Ziva-
Look, I'm sorry, all right. It's just that you never want to talk about your sex life, and since you didn't want to talk about what you and Tony did, I would just assume that you did have sex. I mean, you never talk about it ever and…this is the part where you yell 'McGee' or Tony calls me some other nickname. Probably McRamble. And no, Abby and I didn't do anything. In fact, I just gave her one of those huge, bone-crushing hugs and then went back home. We still see each other Ziva, unlike you and Tony. Vance gave me a mission today. I think I'm classified from telling you what's in it. Sorry there, Ziva. Truly, I am sorry for assuming. I won't assume. Oh, and uh…I think I found a way to send mail to Tony. Abby's been getting postcards. I'll sneak down and get you the address a little later. I heard that Gibbs' new team is a mess, and that Vance better learn to sleep with his eyes open because Gibbs is pissed. Director won't answer any questions Gibbs asks about us. I visited Ducky today! He told me to tell you 'I hope you're doing well, young Ziva. Take care'. Ziva, it's not anything like it normally is without anyone around here. And this nicknaming thing is really getting on my nerves… 'boss'…wonder what Tony would say to that? Sorry about assuming with you and Tony though, really. I better go though, Vance is going to come down soon to check up on me. I'm supposed to be cracking codes not talking to you! Sorry!
MISS. YOU.
-Tim
p.s. How come you can't say Tony's name? Okay, type his name, to be more specific. Why not? Miss him? Okay, as Tony would say it, 'Shutting up now, boss'.