ask you a few questions. If you give the wrong answer, I'm going to hurt you badly for each one."
"Haruno, un?"
"That's right!" the blossom hair girl screeched. "Where were you on the night before Christmas?!"
The blonde decided to goad Sakura on a little.
"At the party Sasuke was attending. A celebration, un." Deidara explained.
"Where?!" she slammed her against the tree again.
"Mmmnn, I'm not so sure of the location, un."
"Sasuke told me he was busy on Christmas! Why?" the pink haired girl demanded.
"He was attending an engagement party, un."
Sakura's face was priceless. Absolute shock.
"And he didn't tell me?"
"I don't know, you tell me, un." Deidara said, slowly removing the Haruno's hand from her shirt collar.
But Sakura pulled her up above her head and slammed the blonde into the dirt with extreme force.
"This isn't the first time Sasuke refused to go out with me on the holidays." she told her angrily. "I'm keeping my eye on you."
Deidara wiped the blood that was slowly making its way out of her mouth and licked it up from her wrist.
"That's nice, un." she muttered, and she added as the pink haired girl stalked away, "Pleasure meeting you!"
The blonde picked herself up and sat down on the bench, trying to stop the spinning and a sharp pain shot through her upper body. Blood kept leaking out of her mouth, so she lay herself back, closed her eye, and let the blood drain into her throat.
"Something wrong Dei-chan?" a soothing voice said. "Why are you lying down?"
"I gots a concussion, un." Deidara moaned.
Somebody lifted her head and hugged her tightly, stroking her hair. It stopped the spinning and relaxed her a little.
"Why so?" Sasori asked.
"Pinky thinks I'm stealing her date."
Sasori chuckled darkly.
"We'll see what Itachi and Kisame will say about that…"
Deidara sat up a little bit and opened her eye.
"I remember when we first me, un." she said, staring up at his face. "I almost thought you were rude."
The red head laughed. "I almost took you for an amazingly beautiful guy!"
They stayed there for a little bit, smiling at each other, but then the bell rang and the two went inside for class. In Chakra Control, Iruka lectured on how the Chakra system will affect to body if not properly managed. More review and then the bell rang again. Blood kept leaking out of Deidara's mouth and her chest hurt, but she swallowed it each time, as not to worry her partner. It worried her a little bit of how it wouldn't stop. Maybe she should go to the nurses office. But she endured it until lunch.
"You guys, un?" Deidara said, trying to hold back a coughing fit. "I'll be right back, okay?"
"Mkay." the chorused.
Sasori gave her a little one of his 'looks' that almost made her change her mind, but she put down her lunch and resisted. Deidara walked down the hallways and soon found the nurses office, the door said, "Please Knock Before Entering." She knocked on the door with some doubt that the nurse was out for lunch.
"Hello, un?" she said. "Anybody in here?"
"Come in dear." came a faint voice.
Deidara opened up the door to find an elderly woman with long grey hair and black glasses sitting and eating her lunch.
"Is there something you needed dear?" she asked.
The young blonde nodded her head.
"I got into a scuffle this morning, un." she told the woman. "I came out without much of a scratch, but my mouth won't stop bleeding."
Deidara coughed out onto the floor, showering it in crimson.
"Sorry, un."
The nurse picked her up without problem and set her down on one of the beds.
"It's no problem deary. Just lie down while I take care of this young man here."
She kept her mouth shut, but watched the nurse as she pulled back the curtain to reveal Haku, the one who sat behind she and Sasori in Chakra Control. It seemed like he was unconscious. Deidara stared at him, but she could not find anything wrong. The nurse scanned him with her chakra, then left him alone. She walked up to Deidara.
"So you say your mouth is bleeding?" the woman asked. "Would you please open your mouth for me?"
Deidara slowly opened it up, she was getting a strange feeling in her stomach, the nurse felt somewhat familiar. The nurse looked into her mouth, and then scanned her body with her chakra. As her hands ran across Deidara's neck and chest, she glided her hands over her stomach and stopped.
"There's your main problem." she said. "Internal bleeding in the abdomen, irritation on the esophagus as well."
The nurse finished looking over her body and wrote down a report.
"Cracked ribs, internal bleeding, and" the woman paused, putting her hand on her forehead. "a fever, irritated esophagus. Looks like you have a cold too."
Deidara stared blankly at her for a second.
"A cold, un?" she asked. "A fever? But I don't feel sick, un."
"Well, seems like we'll have to send you home." the nurse stated. "Right after I fix you up to make your way to the hospital."
The blonde just glared at the ceiling, envisioning that it was the pink haired menace. The chakra slightly healed her bleeding, and her ribs ached as the nurse ran her hands over them. Deidara felt a shocking pain shoot through her body, but she dismissed it as the nurse touching her injuries.
"Damn pinky, un." she muttered.
"Hmm?" the nurse asked. "What was that?"
"Nothing, un." Deidara replied. "Not to sound rude, but are you almost done?"
"Yes, deary. We're done." the woman told her. "Just go to the principal's office and she'll have an acquaintance take you to the hospital."
The blonde nodded and sat up, walking out the door to the principal's office.