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"Dammit Envy!"

"Stupid canoe!"
"Don't blame the canoe!"

This was the God-knows-how-many-time that Envy had made us steered into the banks of the brook. We were zigzagging! Envy would steer us into one side of the brook, then we would have to get free. Then he would turn, so we were on track again, then turn too late and we smashed into the other side of the brook.

"Fine then! Stupid you!" Envy growled.

"What?!" I yelled pissed. "It's not me who is steering like a broken arm!" I said, glaring at him over my shoulder.

"You're stressing me!" The sin yelled back, and righted his purple cap in a irritated motion.

I sighed.

"Fine! I'm sorry. Let's try again…" I said calmly, and pushed us away from the bank.

We started to paddle forwards again, and soon we would have to turn right, letting us come out to a big open lake, with some few little islands around.

"Okay Envy, start turning now." I said helpful, so we didn't turn too late again.

The green haired one snorted.

"Don't think you can boss around with me!"

"Envy-!"

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"You idiot!" I yelled frustrated

"Shut up! It's much harder than you think!" Envy yelled back.

"Nooo, I knew it was hard. Because I've tried it before. Which is why I should have been the one who steered! When all the others come, they will have to wait on us! It's going to be so embarras-"

"Shouldn't they had catch up with us by now?" Envy interrupted. I got silent. He had a point. I took to my head and started whining.

"Don't tell me we picked the wrong way!" There was nothing worse than be lost. And especially not in a place like this. All the turns looked like the same, and mostly they were dead ends.

Envy sighed.

"Stupid… Always whining…" He mumbled.

I turned around and looked at him with an evil glare. Then my face got all white and my eyes got widen. Envy raised an eyebrow over my sudden changing in face expression.

"What?"

I raised a shaking hand and pointed behind him. He turned and saw what I saw. Two out-of-imagination-freaking-big-crocodiles.

"Oooh…" Envy said in a observing voice.

None of us moved, not even the crocodiles. It was as if they waited for us to make the first move. Then Envy turned and started to paddle relaxing, as if nothings was wrong. The crocodiles followed of slowly through the water

"Are you going to help?" The sin asked.

I stared at him. "I know you don't care – since you can die and stuff – but… I really don't feel like being ripped apart by some giant lizards…" I informed him, almost whispering.

Envy – who now steered the canoe surprisingly well - or maybe it was because that there were not that much he could steer into in the big lake – looked at me with a smile.

"I'm sure they're not hungry."

"How would you now?"

"Well… We haven't seen anything of the others, have we now?" The sin said with a smirk - which was the only thing I could see, since the cap covered his eyes (eyes, now the flip is forward xD).

I stared at him. Heartless bastard.

"What if they are?!" I said frustrated, but still in a very low voice. I could see the two animals slowly swim after us, and I didn't want to upset them or encourage them to attack by yelling. Envy just smiled.

"Well, then they might do something to get us out of the canoe and in the water, start tearing us apart. I will get back to live, or maybe actually knock off the crocodiles and escape, while you would just die and never come back. And sooner or later will some parts of your body maybe be found by the police." He told logically.

I looked at him. I knew the sin didn't coverthe meaning of his words, he just said it as it was, but it still hurts! Plus, it did make me feel kind of sad that the thought of my dead didn't concern him one bit. I mean, we we're a team now, and teams try to make it through together. I might not be a 'people person', but if I am in a team I'll do my best to make us all come through. Envy couldn't care less about me.

Yup, truly a heartless bastard.

"Paddle now, I don't feel like doing the whole work my self." Envy commanded. I looked a little at him and the crocodiles behind him, and started to paddle. It wasn't like I could do that much about the crocodiles anyway – they would just attack when they felt like it. All I could do was not having my hands too close to the water, when I pushed my paddle back in the water.

There grow a loud silence between me and Envy.

Only few moments after, the water started to splash from the left side of the canoe.

We heard a loud dunk and felt something smash under the canoe, making it tilt. As much as I – don't know about Envy – tried to tilt the canoe back, we felled down in the dark water.

Ooooh, I'm so going to die... Why do I do this to myself...

Envy: Don't know... You're stupid?
Me: Envyy!! You're here!!
Envy: -sigh- Well, yeah... Since you created me, I'm always here around the storie.

Me: Uhm... I didn't creat you...

Envy: Well, not the real me, but honestly... -points at story- DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S IN MY NATURE TO TAKE ON A CANOE TRIP?! AND WEAR A PURPLE CASKET?!

Me: -shivers- N-no...

Envy: And your chapters are short.

Me: Hey! They're not! Okay, they are... But some people don't like reading reaaally long chapters! I'm trying to get readers here!

Envy: Pff, whatever...

Me: Besides, dreams aren't that long! In the dream, things happens rather faster! This is actually very long!

Envy: Yearh... By the way, I get rather uncomfortable with the thought of people dreaming of me...

Me: Why?
Envy: Oh I don't know... Because the maybe could fucking molest me, without I could do anything about it?!

Me: It's just dreams...

Envy: Fine! Then I'll go of, dreaming about you being raped! -storms away-

Me: -snort- Like I care.

-few moments after-

Me: STOP THINKING STUFF LIKE THAT!!
Envy: -runs, while laughing his head of-