Disclaimers: I wish FF7 was mine because Cloud and Reno would be all over each other.

Cloud: I wish it was yours too.

Reno: mmhmm. Well said.

Chapter 6: Making Ends Meet

"Yo, this is where I sleep boss, do you mind giving me some privacy," I try to shoo him out.

"Reno, you know this building will eventually be mine, right?" Rufus gives me the who's-superior-talk.

"Damn it all, remember what happened last time you came in? All drunk?" I'm getting damned annoyed.

"Well," he walks closer, "are you saying that I can't roam around freely in my own building," he says as he begins to put his arms behind my back. "Reno… you know how much I want you." I try to resist, but little do I know, for his size, he's quite strong. He pulls me in for a kiss and I can do nothing to fight back. I let him kiss me…mmm.

I kiss him back fiercely and I pull him to bed. "Rufus, I've had it!" I literally rip off his clothes and pants and mouth him with no mercy.

"Nrgh!" Rufus moans, only adding to my ecstatic state. I take my clothes off with haste and without finishing the kiss, begin trailing down his neck and chest with rough kisses. I bite his shoulders and I receive a much loader moan with my name heard. "Take me, Reno, take me." It was just too tempting. Without hesitation, I put his manhood in my mouth. I go up and down on it and I can see Rufus's state of enjoyment. He throws his head back, just like Cloud, and I can hardly ignore that fact that they are so similar. Now, I use my hand too to help him reach orgasm and he, with a final moan, releases his juice into me. I don't swallow it; instead I go up to him and finish off the kiss I started, sharing the taste that I greedily took.

Just when it was about my turn, I hear a knock on the door. I hiss to Rufus, telling him to hide in the bathroom, but he already fell asleep. "Hold on," I yell, hoping that whoever is out there would not just barge in. I quickly put on my clothes, half-assed, and I open the door, leave the room, close the door behind, and say, "what's up, Tseng?"

"Boss, to you," Tseng retorts, "but nonetheless, I have a mission for you."

"This time of day?" I pout, hoping that he'd let me go.

"Night. Reno, this time of night, yes. It's rather important, so I'm sending you."

"Oh great, what is it?"

"I need you to go to Don Corneo. He's been acting a little weird lately. The Shinra needs to keep an eye on him."

"Huh, care to explain?"

"Well, certain 'Shinra-spy' isn't doing his job. He was hired to infiltr-- err-- spy on the AVALANCHE for us, but apparently he has done nothing yet. I need you to go there and tell him the impor-- let me put it this way, go and show him who's the boss." Tseng says, using a language I can understand.

"Okay, so what I do is beat him up, and tell him to do his job?"

"You can put it that way."

"Got it. Tomorow?"

"Tonight."

"Tomorrow?"

"Fine, tomorrow."

"Good bye sir."

"Good bye," Tseng begins to leave, "Oh, whoever you have in there with you, keep it down. I can hear it all the way in my room."

"You wanna know who's in there?"

"No."

"Fine. Bye." I go back in my room and begin gathering my equipment. My EMR, glasses, and my own necklace. First thing in the morning, I'm ready. Oh, and of course, my keys. Like damn these locks are useful. Tseng, Rufus, and the President have access to my room, not to forget Cloud does too.

It only occurred to me during my sleep that maybe Zack was Aeris' special somebody. It hurts to think about it, really.

"Cloud! Cloud! Wake up, sleepy. They're kicking us out." Aeris screams at me, while packing the things we left in this room last night. Man, it looked so much better in the dark. At least then, I didn't notice the cracking walls, the hole in the ceiling, and the wooden floor separating beneath our feets.

We carry our stuff out, and not forgetting my parcel, we head out. A short walk, we head to the materia store, and I give the owner the parcel.

"Is this it? What is it?" Like heck I would know. "Oh, actually don't tell me. I'll find out myself." He crouches down, like he is looking for something, "Thanks for your help. By the way, you look stunning." He is talking about Aeris, no? I turn around and Aeris isn't even in here. Talk about embarassing!

"Uhh, thanks..." To the best of my ability, I use a girly voice. He hands me over a tiara, something to make me look sexier, apparently, the way he puts it. I thank him again… despite my unwillingness to talk and I leave the shop. Only a few steps and Aeris is outside giggling. "What's so funny!"

"Did you see his cheeks go red? I think you're ready for the Don." She grins at me.

"You really think so?"

"Mmhmm… good!" She mimics a commercial. How childish. "Oh wait… What are you wearing underneath… what if he gets into your pants!" She laughs in great enjoyment, while I tell her what I'm really wearing. "That's hardly any good," she says, "and there is only one place to get the sexiest piece of undergarment, and oooh! Talk about makeup!"

"Come on, do we really need to go through this, even the materia shop owner thought I was a girl, ya?"

"Or, he's into girly guys; you never know, really."

"Ok, ok, I get your point."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do!" I practically yell at her.

"Well, let's go then, Ms. Strife."

"… To where?" We head to the very south end of the town, and that was when I finally realize her point.

"Here we are. The Honey Bee Inn." She smiles.

"Do you come here often?" I give her a smirk.

"I bet you come here more often than I do."

"So you do come here!" I laugh wholeheartedly.

"Oh you got me, but let's get to the point." She evasively murmurs. "You're going in alone, just say you're here to meet somebody inside. With your hot looks, I'm sure they'll let you in. If not, you'll just have to do them a favor."

So I do what she tells me but of course, I need to change into my old clothes. I stand there for quite some time, figuring out how to obtain a membership card. It isn't long until I realize that one was carelessly dropped. Pretending that I, the mighty, dropped it, I walk slowly over and pick it up off the floor. And with no time wasted, I walk in.

This place is filthy, although it is somewhat decorative. Filled with others here, I walk casually into one of the five rooms, namely the one marked: &# Room.

"Uhhhh," I hear a voice.

"Who's that!" Something was struggling in the corner… he looks like me. I begin talking to myself.

"Hmm…? You…?"

"What are you doing in a place like this?"

"That's what I want to ask you. Should you be foolin' around here?"

"You think problems will just go away just thinkin' about them?"

And I black out… but the voice continues…

"You can't change anything by just sitting back and looking at it."

"Nrggh… What are you saying?" I say.

"It's started moving."

"… What has?"

"Wake up! Wake up!!"

I wake up and find Reno on top of me.

A/N: Please read and review! You have no idea how reviews make me happy :. And to be honest, I'm actually sorry about this part. In the game, I actually didn't get Cloud picked. I KNOW I'M SORRY. I LOVE CLOUD TOO. But I jsut didn't... so most of the dialogue is made up (that's good no?) And the &# scene is totally remade :) for the good of course.