I think you can figure out which story this comes off!

(Rodney was trying to be humerous while telling this for a while by the way)

Gingerbread Sheppard:

once upon a time there was a woman named Teyla, she loved making cookies and sweet things so one day she decided to make a gingerbread man. Oh yeah! Anyway, she baked him and when he was done she decided to decorate him. She put little buttons on him and gave him eyes, a nose and a mouth. When she was done she named him John, then, she decided to eat him, but he jumped up and yelled

"No, no! Don't eat me!" Then he jumped up and started to run away.

Teyla tried to catch him but he was too fast.

He ran away yelling. "Run, run, run as fast as you can you can't catch me I'm John Sheppard!" He ran straight to the Stargate and jumped through it, not knowing where it would lead. Teyla, rather angry that her gingerbread man had run away, chased him through the Stargate.

He jumped out of the Stargate, in front of a bear, the bear wanted to eat him but John was too smart for that. He jumped over the bear, dialled the Stargate then ran towards it.

As he ran towards it he yelled, "Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm John Sheppard!"

Now, John had Teyla and the bear chasing him. When he landed out of the Stargate he ran away into the trees where he met a rabbit. The rabbit wanted to eat him as well, but seeing that the gate was clear, John ran towards it yelling, "Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm John Sheppard!"

He dialled the gate, and then jumped through it, with Teyla, the bear and the rabbit following.

This time, he landed in front of a snake. The snake also wanted to eat him but John was too fast, he dialled the gate and, dodging Teyla, the bear, the rabbit and the snake, he jumped through it.

This time he landed on top of a fox. John was rather tired by now and he asked the fox to run away from everyone for him.

The fox started running, with everyone following. John slid down and was clinging to the fox's tail. Then the fox slowed down.

"Hey, can you get off my tail?" asked the fox, "can you climb up onto my back?"

John then managed to climb up onto the foxes back and the fox picked up speed, only to slow down a few minutes later.

"You're really heavy you know," said the fox, "can you climb onto my head?"

John then climbed onto the foxes head and the fox started running extremely fast again, but yet again, he slowed down a few minutes later.

"Hey, you are really heavy," said the fox panting, "would you mind climbing onto my nose?"

"Sure," replied John, "but you won't eat me will you?"

"Of course not," said the fox.

So John climbed onto the fox's nose.

Teyla, the bear, the rabbit and the snake caught up with the fox just in time to see it throw its head into the air, making John fly off his nose into the air, then John landed neatly in the fox's mouth and it ate poor John.

Teyla, the bear, the rabbit and the snake all turned around, sad that they could not eat the gingerbread man, and they all went home.