Ziva-
You said his name! Good girl! And I'm sorry you're having such a horrible time in Israel. Hopefully it will get better. Can you believe that it's already been five weeks since we've been away from each other? Gibbs doesn't seem to be doing anything to get us back though, which is really scary, for me at least. Tony apparently has been deployed to another ship; he's not on the USS Ronald Regan anymore. His address has obviously changed as well, so I don't have it anymore. But don't worry, I will have it when he sends Abs another letter. I miss you guys terribly. Abby made it worse by crying today. Maybe you should talk to her. Is there anyway that you could contact her via MTAC? Gibbs doesn't know what to do with himself. I heard him yelling at Vance today about you and Tony and I. Okay, Ziva, make me feel better. Tell me what happened when you and Tony went home. Did you two finally make up? Finally make-out? Finally admit your feelings for each other? Finally sleep together? Finally HUG? Have you ever hugged? Ever? I thought you two were best friends! You've hugged me, you've hugged Abs (but so has everyone), you've hugged Gibbs, you've hugged Ducky…why not Tony? You are best friends! So what did you two do? It's eating me on the inside that I don't know what you did. Do you really want me to ask Abs to ask him what happened?
-Probie
p.s. About the hairy butt comment…I don't even want to know.