Final Fantasy VII: Bloopers
Intro: Okay! I thought up some crazy ideas for Karaoke bloopers today, and to all of you who actually sent in what songs should be sung, and who should sing them, I'm really sorry, but I could only do one, and that was Aerith's. So…maybe I'll have them sing those songs for a finale during the 'Thanks to the Reviewers' thing in the last chapter, AFTER the party.
Okay, and from now on, there will be guest appearances from both FF8 AND FF6!
And a little warning, I've been watching a lot of Disney movies lately, and playing too much Kingdom Hearts…
And you guys remember when they were talking about being on a plane? Well, as promised, here's the explanation!! (Remember that Aerith's still PMS-ing in that one) And following that is the 3rd Montage! So I guess I've gotta give you the answers, huh?
Scene 1: When Cloud is going to pour the water on Denzel's head. (yeah, it really is shaped like a heart)
Scene 2: Crazy Motorcycle game AKA before fighting Motorball after escaping Shinra HQ
Scene 3: After Loz and Tifa's fight in AC, when Marlene throws the materia at Loz. Special Guest appearance: Aerith.
Scene 4: Final fight in AC, the buildings getting stuck on Masamune and Cloud is flung off with them
Scene 5: Scene when the water erupts from the ground in AC, and Cloud's Geostigma gets healed
Scene 6: Sephiroth's leave in AC ending early.
Stupid Document Manager wants part of this chapter to be Centered. I tried to change it, but...
Okay, that should be it. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own this sandwich. (points at turkey sandwich before stuffing it in mouth)
Currently Listening to: Random video game music. Mostly FFVII, though.
Chapter Fifteen
Karaoke!
-Cloud Singing 'Under the Sea'-
"Darlin' it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from meeeeee!" Cloud spread his arms wide open.
"My ears are bleeding!" Celes cried, running around, holding her ears.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING! YOU SUCK AT SINGING!" Cloud yelled, throwing a banana at Celes. But since it was curved like a boomerang almost, it obeyed those stupid laws of physics (or whatever laws pertain to a boomerang always coming back to you) and smacked Cloud in the face, splattering its fruity insides all over him.
Tetsuya: CUT!
BlueFox: No fighting unless my Cloud plushie can get in on the action!
The Cloud plushie unsheathed a plushie Buster Sword and growled.
"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!" Cloud shrieked, sweatdropping.
Tetsuya: Cloud you can't sweatdrop, this isn't Last Order!
"BITE ME!" he yelled, before sweatdropping all over the place.
Take 2
"Darlin' it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from this beeeeeee!" Cloud then let loose a swarm of bees on Celes.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celes ran away.
Tetsuya: Forget this! NONE OF YOU CAN SING! I'm going to get a bagel...
-Scene at End of AC-
"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.
"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me their mother lately?" Aerith questioned.
"You have…PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS! Itty bitty living space!"
Tetsuya: CUT!
Take 2
"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.
"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me—"
"A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW! BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE--Sorry…" Zack bowed his head.
Take 3
"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.
"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me—"
"A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW! BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE—"
"More like, but when I'm way off-key…" Aerith mumbled.
Zack looked at her. "What was that?"
"Nothing…"
Take 4
"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.
"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me—"
"A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW! BUT WHEN I'M WAAAAAAY--OW!" Zack rubbed his head where Aerith smacked him with Princess Guard. "HEY!"
-Scene w/ Cloud and Aerith in Church-
"Oh…a jack of all trades." Aerith looked down at her blooming flowers.
"Yeah, I do whatever's needed," Cloud answered, but Aerith began giggling. "What's so funny? What are you laughing at?"
"Sorry……I just… It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small small world after all!"
Tetsuya: CUT!
BlueFox: Now that song's gonna be stuck in my head all day…
Take 2
"Sorry……I just… Masquerade! Paper faces on parade! Masquerade!"
Tetsuya: Aerith! This isn't a musical! Now, STOP IT!
-Behind the Scenes!-
"It will take them ages to find everyone. And besides, they remain blissfully unaware of our other plan." Genesis smiled.
"Yes," Seifer smiled as well. "The muffins!"
Squall and Cloud glared at BlueFox, who laughed hesitantly.
BlueFox: Sorry guys.
Take 2
"They're still blissfully unaware of our other plan." Genesis smiled.
"Yes," Seifer smiled as well. "The girls!"
Genesis waved offhandedly. "No, not that…" He stepped out of the shadows to reveal a very familiar looking woman in a yellow dress.
"AHHHHHH! IT'S THE ULTIMATE GOOD!" Kefka got up and ran away.
"THAT'S RIGHT!" Genesis called after him. " Because…it's… SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS! LALALALALALA!"
-Battle Between Cloud and Seph, KH2-
"Stop!" shouted Sephiroth, jumping into the air.
"You can fly!" called Tifa, only just realizing it.
"He can fly! He can fly!" Sora, Donald, and Goofy started to sing.
Tetsuya: Oi vey…
-Kadaj Singing Numb-
"I've become so tired, so much more aware," Kadaj sang as he waited for Cloud to show up on his motorcycle (this is at the end, BTW). "I'm becoming this, all I want to do, is be more like me and be less like-what the hell?" He watched Cloud come in on a chocobo.
"YEEHAW!" Cloud yelled, before crashing into the building below Kadaj. There was a rumbling, before it all collapsed and Kadaj was buried.
Tetsuya: CUT!
BlueFox: KADDY! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
-Yuffie at the End of AC-
Cloud's speeding along on his motorcycle as he passes by a field of yellow flowers (or weeds, if you prefer). Aerith hears his motorcycle and she turns as he appears in her line of sight.
A few yards away from Aerith, hanging down from a tree, is Yuffie, with a microphone to her lips. "When you walk away you don't hear me say, 'Please, Cloud just jump into the meadow. Stupid and queer is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let this go.'
Tetsuya: YUFFIE!…
-A Very Familiar Song-
Yazoo was polishing Cloud's bike, secretly because he wanted his Big Brother to like him more than Kadaj (now we all know why it's so shiny in AC while theirs are not). When he was done, he noticed his reflection on Fenrir.
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
Take 2
Genesis poked his head out onstage. "Doesn't look like she's here... What're you so afraid of BlueFox for, man?"
Zack shuddered. "She's just scary, beyond any form of reason. And I have heard that I'm her favorite character."
"And that's bad?" Genesis asked.
"SHE TORTURES FAVORITES!" Zack's eyes got really, really big.
"What torture?" Genesis seemed really confused.
"You have no idea! Slapstick situations! Insane slash threats! Bizarre musical frenzies! She'll stop at nothing to get her will!" Zack began to rock back and forth as BlueFox walked in.
BlueFox: Hi, Zacky!
Zack squeaked and unsuccessfully tried to hide behind Genesis.
"You are such a weenie," Genesis told him.
"Just wait until she inflicts some horrible torture on you!" Zack declared. "And she'll do it!"
BlueFox: Zack? You okay?
Zack stepped out from behind Genesis, grinning goofily. "I'm just fine, oh mighty one."
Genesis rolled his eyes, and BlueFox noticed this. She put her hands on her hips.
BlueFox: Genesis, you're my number four favorite. I'll let you have some chocolate if you're good.
Genesis slowly turned his head and looked at her. "…I'm number 4?"
BlueFox: Yep.
"Who's 3, 2, and 1?" Genesis asked, a vein popping out on his forehead.
BlueFox: 3: Squall. 2: Cloud. 1: Zack.
Genesis' anger flared. "SQUALL'S HIGHER UP THAN ME?!" he yelled. "THAT BACKSTABBING BASTARD! YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR CHOCOLATE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
BlueFox: Oh, really?
"YEAH!"
Zack sweatdropped. "Genesis, I don't think you should…"
Too late. BlueFox snaps her fingers and Genesis gets a very strange, effeminate look on his face. Zack backs away in horror as Genesis begins to skip around the stage like a ballerina.
"I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and bright! And I pity any guy who isn't me tonight!"
Zack gets over his horror and starts to chuckle. Squall, Locke, and Cloud come on stage and start laughing as well. (BTW, Locke's my number 5, then Seph comes in at six)
"I feel charming! Oh, so charming! It's alarming how charming I feel! And so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real! See the pretty boy in the mirror there? Who can that attractive guy be? Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress, such a pretty smile, such a pretty ME!"
"Dress?" Cloud scratched his head.
Locke sidled up to him and whispered, "I think he's played the Wall Market level a bit too much."
"Oh…" Cloud nodded.
Zack's now rolling on the floor in laughter and Squall is taking pictures.
"I feel stunning, and entrancing! Feel like running and dancing for joy! For I'm loved a pretty wonderful b…"
BlueFox: (snaps her fingers) Okay, that's enough for now.
Genesis whirled around and glared at BlueFox. "Why I oughta…!"
BlueFox: (ominously) You oughta what?
Just in time, Genesis realized his peril. "I forget. Can I have my chocolate now?" BlueFox smirks as he turned to the others. Squall hides the video camera. "What're you guys laughing about?"
"Nuttin," Locke told him and began to whistle.
"Nothing whatsoever," Cloud agreed.
Zack leaned over toward Squall. "How many did you get?"
Squall smirked. "I got a whole roll."
Zack smiled evilly. "Bwahahahaha… Let's sell them to the New York Times. Make mucha moola!" They both snuck away.
-Heavy Metal-
Lately, he had been really angry and was always complaining about a splitting headache.
"You should take some aspirin, Cloud!" Tifa suggested.
"Go to the doctor, spiky!" Barret said.
"Take a rest!" Marlene told him.
Cloud shook his head wearily. Aspirin would help for a little while but he really didn't want to add an addiction to his already endless list of problems. If he went to a doctor, he would be diagnosed as a mental case!
And sleep, well that just made it worse.
"I need some air!" Cloud said, heading to the door.
"Is it Sephiroth?" Tifa asked, worriedly. At that Cloud froze, his face contorted into a grimace of pain than without warning he bolted for the door leaving Tifa, Barret and Marlene to stare at his dust.
Outside, Cloud dropped to his knees. Inside his head, metal music was roaring away, kicking up quite a riot. Standing, he gripped his head and staggered off eventually coming across Vincent and Yuffie.
"Hi, Cloud!" Yuffie chimed at the sight of him.
Vincent started to grumble something inaudible making Yuffie poke him very hard in his ribs.
"Cloud, you don't look well!" Yuffie said.
"I'm fine!"
Vincent started to laugh.
"You're not fine. You look like you've been subjected to merciless torture."
Cloud merely grimaced at that.
"Maybe I can help…" Vincent continued. "Would you like me to suck your blood?"
Yuffie stared at Vincent in shock as did Cloud.
"But I thought-" Yuffie began.
"Stay away from me, FREAK!!" Cloud yelled and then keeled over onto the floor.
"OH MY GOD!!" Yuffie screamed. "CLOUD'S DEAD!!"
"He's not dead. He's merely unconscious," Vincent stated matter-of-factly, all the while staring intently at Yuffie's neck.
"OH MY GOD! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!" Yuffie yelled, running off with Vincent in hot pursuit.
Cloud gingerly got up. He was sweating profusely and he kept wincing in pain. A drum-kit was currently going mad in his head. Each beat causing him intense pain. Then it was replaced with some rather peaceful (in comparison) music. Cloud breathed a sigh of relief. Maybe this madness will end! he thought.
For a while now, Cloud had been subjected to this racket of metal music in his head, which was pushing ever closer to the edge. And this wasn't just any music. No it was the worse kind.
And to re-iterate his fears, very familiar voices started in his head which filled him with dread (Rhyme +5) and anticipation to what would come next.
SEPHIROTH! SEPHIROTH!
And as if on cue, none other than Sephiroth appeared in front of Cloud.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"Well, it's nice to see you too, Cloud!" Sephiroth greeted. "I hope you're enjoying my little gift!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Cloud cried as he realized that he was the one responsible for his last few months of torture.
SEPHIROTH! SEPHIROTH!
"Yes, Cloud!" Sephiroth said, nonchalantly. "My heavy metal theme tune. Do you like it?"
Cloud tried to cover his ears and yelled to try and block out that hideous noise. But the Metal Version of One-Winged Angel continued unhindered, bursting billions of Cloud's brain cells in the process.
Sephiroth watched this whole process and was enjoying it immensely.
"And now for the Grand Finale," Sephiroth boomed as he spread his one wing and rose into the air. Inside Cloud's head the music was finally drawing to a close. He suddenly became aware of a hot sensation spreading through his body and upon looking at his hands, noted that he was glowing red.
Then the final SEPHIROTH! came and………………………
BOOM!
Cloud spontaneously combusted.
"MUWAHAHAHA!!" Sephiroth laughed as he disappeared into the night.
(A/N: I know, I know…that last one was random…)
-Aerith and Punk Rock-
The guitar sounded and Aerith took a deep breath before she began. "Don't wanna be an American Idiot/don't want a nation under the new media/and can you hear the sounds of hysteria/the subliminal mind f-- America—"
Suddenly, Marlene gasped, rudely interrupting the song. "OH! THE FLOWER GIRL SAID A BAD WORD! SHE'S GOTTA GO IN THE CORNER!!"
BlueFox: (walking on and grabbing Aerith's braid) Come on, you. That's very bad.
"But wait! That's part of the song!" Aerith wailed, struggling.
BlueFox: You of all people, can't swear, UNLESS you're PMSing, which then it's excused. But you aren't now.
"Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-But!" the flower girl stuttered as BlueFox pushed her into the corner. "I've never been sent into the corner in my life!"
BlueFox: Consider this a first, then. (walks away)
Aerith burst into tears.
-SPECIAL BLOOPERS-
-The Plane Blooper-
It was just an ordinary day for the FFVII characters and their friends… except for the fact that they were leaving for the airport in an hour to catch a plane to Spira.
"SQUALL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEP PACKED YET! CLOUD, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE BATHROOM! IT DOESN'T TAKE FIVE BEEP HOURS TO BEEP SPRAY YOUR HAIR! AND LEON, GET OFF THAT DAMN COMPUTER AND PACK YOUR BACKBACK!" screamed an irate Aerith.
"She's in rare form today," Seifer commented. He had, of course, been packed and ready to go the night before.
"She should try out for opera, or something. I mean, with lungs like those…" Zack had also been packed the night before. The others, however had not been quite so prepared.
"Has any one seen my game boy?" called Sora.
"Where's my kunai?" Yuffie wailed.
"I can't find my pink bunny slippers!" Sephiroth yelled.
"Forget your slippers, I can't find my sword!" said Cloud, who was using a snow shovel to move the heaps of trash and dirty clothes that was his room.
"When did you last clean that room of yours?" Aerith asked.
"No idea," Cloud replied, still shoveling.
"Hey guys, want to pitch in and help me buy Dance Dance Revolution?" Leon called from the computer. "I found a guy from Hong Kong on E-Bay who has it for 50 cents!"
"Not the time, Leon."
"YOU'RE STILL ON THE BEEP COMPUTER!"
"There's my slippers!" Sephiroth exclaimed, reaching into one of the piles (at extreme risk to his health) and extracting a pair of fluffy pink slippers. He glanced around at Aerith, who was screaming at Cloud. "Um, I think I'll go eat some breakfast."
"I think I'll come too." All sane people ran out of the room at top speed.
10 minutes later:
"Can't believe him…" Aerith was muttering to herself as she stomped down the stairs.
"Hey there, Aerith!" It was Cid, lugging his suitcase behind him.
"What…is…in…your...suitcase…Cid?"
"Uh, nothing," the pilot muttered, trying to stuff what looked suspiciously like a doll's arm back into his suitcase.
"Let me see, NOW."
Cid, grumbling, opened his suitcase. Out tumbled about 50 Voodoo dolls, and no clothes. "But, Aerith, I need them!"
"NO. Go re-pack, and then I'll check. And pack CLOTHES!"
Cid stomped back up the stairs as Aerith stomped down. The spectacle in the kitchen did not help her mood. For one thing, Roxas and Riku were beside the table fighting over the last strip of bacon. Sephiroth was in a pink apron with a Hello Kitty on the front, and (gasp) cooking pancakes, and as she watched he flipped them up, parried an attack by Cloud (who had found his sword) and speared all of the pancakes on Masamune and calmly deposited them on a plate, amid much applause.
"When's the last time you cleaned that thing, just out of curiosity!" Aerith asked, twitching slightly.
"Good point," he took out a dirty rag and wiped it off. "There, it's so clean I can see myself in it." He smirked into blade. The rest of them were looking rather sick. Genesis pushed away his plate of pancakes.
"We need to leave. We have to be at the airport in thirty minutes," Seifer said hastily.
"Alright, let's go!" Sora yelled.
"I'm driving!" Zack yelled before Cloud could.
At the airport:
"Okay guys we got everything?" Yuffie asked.
"I think so. Hey, where are the tickets!" Sora asked, checking his bag.
"You idiot! You left the tickets!" Zack said in disbelief.
"No problem, guys. I'll fly back and get them," Genesis said, and with that he flew out a window and away.
At the villa:
"Let's see, where would they be?" Genesis said, entering Sora's room and looking around.
"Ah-ha! Here they are!" Genesis said triumphantly picking them up from the dresser.
As he headed back she stepped on one of the floorboards by the door. It squeaked.
"What in the world?" Genesis said, examining the board.
"Hey, it's loose. I wonder…" he trailed off, pulling the board up to reveal a huge stash consisting of bags of dark, white, and milk chocolates.
"So that's were they hid my stash," Genesis said happily grabbing the chocolates and stuffing it into his magenta coat and flying back to the airport.
At the Airport:
"Where is he?" Aerith asked.
"Right here," Genesis said appearing behind them.
"How did your coat get so big?" Zack asked him.
"Um…Gas," Genesis replied. Every one stayed well away from him after that.
"Well let's board already," Sora said, taking the tickets from Genesis and getting in line.
On the Plane:
"Okay, let's go find the seats," Zack said walking up the aisle towards the back.
"Here we go. Okay, Sora and Roxas you can sit in these seats. Genesis and Zack can sit in front of you. Squall, Cid, Seifer, and Yuffie, you guys can sit in the center row. Sephiroth, Cloud, Leon, and I will sit behind you," Aerith said as every one went to their proper places.
"Please remain seated until we have taken off," the flight attendant said over the intercom.
"Okay, time to play my PSP," Zack said groping in his backpack and pulling out a silver PSP with the Advent Children logo on it.
Making sure Zack was busy with the PSP, Genesis took a five-pound bag of dark chocolate and poured it's contents into his mouth…
BlueFox: Dun dun duuuun…. Our first Cliffie! (with cast on arm)
Fang: Yay! (with black eye)
Aerith stared at them, her eye twitching slightly. "First you start a brawl, then you give him sugar…WHAT KIND OF DUMBASSES ARE YOU TWO!"
Everyone else cowered behind a couch.
"Besides…" she continued. "THIS STORY DOESN'T CALL FOR CLIFFHANGERS! It just doesn't fit! So CONTINUE!"
BlueFox: Meep… O-Okay…
…and gulped down the contents.
"Hey, what are you eating, Genesis?" Sora asked, leaning over the seat to look at him.
"Noffink." Genesis's mouth was crammed full. Roxas looked over, too, and spotted the chocolates.
"Uh, Sora?"
"Yeah?"
"Those tickets were in our room, right?"
"Yeah, why?"
"This is going to be a long trip." Genesis began getting a crazy sort of look in his eyes, and he began bouncing in his seat.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop…" Armageddon Child, who had somehow gotten a summer job as a flight attendant, said.
"COCOCOCOCO!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. (think like Coco from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
"SIR, please stop…"
"COCOCOCOCOCO!"
"SIR, stop…"
"CCCCCCOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOO!"
"SIR SHUT UP."
"CCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOO!"
"SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!" Then, with amazing strength, AC lifted Genesis over her shoulder, carried him over to the lavatory, tossed him in and slammed the door.
"Did you know him?" she asked Zack, her once perfect hair falling out of its bun.
Zack's brows furrowed as he didn't look up from his game. "Know who?"
"Never mind." She walked off.
"I guess we'll have to bail him out again," Seifer said, shaking his head.
"We don't need to…" Sephiroth said with a smirk, but he quickly waved his hands and said, "Just kidding, just kidding," when Aerith gave him her "death glare".
"Hey, let me out!" Genesis screamed from the bathroom. Zack still hadn't looked up from his game.
"What are you doing with those, Cid! I told you to leave the BEEP things behind!" Aerith yelled, as she noticed Cid playing with his voodoo dolls.
"I'm not doing anything. Besides there was plenty of room in my suitcase for them."
"Really," Aerith said skeptically.
"Yep. I mean who needs all those clothes, anyway?"
"How many outfits did you bring?" Aerith asked through gritted teeth.
"One." Aerith's eye was twitching spasmodically.
"Which…one …was…that…?"
"The one I'm wearing."
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE ONE YOU'RE WEARING?"
"Ma'am. Please be quiet." AC was back.
"Just what I said…I only brought one outfit. It's not like I need to change everyday."
"I CAN'T BEEP BELIEVE YOU!"
"MA'AM! SHUT UP OR I'LL PUT YOU IN THE BATHROOM LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!"
"LETMEOUTLETMEOUT!" Genesis yelled.
"I WILL NOT SHUT UP!"
And so, Aerith became the occupant of the lavatory across from Genesis…
"And we will now begin our feature presentation for this flight…The Lizzie McGuire Movie," came the pilot's voice over the speakers.
"The Lizzie McGuire Movie? What the hell that?" Sephiroth asked.
"Dunno," Cloud said gazing up at the screen but soon wishing he hadn't.
Five minutes later:
"AHHHH MAKE IT STOPPPPP!" Cloud yelled jumping out of his seat and running towards the TV screen but was stopped by AC.
"Sir please sit down."
"NOOOO I'm gonna destroy that piece of elephant shit!"
"SIR!" With that she picked her up and soon joined Genesis in the bathroom.
"YOU MOTHER BEEP! Attendant, wait till I'm out of here!" he yelled.
"LEMEOUTLEMEOUTLEMEOUT!" Genesis yelled.
After that AC started to serve drinks.
"Hehehe." Cid chuckled as she took a voodoo doll that looked exactly like AC and as she served Sephiroth, he took a needle and poked the doll's butt.
"Ouch, sir!"
"What!" Sephiroth said as AC smacked him on the face and moved on.
"Hehehe," Cid said poking her again.
"OUCH! STOP IT, SIR!" And again she lifted Sephiroth up and (With difficulty) started hauling him off towards another bathroom. However, here AC's incredible strength gave out, as Sephiroth was struggling a lot. It finally took an angry-looking silver haired teen, wielding a two bladed sword, to knock him out and get him into an empty lavatory.
"Thank you very much, Sir," AC gasped, locking the door.
"Just get me a drink," Kadaj said in a disgruntled voice.
"Kadaj, what are you doing here?" Seifer asked.
"SHH!" Yuffie and three other silver-haired teens in the seats next to Kadaj hissed.
"Oh, hey Sephy-kuns, Yazoo, Loz!" Sora called.
"Quiet! We're watching the movie!" Sephy-kuns told him.
"Yeah!" Yuffie agreed.
"How can you watch shit like that?" Leon asked, making a face.
"This is a masterpiece! How can you call it shit?" Yuffie asked, shocked.
"Kadaj! He's calling Lizzie McGuire shit!" Loz wailed.
"So?"
"Stop him, PLEASE!" Grumbling, the youngest SH brother teen banged Leon on the head. Before he knew what was happening, he was shoved into the lavatory with Sephiroth.
"But what are you doing here, Kadaj?" Zack asked, finally looking up from his PSP on pause.
"Well, we got these invitations to go to the Sphere Theatre in Luca to watch something. So we decided to go, since we had nothing else better to do."
"Cool! We got the same invitations!" said Sora.
"Where are you staying at?"
"One of those really fancy looking hotels," Seifer informed him.
"Okay then, I guess we're stuck with each other."
"Guess so…"
"Your plane will be landing shortly. Can everyone, excluding the crazy people in the bathrooms, please return to their seats," came the pilot's voice. In a half an hour, they had rescued Genesis, Cloud, Leon, and Sephiroth from the airport security, picked up their luggage, and piled onto the bus that would take them to the hotel.
BlueFox: (grumbling)
Cloud: (bandaged up)
Fang: (Hiding behind sofa)
-SPECIAL BLOOPERS 2-
-Montage 3-
The Jewel that Cannot be Stolen
-Radical Dreamers, Chrono Cross
"Why do you have two blue materia linked together?"
"Well, one's an All, and the other's an Added Effect. So it adds the 'All' effect to all of my materia."
"Zack, take them out, that's stupid."
"…I uh, can't."
"Why?"
"I super-glued them in."
I've followed this far in search of
That glimmering light
Clasped in the hands of a child,
Wandering the brink of time.
He was pulled down (once again) onto a chest that was beating it's last. But before anything could be said or done, a grumble roared in his ears and he began to crack up, as the "dying" one said, "Man, am I HUNGRY!"
I have continued searching for you,
Though I know not your name,
Because I wanted to share
This feeling with you.
"Cloud…say something!" Yuffie said.
"…MONKEY BALLS!"
"?"
Time envelopes both love and pain,
Until they fade away.
But I still remember them
And always will.
"You see? Everything's…all right." She turned and SLOWLY began to walk away.
BlueFox: WAIT! Hold up! Cloud, if she's walking so slow, why don't you just run after her?
Cloud tries and trips. "D'OH!"
Though I cannot remember when,
A whisper began echoing
Deep within my heart,
Fainter than drops of evening dew.
"You came crashing down from the roof," Aerith pointed and turned to the SOLDIER sitting at her feet, "you really startled me."
At the same time, said SOLDIER was eyeing her back with a smirk, thinking, Insert Masamune here, then he looked at her stomach, out it comes there.
May this prayer I spin
Weave through the darkness of the frozen stars
And reach the skies above you, so far away.
"All I want…" he turned, grasping the Buster in his hand, "IS A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!"
Tetsuya: What?
BlueFox: CUT!
--
End: And that's the chapter. I really hope you enjoyed it!
The next chapter is both the 4th disc, and the Top 10 Zack AND Cloud bloopers! Cause that was what this was going to be (Cloud's bloopers) but then I changed it, so… YEAH!
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