Final Fantasy VII: Bloopers
Intro: W00T! I'm among the living! Guess what, my lovely, lovely readers/friends/reviewers! SCHOOL'S FRIGGIN' OUT!! I'm so excited. Though I'm sad that my friend, MakruTree has…GRADUATED! But I'm also so very happy for her! As I gift, I wrote her a Toshiro oneshot in Bleach. If you have time, go read it! And congratulate Makru!
And I dedicate this here chapter to the person who gave me the idea…Warrayfinson!! Interviews…awesome. Just wait until you see Seph's! (snicker, snicker) Enjoy, my friends, enjoy!
Chapter Eleven
Interviews!
Everyone was all sitting in the sphere theater, their station, in various seats. Aerith was on the floor looking at the Table of Contents of their new Disc, Disc 3.
"Hey! Look at this! It's got the Interviews for some of the characters from our game!" she suddenly cried, gathering everyone's attention.
Sephiroth's eye twitched upon remembering a certain question. "Oh God no…"
Sephy-kuns smirked. "I can't wait to see this…"
-INTERVIEWING STATION-
Number 1: Crisis Core Interviews
Tetsuya: What is your name?
"Zack!"
Tetsuya: Who are you trying out for?
"Uh, me?"
Tetsuya: How old are you?
"18!"
Tetsuya: Do you have a girlfriend?
"Uh…" Quickly, Zack took a glance over at Aerith. "I think so. Scratch that, I HOPE so."
Tetsuya: What is your favorite food?
"Uh…I like pie!"
Tetsuya: What was your most embarrassing moment?
"Uh…" Zack scratched his head, before turning slightly red and answering. "The time when I was eating burritos with Aerith in the Lifestream! And then, I farted so loud that Mideel imploded! Aerith passed out and smacked her head on her staff."
THUMP THUMP THUMP. KER-SLAM! Everyone looks up to see a fuming Aerith at the door.
"ZACK FAIR!" she bellowed. "You ate the rest of my BROWNIES!"
Zack laughed nervously. "Aerith, I'm kinda in a interview thing for a bigger part," he told her as Tetsuya made 'tsking' noises and wrote thing down on his clipboard. "As in main character of the prequel to FFVII?"
"So? Those were my favorite brownies! Do you know how hard it is to get pork chops in them?"
Zack suddenly goes green. "Is THAT what that white stuff was?"
"Yeah. Why?"
Zack looked at Tetsuya. "Can we hurry before I hurl?" Aerith pouts, but leaves.
Tetsuya: What is your biggest fear?
"Oompa Loompas!" He shivered and started rocking back and forth, eyes wide, finger almost going into his mouth, but not.
Tetsuya: Do you have a best friend?
Zack grinned. "Yeah! Sephiroth! Well, there was that one time when he went psycho in Nibelheim and tried to kill me…"
Sephiroth, who was walking by at the time, grinned. "Oh Yeah," he hissed, remembering the Kool-Aid guy.
Tetsuya: What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?
Zack smiled wide. "When everyone ganged up on Cloud to get him to sneak into Junon via the electric pole thing. Then what did he do? He went and swam right into it! What a dipshit!"
Cloud, who was in the backroom where he ate and slept because Nibelheim was no more, screamed out, "HEY!"
Tetsuya: Who is your favorite Final Fantasy VII character other than yourself, and why?
Zack blinked. "Uh… I kinda liked Kadaj because of his awesome jumpsuit. I so want one!"
"No you don't. Especially when summer comes around and Mother Aerith won't let you go to the pool in fear of you 'losing your virtue because of your cuteness', as she puts it," Kadaj said, then started to pout like Loz. "You get overheated fast."
Tetsuya: What is your favorite TV station? Like Nick, Cartoon network, Disney Channel, etc…
"Oh, I like…Wait! Disney channel? There's a Disney Channel? I KNEW THAT THE MOLE PEOPLE WERE WATCHING ME! AHHHHH!" Zack took off. Moments later, he returned, and they took him out for a test run.
Scene on the Train in CC
Grinning, Zack took off, speeding down the train. Everything was going great (mainly because they used a green screen this time) until BlueFox suddenly runs after him, hearts in her eyes.
After a few moments off screen, Zack walked up to Cloud, and tossed her at him. "Does this belong to you?"
Tetsuya: Aw man… Cut!
Scene With Genesis
Genesis shot a glare in Sephiroth's general direction. "Could you stop…acting so calm?!"
Before anyone else could say anything, Zack spoke (or if it was his line or something, yeah…) "Genesis, your fly is down."
Tetsuya: CUT!
Battle With Sephiroth
Sephiroth unsheathed his long sword and charged at Zack. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zack screamed, before running away like a little girl.
Tetsuya: Oh God…
Take 2
Sephiroth unsheathed his long sword and charged at Zack. But then he tripped (most people think it was his trenchcoat. I think it was his hair…) and fell the rest of the way down, doing a faceplant in front of Zack.
Doing his victory dance, Zack cheered. "AHA! I WIN! I mean…you're not the Sephiroth I once knew!"
He snatched Sephiroth's wallet and took off running. "HEY!" Sephiroth yelled, before taking off after Zack. As they did so, they knocked down every backdrop they ran into.
Tetsuya: CUT! Cut I say! CUT! (gets trampled)
Next Person…
Tetsuya: What is your name?
"Sephiroth."
Tetsuya: Who are you trying out for?
"The General."
Tetsuya: How old are you?
Sephiroth's brow furrowed. "Let's see…if I was 32 in Final Fantasy VII, so you subtract 5 years…27?"
Tetsuya: Do you have a girlfriend?
Sephiroth glanced over quickly at Aerith. "Kinda sorta maybe?" He looked back at Tetsuya, who was giving him the 'arched brow'. "What?"
Tetsuya: Only in a million other fics… Moving on…What is your favorite food?
"Anything but Bleu Cheese filled Spaghetti noodles." He shuddered and turned slightly green.
"WHAT?" Jenova's voice boomed out around them. "YOU SAID YOU LOVED THAT, SON!"
"You aren't my mother, Mother!" Sephiroth argued. Everyone cowered in fear. After the argument, they continued.
Tetsuya: What was your most embarrassing moment?
Sephiroth was quiet for a moment before he spoke. "I don't have embarrassing moment because I'm Sephiroth!" All around them, everyone coughed.
Tetsuya: What is your biggest fear?
Sephiroth's eyes went wide. "FIRE! I-I mean, uh…"
Suddenly, there is a flash of blue and yellow as Cloud tackled him. "You're afraid of fire?" he demanded, blue eyes flashing angrily. "FIRE?! If you're so afraid of it, WHY pray tell, did you BURN DOWN my HOME?!"
"I didn't set fire to it! That was Axel! Then I was forced to walk in it!"
"You lie! And why didn't your hair ever get burnt?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
Tetsuya: (growling as he turns in his seat) For the last time, Axel, NO YOU CANNOT BE SEPHIROTH!
Axel runs off to the KH set, crying as Sephiroth manages to get Cloud off him.
Tetsuya: Do you have a best friend?
Sephiroth sat back in his chair, dusting himself off. "Yeah. Zack, I guess…"
Tetsuya: What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?
"When Cloud started mumbling like a retard!" Sephiroth starts to crack up. "Hey, it was funny for me!"
Tetsuya: Who is your favorite Final Fantasy VII character other than you and why?
"Huh…I really don't have one…"
Tetsuya: What is your favorite TV station? Like Nick, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, etc…
"I like the Sephiroth channel! ALL SEPH ALL THE TIME! Disney Channel? Is that how the fan girls track me?" Then they take him out for a little test run.
Scene With Him and Jenova
"I am here. I am here now, Mother. OW!" Sephiroth rubbed his throbbing head as the hanging microphone innocently bounced beside him.
Take 2
"Why? Why did you kill all the townspeople?" Zack demanded.
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
"What the—?"
Take 3
"I am OW! Here BEEP now OW GODDAMN MICROPHONE!" Sephiroth reached up and ripped it from the ceiling before chucking at Zack, who hit it like a baseball with the Buster Sword.
HOME RUN!!
Next Person…
Tetsuya: What is your name?
"Aerith."
Tetsuya: How old are you?
"17."
Tetsuya: Do you have a boyfriend?
"I think it's Zack." Quickly, Aerith stole a glance at Zack, who was standing off to the side with Cloud, laughing.
Tetsuya: What is your favorite food?
Aerith beamed. "Easy! Pork-chop brownies!"
"NO!" Everyone turned to see Zack running off, holding his stomach.
Tetsuya: What is your most embarrassing moment?
Aerith pouted. "The time when I was stabbed. My butt was so high in the air, I just know it!"
Reno popped his head in. "Really? Oh, now I've gotta go watch it!" He then ran off as Aerith turned a deep shade of crimson.
Tetsuya: What is your biggest fear?
Bowing her head, she let out a sniffle. "That Sephiroth will burn my flowers…"
Tetsuya: Do you have a best friend?
"Tifa and Yuffie!"
Tetsuya: What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?
Aerith snorted unladylike. " 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!' "
Tetsuya: Who is your favorite Final Fantasy VII character other than you and why?
"I'm torn between Cloud and Zack. Both are so hot…" Mumbles on and on as her eyes turn into hearts.
Tetsuya: What is your favorite TV station? Like Nick, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, etc…
"I really like MTV!" Aerith smiled, before cocking her head to the side. "Disney Channel? THEY DON'T TELL ME THESE THINGS ANYMORE!" Then came the test run.
Scene in Church w/ Zack
Poor, poor Zack was crying, Aerith sitting behind him. Just as she's about to turn to hug him, Cloud runs on screen.
"Zack! Why are you crying?" Cloud cried, kneeling beside his friend and hugging him.
"HEYY!" Aerith said, putting her hands on her hips. "That's what I'm supposed to do." Feeling cruel and put upon, Aerith shoved Cloud out of the way.
Tetsuya: Uh, guys?
"He's my best friend!" Cloud yelled, pushing back.
"Yeah, well, he likes me!" Aerith grabbed his arms and dug her nails into them.
Wincing slightly, Cloud smirked. "Maybe, but he LOVES me!" he declared, causing Aerith's eyes to flare.
"YOU WISH!"
"No. I know!"
Zack sweatdropped and buried his face.
Tetsuya: Uh, this really isn't…
"Back off Cloud!" Aerith screeched, smacking his face with her braid.
"NO WAY! I WON'T LET YOU STEAL HIM FROM ME!" Cloud answered, kicking her.
After regaining her breath, Aerith answered. "I COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU!"
"Hey, why don't we let him choose?" Cloud questioned. With a nod, they let go of each other.
Aerith was feeling good. "We all know he's going to choose me," she said arrogantly.
"Well?" they asked in unison, turning to Zack, who looked up, violet eyes wide and still wet from his fake tears.
"Uhh… You see, I really don't want to choose…" he answered, laughing nervously. Both grinned and turned triumphant faces to each other.
"SEE!" Cloud declared, puffing out his chest a little. "He chose me! ME!"
"Cloud, I didn't—"
"Are you dreaming again, Cloud?" Aerith questioned. "He just said: I love Aerith and not Cloud! Are you deaf?"
Cloud jumped to his feet, as did Aerith. "Okay, it's onnnnnnnn!" he yelled, pointing his finger at Aerith. "Zack will be mine!"
"MINE!" argued Aerith.
"Mine x infinity!"
"Mine x infinity and beyond!" Aerith smiled smugly. "OHHHH WHAT NOW?"
Tetsuya: STOP! Okay. Cloud, Aerith... STOP FIGHTING AND STICK TO THE SCRIPT! Or I might have to fire you.
Zack sighed, relieved. "Thank you, Tetsuya."
BlueFox: (pops on) Besides, we all know that Zack likes me best.
The three turned to the authoress. "WHAT?!"
Tetsuya: Cut. Just, cut.
Next person…
Tetsuya: What is your name?
"Cloud."
Tetsuya: How old are you?
"16!"
Tetsuya: Do you have a girlfriend?
"I think it's Tifa…? I want it to be Tifa…" Cloud put his head down in slight shame.
Tetsuya: What is your favorite food?
"SUSHI!"
Tetsuya: What was your most embarrassing moment?
"The time when all I could do was talk like a retard…both times, actually. And the time fangirls got my phone number…"
-FLASHBACK-
Opening his cell phone on his motorcycle, Cloud listened to the messages. "You have 1,025,654,534,567 messages." O.O "First message: omg Cloud its you yur hott can you come to mi house itd be gr8t I lurve u ok gotta go by and tell Vincent that hes hott too and kaddy too mmkay all right you rock my sox!" Beep.
"…" Cloud stared over the endlesss desert with Edge in the distance. "Fangirls got my number…" he murmured. "…BEEP."
-END FLASHBACK-
Cloud shuddered.
Tetsuya: What is your biggest fear?
"Porcelain Dolls, Clowns, Dummies, and puppets! I can't trust things with wide eyes and painted on smiles and rosy cheeks!" He shuddered again.
Tetsuya: Do you have a best friend?
Cloud pumped his fist into the air. "Zack! YAY!"
Tetsuya: What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?
"I have this inside joke about salad forks…"
Tetsuya: I don't want to know. Who is your favorite Final Fantasy VII character other than you and why?
Cloud took in a deep breath. "Pew… I like all of the ones who don't intentionally swear."
Tetsuya: What is your favorite TV station? Like Nick, Cartoon Network, Etc…
"Last Order and Advent Children. Whatever channel that shows that stuff is my favorite!"
Test run time…
Scene With Zack About Hometowns
"Where are you from?" Cloud asked.
"Oh me? I'm from Gongaga," Zack declared. There was silence.
"Zack, I am not a baby."
Take 2
"I'm from Gongaga."
"Why?"
"Huh?" That's not in the script, thought Zack. "What do you mean, 'why?' "
"Why?"
"Because pigs can't fly!"
"Why?"
Zack grinned. "Because I am the best FF fighter ever!"
"Why?"
"Because Zack is hott!" Zack nodded. "W00T W00T I am the man!!"
Cloud started to stifle down his laughs, only letting a small grin get by. "Why?"
Zack could feel his anger bubbling at the continuous question. "I don't know why, kid," he answered. "I'm just hott, okay?"
"Why?"
"I know you're jealous of me, but—"
"Why?"
"Can you stop?"
"Why?"
"Ugh, shut UP already!"
"Why?"
"AGHHHHHHHHHH!!" Zack began to swear like a sailor and stomped off to his trailer.
Cloud grinned and pumped his fist in the air. "YES! I win Squall! He lasted wayyyy longer without swearing than Zell did in your game! That's 1000 gil!"
Off-screen, you hear Squall. "Aww man…"
Take 3
"They don't mean anything," they said in unison, then began to laugh. And then Cloud snorted and the whole really hard laughing began, and then Zack snorted milk out of his nose.
Tetsuya: Cut! Zack, I TOLD you not to drink milk before this scene.
Zack shrugged.
Next person…
Tetsuya: What is your name?
"Genesis!" (Oh GOD…)
Tetsuya: How old are you?
Genesis sweatdropped. "Do you have a death wish?" he asked gravely.
Tetsuya: Do you have a girlfriend?
"I don't think so…"
Tetsuya: That's sucks. What's your favorite food?
"CHOCOLATE!! And chicken wings!" Licking his lips, Genesis eyed his wing with ravenous hunger.
Tetsuya: What is your most embarrassing moment?
Genesis rubbed the back of his head nervously. "Probably when my battle with the dryer was caught on tape."
Somewhere off screen, Cloud screamed, "STUPID LAWN GNOMES! You will all perish! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then, a leaf blower roared to life.
Tetsuya: What is your biggest fear?
Genesis shuddered. "My fangirls! They scare me! Especially that drakan101 one who likes to glomp me!" His eyes went wide.
Tetsuya: Do you have a best friend?
"YES! WINNIE THE POOH! I LOVE YOU!"
Tetsuya: What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
Tetsuya: Why do I get the feeling that's going to be a running joke? Who is your favorite Final Fantasy VII character other than you and why?
"Probably Vincent. For no particular reason."
Tetsuya: What is your favorite TV station? Like Nick, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, etc…
"I don't have time for TV!" Genesis started to get up, then stopped. "Wait, Disney Channel? THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN STATION! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT MY OWN STATION!" Genesis began to stomp his feet and bawl.
Number 2: Final Fantasy VII Interviews
Name? Yuffie!
Have you ever met a platypus named Perry? Um…I've never been on Phineas and Ferb.
Where did you get those coconuts? I didn't steal them if that's what you're thinking! I SWEAR! (looks around nervously)
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? WHAT?
Are you or have you ever been a fish? No! Being underwater makes me queasy.
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? YEAH! FUNKYMONKEYFUNKYMONKEYFUNKYMONKEYBEEPMONKEY…CRAP! I SAID BEEP MONKEY!
What do you do with a brass monkey? RUN! RUN AWAY!
Are you color blind? Do I look like a dog? … DON'T ANSWER THAT!
Do you like ducks? WHO TOLD YOU!
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? NO! I am perfectly capable! (attempts to take off her sock and fails)
Why is grass green? Um…because it feels like it?
Why is crack whack? Because the commercial said so!
Are you the greatest? I am the Greatest Ninja ever, if that's what you mean!
Are you part squirrel? No, but my mom's part French and that's just as bad! (Sorry, but the French don't shave their armpits!)
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? OREOS! OREOS!
Quick! Think of a number! FIVE!
Why is Sephiroth's hair gray? I think he's an old man! HIS SKIN IS PALE AND HE HAS GRAY HAIR!
What's your middle name? Um…………….I really don't feel comfortable saying that my middle name is Leslie…CRAP! (slaps hand over mouth)
Next person…
Name: Vincent.
Have you ever met a platypus named Perry? What the--
Where did you get those coconuts? My fan girls.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? No.
Are you or have you ever been a fish? No, at least I don't recall.
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? Yes, but I won't.
What do you do with a brass monkey? Scare Yuffie…Ha…she hates them.
Are you color blind? No, why do you ask?
Do you like ducks? Ducks are gay…
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? Can my mom make me look this good? (flashes a rare sparkling smile)
Why is grass green? Would it look good if it were any other color?
Why is crack whack? Because you can't look hot while on crack!
Are you the greatest? HELL YEAH!
Are you part squirrel? (sweatdrop) O.o
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? Neither.
Quick! Think of a number! ONE!
Why is Sephiroth's hair gray? It isn't gray! It's silver! SILVER!
What's your middle name? Oh, that's easy. (Puts hand over mouth and mumbles)
Next person…
Name: Aeris.
Have you ever met a platypus named Perry? I've never seen a platypus.
Where did you get those coconuts? They fall whenever Cloud runs into a tree.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? No, why? Are you?
Are you or have you ever been a fish? Um…no?
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? I've never really tried.
What do you do with a brass monkey? Put it in my room with all of my other, richy girl items that I'll never use.
Are you color blind? NO. Then, how could I tell if my clothes match?
Do you like ducks? I've never really thought about that.
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? Why would you think that?
Why is grass green? Well… (Insert science fact here)
Why is crack whack? Because drugs are bad! (A halo appears above her head)
Are you the greatest? No.
Are you part squirrel? Is this a trick question?
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? Oreos and peanut butter!
Quick! Think of a number! THREE!
Why is Sephiroth's hair gray? Why are you asking me?
What's your middle name? (Insert some nice, angelic name here)
Next person…
Name: Reno.
Have you ever met a platypus named Perry? YES! HE WILL HELP ME GET A BETTER PART! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Where did you get those coconuts? What coconuts?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Hojo thinks so, yo.
Are you or have you ever been a fish? No, why? DO I SMELL! (smells his armpits)
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? Will it help me get a better part?
What do you do with a brass monkey? Is it an evil brass monkey?
Are you color blind? NO!
Do you like ducks? NO! Wait…ducks right? Does Elena count?
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? No. Why are you asking that? (nervous chuckle)
Why is grass green? HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, YO!
Why is crack whack? Who said that? (snuffs some)
Are you the greatest? I am! But will anyone realize that?
Are you part squirrel? No! I wish…Tetsuya likes squirrels! That squirrel could get a part!
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? Both.
Quick! Think of a number! 10!
Why is Sephiroth's hair gray? Because he likes to be all cool and be leader and… (Rambles on about how Sephiroth thinks he's better)
What's your middle name?
Um…would you believe me if I told you it was FerdinandMarcusSnoopy?
Next person…
Name: Cloud.
Have you ever met a platypus named Perry? He lives in my closet.
Where did you get those coconuts? (suspiciously) Does it matter? I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? YOU FINALLY AGREE!
Are you or have you ever been a fish? Nope.
Can you say Funky Monkey 10 times fast? YEAH! I'M SKILLED!
What do you do with a brass monkey? Add it to my collection…I MEAN UHHHH…
Are you color blind? No, I'm not a dog.
Do you like ducks? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Did your mom pick out your outfit this morning? Um…no?
Why is grass green? Because I said so!
Why is crack whack? SUGAR IS BETTER!
Are you the greatest? Nope, Zack is!
Are you part squirrel? I WISH!
Peanut Butter and Jelly or Oreos? OREOS!
Quick! Think of a number! Q!
Why is Sephiroth's hair gray? It's silver…and because it looks cool!
What's your middle name?
Err…
Number Three: Advent Children Interviews
Tetsuya: Okay, trying out for the part of Kadaj is…Wakka from X?
Everyone else: O.o
"Yeah mon!" Wakka reached up to the sky. "Mother, mon, that you, ya?"
Tetsuya: Next!
Toshiro from Bleach walked in. "Uh…I'm trying out for the part of… Seph…Sephy…that one guy with the long hair."
Tetsuya: Sephiroth?
"Yeah!"
BlueFox: Did you drag him here, MakruTree?
MakruTree: No…
Tetsuya: You're too short. Next!
As Toshiro gets up to leave, MakruTree glomps him.
MakruTree: Stay here with me!!
Tifa ran in. "I want to try out for the part of Tifa!" she said, trying to catch her breath.
Tetsuya: (sarcastically) No!
"Look at you, you think you've got it so damn hard?" Tifa began.
Tetsuya: Um…I don't know…
Right then, a fat guys dressed up as Tifa walked in. Tetsuya looked at Tifa.
Tetsuya: YOU'VE GOT THE PART TIFA!
"COOL!" Tifa skipped away. Right then, Cloud came in.
"What about Tifa?" he asked.
Suddenly, a man in white and purple with long red hair in a ponytail came in.
Tetsuya: Kenshin! FOR THE LAST TIME, NO! YOU CAN'T BE RENO!
Kenshin looked ready to bawl, and he ran away.
-SPECIAL BLOOPERS-
Final Battles from FFVII
Cloud looked around and saw the vortex of green below him. "HOLY BEEP! Huh?"
Tifa whispered to him, "BlueFox censors out anyone who isn't Barret or Cid in this fic, to keep it PG-13."
Cloud laughed nervously. "Oh…right."
Take 2
Yuffie, Vincent, and Cloud, on the highest step, turned to each other and nodded. Before Cloud could continue down, BlueFox walks onstage.
BlueFox: Hey, just wondering, how can you guys understand each other with nods? It's like me wanting to say: 'Cloud, wanna make out?' And then if I just nod to him, if he nods back and I jump him, it's not my fault! So how do you communicate?
O.O was the precious expression on Cloud face as he dove under Vincent's cape for protection.
Take 3
Cloud began the fight with Sephiroth in the black abyss. Instead of using Omnislash, he let Sephiroth hit him. Before he could attack back, he fell to his knees. "MY SPLEEN!"
Tetsuya: Cut! Cloud, where does it hurt?
Cloud pointed to his head.
Tetsuya: Uh, Cloud... that's not your spleen.
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THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING! Random and strange, huh? Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, because I REALLY did! See you guys next chapter!
Any requests? Ideas? Feedback? Next chapter is the top ten Sephiroth bloopers, so be ready!