Here is Naraku!! STILL NOT MINE!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Whispers could be heard over the dance music in the club.
"Naraku, can we please leave! Pepole are staring!"
"Shut up!"
"Ok you don't have to be mean about it!"
"We leave when I'm done here."
"What are you doing anyways?"
"I have a propositoin on that sword."
"Not that again! We'll just end up in jail again!"
"After the bank robbery! If the cops find us we're more than just back in prison cells. We'll be dead!"
"That's nice! This was your idea in the first place! Lets break out of jail, real smooth!"
"Shut up wench! Do you want to go back!"
"Kagome!? Kagome?!"
"Shit! Naraku! It's Inuyasha! If he finds out that you killed his brother we're both dead!"
"Kagome there you a... But as he approached the woman he noticed that she was not Kagome. It was Kikyo!
"What are you doing out of jail!?"
"I'm free."
"Not you bitch! Naraku! You have a life setence on your head! Why are you out with the commoners instead of the demonic assholes?"
"Awww I can tell how much I've been missed!"
"Shut up you idiotic bafoon!"
"Still a monkey then am I? I suppose Shiro still takes me for one too then?"
"No, Because he now thinks of you as an ass like me!"
"Inuyasha there you a...Oh no! Shiro? Shiro?"
"Did you bring your whole family to a club to find out where their mommy worked before you started a family?"
"Shut up! Kagome is a beautiful wife!"
"Then why the strip club?"
"You moron! Her cousin works here! She needed a lift after her husband hit her."
"Oh so it does run in the family?"
"What does ass?"
"The whole whore buisness."
"I told you to stop calling my wife a whore!"
"Inuyasha." Kagome placed a hand on his shoulder. "We don't need court right now."
"Okay."
"Let's leave the ass and his bitch be."
"Sure." They picked up Shiro and made sure that as they bumped into the perfect criminal cupole that he never touched any part of the two of them. "Why is he out of jail!?"
"I don't know, but we will find out."