The crime

Author's note: I was watching looking through my CDs and found my Buffy the Vampire Slayer soundtrack from Once more with feeling. I thought this song was quite good. This is dedicated to all the reviewers I got for When you're gone while I was on holiday!

Edward, Alphonse, Bryony and Alex stepped up on the stage.

'Hi guys! Sorry for our two weeks of nothingness without any announcement!' Edward apologized. 'Our IMCOMPITENT author Daisukebebop was of having a whirl in Great Yarmouth while leaving us high and dry EVEN THOUGH she would promise to tell us all when she was leaving! That's right! She PROMISED!'

'But anyway! Let's turn those frowns upside down! Daisukebebop has decided to give a real doozy for us all to do! You may know this from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If not then enjoy.' Edward finished.

Alex: I've got a theory. That's a demon. A dancing demon nah something isn't right there.

Bry: I've got a theory. Some kid is dreamin'. And we're all stuck inside his wacky broad-way nightmare. (Does unenthusiastic jazz hands)

Ed: I've got theory we should work this out.

Ed/Bry/Al: It's getting' eerie what's this cheery singing all about.

Ed: It could be witches. Some evil witches. Which is ridiculous cos' witches they were persecuted wicker good and love the earth and womanpower and I'll be over here. (Ed steps to the side)

Al: I've got a theory. It could be bunnies.

Bry: I've got a-

(Heavy rock music chimes in)

Al: Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses and what's with all the carrots. What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be bunnies!

(Rock music ceases)

Or maybe midgets.

'Hey!' Edward gets annoyed out of habit.

Bry: I've got a theory we should work this fast.

Alex/Bry: because it clearly could get serious before it's past.

Bry: I've got a theory. It doesn't matter. What can't we face if we're together. What's in this place that we can't weather? Apocalypse. We've all been there. The same old trips. Why should we care?

Bry/Al/Ed: What can't we do if we get in it? We'll work it through within a minute. We have to try. We'll pay the price. It's do or die.

Bry: Hey I've died twice.

Bry/Ed/Al: What can't we face if we're together?

Alex: What can't we face?

Bry/Ed/Al: What's in this place that we can't weather.

Alex: If we're together.

Bry/Ed/Al: There's nothing that we can't face.

Al: Except for bunnies.

Author's note: I know that didn't last very long but due to my total incompetence and me on holiday I didn't tell you and all I got was sunburn. But hopefully this makes up for it. I did receive your reviews from when you're gone and I loved them. Thank you so much. It's nice to know you still like my stories. I'll try and be better next time.

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