Me:O-O

Envy:

Me: -glares at Envy- Stop it…
Envy:
What?! I'm not doing anything!
Me:
Noo, but you're thinking it!

Envy: Well, it's not my fault!! It's hers!! She's forcing the thoughts in my mind! It's not because it's you! I would think it with EVERYBODY!

Me: … O-O
Envy: -glares- Stop it…


I just waited to feel unbearable pain my leg, arm or any body part, but I didn't feel anything.

Surprised, I opened my eyes, to see Envy a little farther away from me, swimming to one of those little islands.

Wha… Is that asshole leaving me?!

I swam after him, but the lake felted strangely heavy. Almost as tar.

"Envy!" I called, and at the same time I got some of the thick water in my mouth.

The taste almost mate me through up. What was this?!

I didn't get any respond from Envy, and when I looked up I could no longer see him. I couldn't understand why I even bothered to call for him. What would I get out of that?

I swam as good as I could, and found soon out what made the water so heavy. It was slime… From over millions gastropods.

Grows! It's not like I hate gastropods. There were just so many of them, thatI couldn't help thinking the thought. Plus, I had swallowed some of the water.

Finally I felt ground under my feats, and stumbled the rest of the way up to the little island.

I looked back, only to see the crocodiles gone. I looked forward and stopped suddenly, when I almost bumped into Envy.

"Hello there." He said cheerful.

I looked at him with a expressionless face. He tilted his head.

"What? You can't take being a little wet?" He asked. He was the last one to talk! He had just shape shifted himself dry.

I growled and passed him, walking to a big stone to sit on. I rested my elbows on my knees and hided my face in my hands and let out a sigh.

"Now what?" I mumbled.

Envy didn't seem to hear. I looked through my fingers, only to see that the sin had vanished again. I didn't care anymore. When he didn't, why should I?

Great, I'm on a island with a cold son-of-a…

"Hey! They destroyed our canoe!" I heard Envy yelled out angry. I stood up and walked to him. He turned to me.

"Now what are you going to do?" He asked.

"Me?"

"Yearh you. I don't have trouble with getting away from here."

I looked at him, again with a expressionless face.

So he is going to leave me…

Then the green haired asshole started to laugh! Now I got pissed!

"What's so funny?!"

"You." He simply stated. He whipped a laughing tear, and looked at me with one of his smirks.

"Honestly, did you really think I would leave you?"

I looked confused.

"Why… Yes…"

"No way! This is way to fun! Maybe we will meet people from the universe next!" He said enthusiastic (what a freak! xD)

He thought a little about that. "No, on second thought, no aliens. The thought of being zapped freaks the hell out of me."He said, making a shivering movement. I put a little smile on my lips, since it was a little funny thing to fear, and I guess I was a little happy that the green haired boy didn't leave me.

Then a thought shut through my mind.

"What about our tent?! How are we going to-" I started, but Envy already answered before I finished.

"I've got our tent and sleeping backs!" He said proudly.

I stared at him. He looked a little confused. Maybe he expected me to thank him or something?

"What?"

"You saved the tent and our sleeping backs, but you left me behind?!" I yelled out angrily.

Envy did his best to make up a good excuse. He lead a hand to the back of his head and laughed a little.

"You see… I grabbed the tent, because I thought it was you at first!" Glaring "When I got on land, I realized it wasn't!" Still glaring "Truly!"

I still looked mad at him.

"You confused me with a tent?! What about the sleeping backs?!" I asked, giving him a change to defense himself.

Envy got a nervous smile on his face.

"Well… I saw that you where alive, and swimming to the island… So when I knew you where fine, I realized I just as well could get the sleeping backs!"

I continued staring at him. He looked uncomfortable at me.

"Say something…" He mumbled (maybe a little out of character, but when people stare at you forever, you starts to get worried about what they're looking at).

Then I suddenly lighted up and turned.

"It was a good idea. It might take some time before anybody find us. And a surviving trip is much funnier if we have something to sleep in!" I said, walking happily over to the tent to set it up.

Envy just stood and stared at my back, like I was the freak here. I looked over my shoulder.

"Are you going to help?" I asked, a little hopefully.

"Never!"

"Lazy bastard!"


Envy: May I just say that I'm not lazy! I got the tent and all!

Me: Yearh Yearh, sorryyy, but it was the perfect ending.

Envy: Your stories aren't good! They're getting all emotional!
Me: I know I know! Gotta changes that in the next chapter...