Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
Well…bleh.
Size DOES Matter
The Shinigami Women's Society gathered around the conference table to begin today's meeting.
"Well, now, to day we're discussing the size of the male-" started Isane, before being interrupted.
"I'm telling you Yachiru-chan! Byakuya-taicho's is bigger!" argued Matsumoto with the pink haired girl.
Huffing indignantly, she said, "No! Ken-chan's is bigger! I see it every day! I know!"
"But I believe that Hitsugaya-taicho's is bigger, I mean, comparing it to Byakuya-tacho's…" interjected Nanao. "And then there's taicho's…it's pretty big as well…"
"But don't get started on Komamura-taicho's." stated Unohana. "That's just huge. I don't know how it stays crammed in there…"
"Face it, all of them do. No matter how big, it has to stay in there unless they pull it out, which they don't unless they need to. Or if you're Kenpachi-taicho, pull it out for the heck of it." Threw in Nanao once more.
"Mayuri-taicho's is big as well." Nemu said, entering the conversation.
This was where Yoruichi interjected.
"But Kisuke's is the biggest, more so then Komamura." She saind, leaning against the wall smirking. "Once you've seen it, you can't stop thinking about it…"
"It's that big?!"
"Just the aura makes you think about it."
Yep…
The male Shinigami certainly had big zanpaktou. Komamura with Tenken, Byakuya with Senbonzakura, Hitsugaya with Hyorinmaru, and Mayuri with his weird demon baby thing.
Size DOES Matter
A/N: I hope I led a few of you on there.