"I can't sleep..."
"Not my problem." Envy said. He had turned his back to me.
"What if the crocodiles come and attack us while we sleep?"
"Your problem..."
It seemed like it was now me who was the annoying one, because I just couldn't leave the poor sin alone.
"Envy?"
"No."
"Envyyyy"
Envy turned around to look at me.
"Would you puh-lease´ stop that already?! You're almost worst than Wrath!"
I looked at him with big puppy eyes.
"But I just can't sleep. I'm thinking about all those people, the crocodiles and..."
Envy snorted and mumbled something with "pathetic human" and "pitiful". I chosed to ignore that.
"... you really don't want me to wake up, having nightmares and hug you again, would you now?"
Envy shoot up. "Alrightie then, let's get you mind om something else!" He said eagerly. I smiled. I knew threating with the hug would help, though I wouldn't actually do it xD
Envy took his purple cap on and I sat up. "Well, let's see..." He said thoughtful, while I looked at him, waiting for the ideas to come.
"Oh I got it!" The green haired genius said. "I know a game."
"What game?" I asked, a little worried. After all this was Envy. You never knew what he would do.
Apparently he could feel that, because he looked at me with a cocked eyebrow.
"You just have to answer some questions..."
"If it's some sort of truth or dare, then I..!"
"It's not! Wanna do this or not?" Envy asked annoyed. I shut my mouth and nodded. It would be stupid of me to provoke him to make me think of something else, and then just back out.
"Good then. Like I said, you just have to answer on some questions."
"Okay."
And the game began.
"What is you favorite animal?"
I thought a little about that.
"The wolf." I then answered.
"Describe why, but you may only use three adjectives." He said and moved a little on the dark purple cap.
"Well..." I started. "Because it's strong willed, a good hunter and a smart animal..." I said slowly.
"Okaay... I might not remember this, so you must also remember this. Got it?" Envy asked.
"Got it."
"Next question. Your favorite color?"
"Red." I said a little after. I actually also like black and green, but now I just chosed to say red, because at the moment it was my favorite color (yes, moment favorite color xD)
"Also describe with three adjectives."
"Warm, pretty aaand..." I thought about it for a long time.
"Aaand..?" Envy said, a little inpatient.
"Bloody." I finally said. Envy raised both his eyebrows.
"What?" I asked. "You're not the only one who can have a bloody mind."
Envy shock his head. "Warm, pretty and bloody?" He repeated, just be sure it was that.
"Yup."
"Fine. Next question."
"How many are there?"
"Four. Now shut up." And I actually did.
"Water. Now chose some sort of water and also describe it. It can be any kind of water. River, water tap, a jet of water – whatever you want."
"Waterfall." I said immediately. I've always liked waterfalls. I started to describe it. "Strong, beautiful and... wet!"
Envy chuckled a little.
"What?"
"Nothing, nothing..."
I got curious, and a little worried.
"Really, what! What did I say?"
"Last question!" Envy then said, changing the subject.
"If you where in a totally white room, how would you feel?" He asked. He didn't had to tell me to describe it with three adjectives, I could figure that out myself (yes, oh my damn genius xD).
"Pissed, annoyed and a little mad."
Envy looked a little at me. "Not liking the color white, huh?" "I hate it. It drives me crazy, and the worst part is it's everywhere in my room!! Damn mothers."
It's true. I really don't like the color. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if my mother wasn't so possessed with the color. And she would let my room get painted black. That just made me hate the color with such passion. Only when it was snow, it was okay.
"Very interesting." Envy said ironic.
"Oh shut it..." I mumbled, well aware that I've just said something completely unimportant, which I actually didn't like. If you were going to say something, then let it at least have some meaning! Though I do it to often.
"Well were done, and here's your results." Envy said, all doctorly. I looked at him, rather curios about my results, since I didn't know what the game was about. Envy cleared his throat.
"You see you self as..." Envy thought a little about what I had said, but luckily the for hundred year sin had a good memory.
"You see your self as strong willed, a good hunter and" Envy smirked "a smart animal"
I couldn't help to laugh. "Yup, that's me. A smart animal."
"I think you think to high of yourself." Envy commented.
"Baah..." I said and stag out my tongue.
"Watch it, or I'll catch it." He said and I hurried putting my tongue back in my mouth.
"Okay next. Other sees you as warm, pretty and bloody." He then said.
"Aaaaw..." I said happily. "People thinks I'm pretty!" Ignoring the also would think I was bloody.
"I don't."
"Meanie!"
Envy continued.
"And now – do you have a sex life?"
I stared at him – I mean, weird question – and shocked my head. Then I realized what this was about and started to laugh.
"Oh nooo..."
"Your future sex life will be strong, beautiful and wet!" He smirked at the last thing, and I just laughed harder.
"How on earth can it be wet?" I asked. Now Envy was laughing.
"So young and innocent..." He chuckled.
"What?" I asked confused. Envy just waved his hand – like end of discussion.
"You'll might learn sometime when your a little older."
"Envy..."
"Next thing! This is what you think about death; Pissed, annoyed and a little mad." He looked at me with a smirk.
"You really don't like death, hmm?"
I snorted.
"What a way to end a game." I complained. Envy just rolled his eyes, laid down and turned his back to me.
"Well, now I got you to think about something else, so nighty night!"
Envy: What a annoying person you are to sleep with! How dare you to even think of hugging me?!
Me: Come oon, it was funny to play with me!
Envy: Well... There came some truths xD
Me: I still don't understand how sex life can get wet!
Envy: Haha!
Me: Tell me!
Envy: Ask you teacher or something. Leave me alone. I had to explain the flowers and the bees to Wrath. The boy was traumatized for days,
Me: Uhm... Oookaay...
By the way, it's all from a true storie xD Rather funny. And I AM in my teenage years, I'm just not in a hurry :P
Envy: (She's scared)
Me: I HEARD THAT!!
Envy: Hey... Do you even know... how to-
Me: We stop this talk right now, got it?!
Envy: Pfff, whatever...
This chapter wasn't so good... At least I don't think so... But maybe you guys do :)
See ya all soon, and don't forget to review!
