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By request of animelover62.
Sake
Sake. Well, more like empty sake bottles to be exact. That's what our young tenth capitan found when going to check up on Matsumoto's paper work.
Only to see her and Kira passed out…
With his face in a very…assuming position to say.
Hitsugaya coughed, trying to wake them up.
He coughed again.
He drew Hyorinmaru.
They stood at attention.
"Explain to me, Matsumoto, why there is still a pile of paperwork on your desk? It's not supposed to be taller than me."
"Taicho, "Ragiku said, obviously drunk beyond comprehension, "Everything is taller than you! There's no need to be in a sour mood because of that! Here," she said, "have a bottle!"
"Hai taicho! Join the party!"
"Kira…" Hitsugaya said, glaring at him, "You know better…We're still at war with Aizen…"
Turning to leave, he was stopped by two arms being draped over his chest, pulling his back into something soft.
He damned hormones to the lowest pits of hell.
Sake
"Didn't I tell you we should've brought Hinmori? Then Hitsugaya-taicho wouldn't have been so hard on us." Said Kira as helped Matsumoto clean up the fourth division.
"Oh please, you're wishing and hoping that we had brought her along andshe got a bit crazy. I know you Kira. Besides, you've got a damn hard time trying to get her. Look who her precious guardian angel is…" Rangiu said, gesturing towards the entrance where Toushiro was escorting Hinamori out, saying goodbye, then heading back to do the paperwork needed to be done.
"Kira?"
Sulk.
"Kira…"
"QUIT BEING EMO DAMNIT! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND HELP ME WORK!" she yelled, but within earshot of Hitsugaya.
The rest of the day, the young capitan was happy.
Why?
He'd say…
"My vice-capitan is finally taking more responsibility! I'm so proud!"
Sake
"Are you sure this will get her attention?" Kira asked Turning towards Matsumoto questioningly.
"Of course it will! It's just too romantic for it not to get her attention! Besides…" she said, leaving it hang…
"I had a spirit that went by the name of Jiraiya write it for me. Quick! Hide! Someone's coming!"
Nanao had been taking a stroll around the fifth division, wanting to get away from her capitan and his flirtatious ways for a while.
But then she noticed a slip of paper on the ground, outside of the gate to the division. Curiosity getting the better of her, she reached down and opened it.
"Oh fuck…" Matsumoto as she watched what happened.
Kira twitched three times.
Once, his eye twitched.
Second, he closed his eyes.
Third, he fainted, crying.
Nanao blushed deeply.
She normally refused her capitan then hit him with her book…
But maybe this time…
And then flash stepped to her division.
Her capitan had some explaining to due…after they had some 'fun'…
Hey, when he wrote that, she actually got a little shiver of anticipation.
Sake
"Alright, so the last time it didn't work. But maybe this time!" Matsumoto said as she ushered Kira to the door of Momo's apartment. "You look great, do don't worry! Go get her tiger!" and then, she flashed stepped to a safe, but audible and visible (for her) to see what would go down.
Clearing his voice, Kira knocked on the door.
Only for it to be answered by Toushiro.
Who had pure fear written across his face.
"Run…Kira. Just run. I'll hold her off." He said, walking back inside as if he knew he was walking to his death.
"Taicho?"
"She's on her period."
Silence came between the two, before Kira but a hand on Toushiro's shoulder. "Run my friend. You've done enough. I'll stay here…" said Kira, walking inwards.
"But Kira…your squad needs you most now, with Gin's betrayal!"
Smiling down at the capitan, he said. "I know. I can do this…I know I can."
Seeing the vice-capitan's resolve, Hitsugaya nodded solemnly, moving so Kira could get in. Stepping out of the door way, the door shut, and the boy immediately drew Hyorinmaru, sealing it with ice.
Then, something reached his ears.
Why did that sound like Momo?
Wait….
Those were moans!
"KIRA!"
"Taicho…" said a sultry voice as two arms draped themselves across his torso, pulling him into a cushiony body. "Let's go back to the division, k? I know what would cheer you up…" she said suggestively.
"Matsumoto…"
Once again, he damned hormones.
Sake
A/N: There you go people. Requested by animelover62.
If there were any ladies that were offended by this, I'm truly sorry. I give you a hug.
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