Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Twilight. But, if I did…..
BPOV
We had just arrived to the mall and started walking to Macy's. Well, Alice and Emmett were walking, I was galloping. "Awice, Emmett come on. I want shoes!"
Alice sighed, "Bella, whoever would have guessed you liked to shop? We will be there in a second. But, when we get there we are going straight to the women's size 8. That's what you wear."
I was angry. "Awice. I will rip your head off and feed it to the chickens. My name is BELMA!" Emmett flinched. Next thing I knew, I was in Macy's. "What happened?"
"You were making a scene, so I kind of knocked you out." Emmett whispered. This was so funny. I started to laugh. But, it sounded more like, a cat coughing up a hair ball. Anyways, we started walking into the shoes section. I saw the pair I wanted.
"Apice! I want these!!" Alice walked over to me and grimaced and shook her head in horror. She would have cried if she could have. "Awice, why aren't you crying?" I took my water bottle out of my purse and splashed it on her face.
"BELLA," I began to protest, "BELMA, ISABELMA, I DON'T CARE! Those are metal toed boots (a/n: doubt they sell those in Macy's. OH WELL). You aren't a construction worker. I bet you don't even have enough leg muscles to lift your leg with those on."
"NO! Awice, I want this!" I pointed to a pair of 3 inch, strappy stilletoes. I guess the thought that they would break my ankle never even crossed my mind.
"Umm. Belma, why don't we just go to Old Navy now?" We headed towards the escalator, we had to go upstairs. Alice and Emmett got on, I just stood there. I waited until they were at the top, then I ran inside Macy's and bought the metal toed boots. "Belma, Edward would kill us if he found out how you were behaving. So, we are going to skip Old Navy, go home, and burn those boots. Then, if Edward still isn't back then, we are going to go to the neighborhood. It seems about the right thing to do. Your acting like a little kid.
I laughed. "Would a little kid have these coolio boots?"
1 HOUR LATER!
We had just arrived back at the Cullen mansion, when Edward called Alice's cell. "Here Belma, he wants to talk to you." She handed me her Sidekick.
"Hellooooooo?" I said. Now, I was a cow.
"Oh, Bella. I was so worried. How are you feeling?" Maybe I was tired, or maybe it was just because I was mad, but either way, I was in a bad mood.
"Listen, Mr. I play the Flute. I am perfectly fine. My name is Belma, I am dating Leonardo da Vinci, and I bought the prettiest boots in the whole wide world."
"Belma… I play the piano, not the flute." Edward said quietly.
"No cookies for you mister!" Then, I slammed Alice's phone into the ground and stomped on it……….
With my new boots, I should add.
SOOOO. HOW WAS IT?
I am proud of myself, 3 chapters in 1 day!!
The next chapter will be up tomorrow….
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