Dead One-
How DARE you assume that my partner and I had sex! How dare you assume anything! Oh, McGee, you are dead. You. Are. Dead. Dead, do you hear me? Dead! I told you not to assume, I told you not to! My partner and I are merely friends, best friends if you must, and nothing more. Oh, you are dead McGee. As my partner would say it, McDead, yes? My partner and I did nothing of the sort. Well, I take that back. I will not reveal any information as to what my partner and I did during our last night together. Dare I ask what you and Abby did? Do I assume like you did? I think I will, McDead. Oh, McGee, you do not know how lucky you are to not be in the same country as me right now.
-Ziva
p.s. Any luck with finding a way to communicate with my partner?
p.p.s. Or are you too busy writing another novel? Is what I am writing, as you Americans would say it, 'gold', McGee?