Ziva-
Oh, sounds tough. I'm sorry, Ziva, I really am. I would do something if I could, but I can't. Vance has things really tight down here in the sub-basement. He's technically my boss now. It really, as Tony would say, sucks. (Insert movie reference here). Abby has this wall that's devoted to you and Tony. No, not that kind of wall, just a memory of both of you. She knows that you two are coming back. She even has a countdown to the number of days that you've been gone. So I guess it would be called a count 'up' instead. I don't see much of Gibbs, but I have lunch with Abby everyday and she said that he's still Gibbs, but he doesn't yell as much. I mean, he's annoyed with how the team is split up, but I think he really loved Jenny. I have to remember that I don't have to cover up everything I do anymore, because Tony won't be looking. Now all I have to do is watch out for Vance! I'll see what I can do on my lunch break to get some sort of communication with Tony. Oh, Ziva. I know that you said that I can't assume, but even if I did assume, you couldn't kill me, because that would mean flying all the way back to DC. (Which I wouldn't mind). But I'll just assume.
-Probie-Wan Kenobi
p.s. You. And. Tony. Had. Sex.
p.p.s. About time!