Hewo guys! It's me! I haven't updated in a long time, yes, I was building up the story in my head. XD Anyways, I hope this will make up for the lost time.
dullspork - Yes, Ms. Haruno is very bad!
Marufu-chan - Sorry! Things will get better for Dei-chan in a little, kay? I'll keep you wondering!
jadedfox2 - You'll have to wait. :) Things don't just happen liek that. I hope you'll liek this chapter then!
scorpion-master25 - WAIT NO LONGER! Sorry for the uber slow updates, it's nearly the end of the school year!
eva - Wow, short name you got there. :) No problem, and just to tell you, LOTS of things happen to Deidara ALL the time.
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Opening the door, Deidara peeked inside to see Tsunade signing paperwork on her desk.
"Umm... the nurse sent me up here for you to send me to the hospital, un." she said.
"No problem, we just have to wait for your escort to arrive." Tsunade replied.
Almost immediately, the office door opened and slammed shut behind Deidara and then there was a man with bright yellow hair standing behind her.
"You asked it of me, Tsunade-sama?" the man asked, directly to the principal.
"Yes, Deidara, this is your escort, he will take you to the hospital. Then, Yondaime, this is your mission for now." Tsunade said. "I hope you've already figured out what you're supposed to do."
"Hai, wakarimashita." he said, picking up Deidara, lightly. "I shall be taking my leave then."
The blonde did not say a word to the man, and in turn he was totally silent. In a few moments, they reached the entrance of the hospital.
"Wow, that was fast, un." Deidara muttered. "Can you put me down now?"
"Yes it was and no I cannot." Yondaime replied. "First of all, you are injured, secondly, Tsunade-sama would destroy me if I didn't finish my mission correctly."
The blondes continued to stay silent as he filled in the form for her and took her to a room.
"If Tsunade-sama wills it, I will come back to retrieve you." he said. Deidara took that as a farewell.
Laying in the white bed, staring at the white ceiling with white speckles coated in white paint, Deidara fished clay out of her pocket most likely to create mischief. (been a long time since she did that huh?) Taking off her right glove, she molded the clay into the shape of a flower and let her hand chew it up. A shooting pain went through her system and the clay fell on the floor.
"What happened, un?" she whispered, panting a little bit.
"You're not supposed to be playing with explosives, missy." a voice echoed. "You could get hurt."
Deidara whipped her head around to see... a sheet white man who reminded her of a ghost.
"Are you okay, un?" she asked. "You look kinda-"
Her voice was suddenly was cut off when she had a coughing fit. She shook the blood that she coughed into her hand onto the floor. The man didn't seem to mind.
"You should be worrying about yourself for now." he said. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Uramihcoro. You may just call me Doctor. A pleasure to meet you."
Deidara swallowed the blood in her mouth, slightly savoring the copper taste. Then she re-gloved her hand and let it fall to her side.
"Nice to meet you doctor. I'm Deidara, your patient, un."
The doctor smiled weakly and guestured to the examination table.
"Please lie down for me, if you don't mind."
Abruptly feeling a little light headed, she went over to the table and got on it to lie down. The doctor scanned her body with a hand glowing with bright green chakra. At a moment, shooting pain was released throughout her body and the doctor's hand turned purple just like in the nurse's office, but Deidara didn't say anything.
"It seems that you have-"
"Okay, I know what I've got, un." Deidara complained. "I came here to get it fixed."
"Hmm, anxious to get this over with?" Uramihcoro said. (I may get tired of typing his name, so I might call him Dr. U at times.) "Alright."
--About three hours later--
"Did it really have to take that long, un? Your speech?" Deidara moaned. "I HAVE HAD a science class before."
"No, it was necessary, you never know what happens to a little girl like you." Dr. U. said. "Now please take this emergency kit and skedaddle."
Deidara skipped out, muttering incoherant words at the doctor before completely leaving, but she didn't notice that he picked up the clay she dropped and examined it. It took her about twenty minutes to find her way home and another hour for her to walk there.
"Ino-chan?" Deidara yelled into the house. "Hello, un?"
It was strange that Ino didn't say anything back, she was home only five minutes early.
"Ino-chan?"
"Upstairs you idiot." her cousin moaned.
The blonde marched upstairs to find her cousin in her bed, with Mwe on her forehead.
"What happened, un?" the younger asked.
"I'm sick. Isn't that obvious?" Ino said, throwing an extra pillow.
True, Ino was from the neck down in a heavy blanket, but her arms were on the top of it and her face was very red.
"Mweou." Mwe said. "Mrwww."
"You're kidding, un!" Deidara said. "Two WHOLE weeks? That means I'm going to have to work doesn't it, un?"
"High time you start to work." the elder muttered. "I'm not going to be here for you all the time."
"Jeez." Deidara sighed. "I'm going to make dinner then, what do you want me to make, un?"
"...Something with cinnamon in it." Ino said, her face becoming thoughtful. "And celery and swiss cheese. Can you make me a sandwich?"
Without another word, Deidara went downstairs to set upon her task. When she was done, she delivered the sandwich to her cousin. Who, without any hesitation, ate it within fifteen seconds.
"Thank you Dei-chan." Ino chirped. Then her cousin turned over and fell asleep.
Sighing, Deidara went back downstairs to fix herself a PROPER dinner.
--The Next Day--
This Friday was probably going to be one of the most tiring in Deidara's lifetime. She met up with Sasori in front of the schoolyard as usual.
"Morning Koi." Sasori said.
"Mornin, un.." Deidara said, rubbing her eye. "I'm tired."
"Why so, Dei-chan?" he asked, sitting down with her.
"I was job searchin yesterday night, un."
"Nani?" Sasori questioned. "You're not serious are you?"
"I am Sasori-kun." she replied. "Ino-chan is sick for some reason, un. Mwe measured for about two weeks. Within that time, I have to put food on the table, un."
"You know," he said, stroking her hair. "There happens to be an opening at the museum I'm working at. You don't need to show them your resume, they just ask that you come for a live interview if you want the job."
"Really?" Deidara said, excited all of a sudden. "I should go for the interview then, un."
"That's the spirit." Sasori said, kissing her on the cheek.
Deidara blushed and hugged him as the bell rang.
"Shall we get going?" he asked.
"Un!"
The day passed by as usual, and Deidara was as happy as ever. At the end of the day however, she began to become nervous. She packed her backpack and followed Sasori on his way to work.
"Sasori-kun?" Deidara asked timidly. "Will you come with me to my job interview, un?"
Knowing how the blonde felt, Sasori replied, "Sure, whatever makes you happy."
A smile worked its way onto both of their faces and their hands crept into the other. He lead the way to the interview office in the museum. Deidara was about to say something about the door saying "Security," but didn't say anything after Sasori knocked on the door.
"Come in." a voice called.
They both pushed the door open and the person who the voice belonged to gestured them to sit down. She was a tired looking woman with short, black hair that was stuck with senbon needles to stay out of her face.
"Is she the one you recommended Sasori?" she asked the red head. "She looks a little frail to be doing this job."
"Frail?" the two said in unison.
"You think I look frail, un?" Deidara asked.
The woman turned to the blonde.
"I won't if you prove to me you're not." she said.
She turned and opened a door to a weight room, pointing to a bench press.
"Lift ten pounds each side."
Without a word, Deidara lay on the press and lifted the bar and worked it five times. Then she went back into the room.
"Anything else?"
"Umm, oh yes. I forgot, my name is Rei." she said to Deidara. "You must be the famous Deidara. Sasori told me a lot about you. I am the Chief Security guard at the museum. It's nice to meet you. Quite unbelieving it is to see that you are who you are."
"So this is exactly what the door says, isn't it?" she asked, reaching out to shake Rei's hand. "Security sounds like fun, un."
"I thought you would like it." Sasori said. "It is a very interesting job."
"You're paid fifteen dollars an hour." Rei said. "And you're only required to work four hours a day, six days a week except for Saturday."
Deidara calculated how much she would be paid and decided on it.
"Alright, un." she said. "I'll take the job. Maybe I'll work for more than just two weeks, un."
Sasori smiled for a split second.
"Then it's settled." Rei said. "The job has been taken, and you'll start working on Sunday."
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I don't know if there are really any jobs that hire like this. It's not really like security requires any experience, does it? Anyways, Dei-chan has a job that gives her more time to spend with Sasori Isn't that wonderful? If you have any questions, please ask. And all I ask is that you review!